It was going to happen sooner or later... Our loveable (for now) Finn of the Storm Hawks!
Hope you all enjoy; and remember... I don't own Storm Hawks but i'm always open for ideas.
His expression was –in his mind- cool and charming, much like all his actions. He folded one of his legs over the other as he relaxed into the chair positioned in the darkness; not a single strand of his thick blonde hair straying from the spikes of his hairstyle.
Know your star, know your star, know your star, know your star…
The chime of the echoing announcer's voice struck Finn to quickly smirk more "charming" in preparation of what would follow next.
Finn…
He's wearing a wig…
"Wig? No this real hair, my real hair. It's one hundred percent Finn; no substitution or equal."
Finn…
He's half fish…
"Half fish? Wait; is these facts about Tritonn, 'cause he's half fish, and he's the kind of dude that would wear a wig… not me."
Finn…
He can't get a lady…
"I can't get a—I can get girls! Girls love the Finnmeister! No girl can resist my charm or my cool rock n' roll."
Dove, Piper, Starling…
"I-I work with them! If I wanted to get them to fall for me, I could!"
Ravess, Master Cyclonis…
"They're Cyclonian! If I got them to fall for my charm, it couldn't work out 'cause we'd always have to fight against each other… I can't make someone fight the person they love. It's not right!"
Finn…
Just said that every female in the Atmos could fall for him if he wanted them to…
"Yeah. I guess that's what I said."
Finn…
Doesn't know that the walls of this building are paper thin…
"…Huh? Wait-"
Finn…
Doesn't know that the other Storm Hawks and Cyclonians are outside of this building…
"Wait, WHAT!"
Now you know, Finn…
"Uh, wait. Don't send me back out there!"
Good bye, Ladies' man…
"I was joking! Come on!" Finn pleaded into the abyss of the vacant darkness as he fell to his knees; to his horror and shuttering fear, an insisting banging pounded against the double door entrance of the building, seemingly by multiple fists.
All's well that ends well... For mostly everyone. I asure you, Finn was in pretty good shape after the beating. Anyway, see you all next time.
