There was a small bark of laughter heard from somewhere in the small apartment as a white haired teen snapped his head in the direction of the only other room beside the bathroom. He set down his silver laptop, covered in musical and circus stickers, and got to his feet from the bed he shared with his boyfriend, Kanda Yu.

Allen Walker, the white haired teen, silently opened and exited the bedrooms door and walked into the living room only to be met with a silently snickering Kanda. Allen gaped until the song Kanda was listening to was done and the navy haired teen looked over his shoulder at the younger of the two. Indignant confusion crossed his tanned features as he demanded,

"What?" There was a defensive edge to the teens voice. Allen couldn't get his bulging eyes to become smaller while he only made a noise that simply said 'Holy shit.'

"You….were s-snickering…Kanda is there something wrong with you? Or did you find a video of torturing Lavi on YouTube?" His childish voice was hoping for the latter, as that would be the only explanation besides Komui tampering with his boyfriends head.

Kanda's eyes roamed the teens body in answer while Allen was silently reminded that he hadn't gotten dressed properly that morning. He only had on his loose pajama pants that hung dangerously low on his waist. His snow white haire was disheveled and strewn about like a bowl of whipped meringue while he still had the earing cuff from the night before in. Allen blushed profusely and tried to get his boyfriend to answer.

"K-kanda, answer me!" he tried being assertive, "What were you laughing at?" the mercury eyed teens blush didn't die down as Kanda closed his black laptop, which he'd affectionately named 'Mugen,' and stood to look at the teen hungrily.

"It's nothing you need to worry about, Moyashi." Cobalt eyes were alight with lust as the navy haired teen grabbed Allen by the waist and took a very willing teen back down the small hallway. All cares, from then till the night when he woke up incredibly sore from release so many times, flew from the white haired teens mind when he heard the door open and he was tossed onto the bed he'd earlier occupied.

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Allen's eyes slowly opened to a very dark room with only the light from the couples shared alarm clock glowing dimly. He blinked and adjusted his eyes to the darkness when he felt a warm presence around him.

Allen smiled.

His boyfriend may be a horny bastard but he was very loving. Ultimately though, Allen's curiosity came back to him from earlier that morning.

What had Kanda been laughing at?

Quietly, Allen started on working his way out of his boyfriend's arms, but the grip around him only tightened.

"Kanda, come on…I need to use the bathroom." He lied through his teeth. Grumbling was heard from behind his head but the grip on him loosened enough for the white haired teen to slip through.

Once off the bed he silently walked through the small living space, naked no less, and sat down on the leather futon the two referred to as a couch. 'Mugen' sat right where the navy haired teen had left it as Allen opened the screen.

Staring back at the white haired teen was a squirrel. With glasses.

"What in the hell…?" was his inaudible voice. Earbuds, which had been cast aside while thinking Allen was asleep earlier in the morning, were plugged into the small jack so as not to wake the sleeping Kanda. Allen clicked replay on the YouTube video and he was suddenly met with shattering about pills, getting high, and Canada's drugs were cheaper than America's.

The squirrel with glasses was singing and Allen couldn't stop the small snickers from escaping his mouth.

"Squirrel Song VI with Pilz-E…well I can't blame Yuu for laughing. This is pure crack!" Allen exclaimed in hushed voice.

"That's the only way I would even think of laughing at it Moyashi." Allen whirled around to face his sleeping companion who, also stark naked, had wore a smirk on his tired features. Mercury eyes looked slightly embarrassed as Allen closed the laptop and sat up with an ink-stained hand scratching the back of his head.

"Eheh…uh…"

"Bed. Now." Was Kanda's only response as Allen started heading toward the bedroom.

"Yes mother…" Allen said cutely under his breath.

"Eh?"

"Nothing, nothing.