Chapter 4:
Sweeney:I'm alive at last! And I'm full of joyyyyyyyyy!
Mrs. Lovett: That's all very well, but what are we gonna do wiv 'im?
Cathy: Lets get him some gin first.
Rachel: You've made a rhyme!
Mrs. Lovett: Come on you great useless lump. Rachel, grab his other arm.
[Sweeney's legs give out]
Rachel: Uff! Holy god man! Support yourself!
Mrts. Lovett: [on the way down the stairs, dragging Sweeney] For a skinny 'fing 'e's not to light.
Sweeney: 'S all muscle.
Mrs. Lovett:[Absently] Of course it is love...
[Get to shop and dump Sweeney in a chair]
Mrs. Lovett: [Goes to get gin]
[Rachel and Cathy start clapping and waving in front of Sweeney's face.]
Rachel:YooooHooo! Any one home?
Stranger: Am I interrupting something?
Rachel:Wha..? [Jaw drops]
Stranger:Wot? [Looks himself up and down]
Rachel: [Opens and closes her mouth a few times] You're... ah... [Nudges Cathy in the ribs]
Cathy: What?
Rachel: [Points]
Cathy: [Jaw drops]
Rachel:Okay...
Stranger: Are you all right luv?
Rachel:I'm a...a... pleased to meet you sir...
Stranger: Captain Jack Sparrow at your service milady. [Bows his head]
Cathy: Oh.
Rachel:My.
Mrs. Lovett:[Comes bustling back into the kitchen] God! Who the bloody hell is that? [Nearly dropping the gin at the sight of Jack sitting with his feat up on the table]
OK, so sorry it was so short but I just thought that was a reasonable place to end it.