Chapter 5:
Jack:[Stands up and holds out his hand] Captain Sparrow. Me ship's down at the docks, an I wos lookin' for a place to stay.
Mrs. Lovett: Oh hello, Eh... Captain. Yes, yes, all right you can stay here... For a small price.
Jack: No problem luv, name yer price.
Mrs. Lovett: Oh not now, I've got other things to look after [gestures at Sweeney who is still staring straight ahead seemingly oblivious to everything going on around him]
Jack: Ah.. Of course... Anything I can do luv?
Mrs. Lovett: No, no pet, you just sit down; rest yer bones... Gin?
Jack:Eh... Ye haven't got a bit o' rum have ye?
Cathy: No rum, Just gin.
Jack: Gin it is then!
Mrs. Lovett: Rachel; Get the gentleman some gin would ya?
Rachel: All right *snorts* [mumbles] Gentleman. Ha!
Jack: *grinning* wot was that luv?
Rachel:*grins back* Nuthin [Give Jack the gin]
Cathy: So Mr. Sparrow, What brings you to London?
Jack: Me ship broke.
Rachel: The pearl?
Jack: Yeah... How?
Rachel:I've em.. read all about you
Cathy: Me too!
Jack: Ah...
Cathy: So how long are you staying?
Jack: 'bout three days I suppose. Gotta get the Pearl fixed up, give me crew a beak, restock.
Rachel: Lovely, So where you headed?
Jack: Ah, Now that much I can't tell ye lassie.
Cathy: Can we guess?
Jack: Don't see what harm it could do.
Cathy: Singapore?
Jack: At some point maybe, but not our final destination.
Cathy: Rach., Your turn.
Rachel: Hmm... I wonder.. [turns to Cathy] Can't resist.
Cathy: Say it then, we've not got all day!
Rachel: The fountain? Of youth?
Jack: [opens mouth, closes it again and grins] How'd ye know?
Rachel:Erm...
Cathy: We're not from around here.
Jack: I can see that.
Rachel: How?
Jack: Yer dressed all funny.
Rachel: Cheers.
Jack:[Grins] So where ye from?
Cathy: You wouldn't believe us if we told you.
Jack: Try me.
Rachel: OK.
Cathy: Rachel!
Rachel: Its OK we can trust him.
Cathy: [rolls eyes]
Rachel: The future.
Jack: Oh... How'd ye get here then?
Rachel: Magic razor.
Jack: Ah...
Cathy: Your not surprised? Do you believe us?
Jack: Luv: With the things I've seen you'd believe it all.
Rachel: So you really believe us?
Jack: I'd like some proof now that ye be mentioning it.
Cathy: Easy [Takes out her phone]
Jack: [Eyes it cautiously]
Sweeney: [in the background] What is that?
Mrs. Lovett: It's priest, 'ave a little priest.
[Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett start dancing around the room]
Jack: Is that normal?
Rachel: Oh quite, yes, for them...
Jack: Er... right. So what is that?
Cathy: A phone.
Jack: Is it dangerous?
Rachel: No.
Jack: What does it do?
Cathy: Lots of stuff, Like this: [Plays music and phone vibrates to tune]
Jack: ARRRRAAAGGGHHH!
Rachel: Cathy... Crazy frog? Really?
Cathy: [Shrugs] Wheres Mr. Sparrow?
Jack: [From under the table] That's CAPTAIN Sparrow to yeh Missy!
Cathy: Sorry, CAPTAIN.
Rachel: Mate, Why are you under the table?
[music goes off]
Jack: What the hell was that?
Mrs. Lovett: It fop, finest in the shop.
Rachel: Music.
Jack: Music? Whatever luv, but the thing lighting up and shaking? *Shudders* and you keep that thing in your pocket?
Cathy: What's wrong with that? It's not dangerous.
Jack: Not... Bloody hell...
Rachel: It's not even alive... anyway... is that proof enough for ya?
Jack: Yep, I'm good with it, Just don't make it do that again.
Rachel: You weren't scared were you?
Jack: NO! I was... merely taking precautions...
Cathy: Sure...
Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney: We'll serve anyone, at allllllll!
Jack: Wot was that all about?
Mrs. Lovett: Ehem, so dearie, you staying for a while? I'll have the back room set up for you.
Jack: [Bows in thanks]
Cathy: So Mr. Todd, Have you come up with a plan?
Sweeney: *Grunts, yes* Who's that?
Mrs. Lovett: Oh never mind yer manners eh?
Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow mate, and you? [extends hand]
Sweeney: [Shakes] Sweeney Todd.
Rachel: I think; Judging by the sons of course, that you've had a good idea.
Mrs. Lovett: Oh yes. We've come up with a plan to profit both business. TOGETHER.
Sweeney: [Raises eyebrow]
Rachel: Which is?
Mrs. Lovett: [Gazing At Sweeney] Hrm? Oh, Meat pies.
Cathy: Ahhhh...
Rachel: Wot? Oh Yeah!
Jack: Wot?
[Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney stare at Jack]
Rachel: It's all right, Captain Sparrow's a pirate, He'll understand.
[Mrs. Lovett relaxes, Sweeney pretty much never relaxes so...]
Sweeney: All right.
Jack: So...
Rachel: Ahem... Poppin' people into pies.
Jack: Oh, Ok, but why?
Cathy: You see... Mr. Todd's getting revenge.
Rachel: On Alan R-Judge Turpin, and pretty much the rest of London.
Jack: Ah... Killing two birds with one stone is it?
Rachel: I guess so.
Jack: I like it; simple, easy to remember.
Mrs. Lovett: Lovely. Now about your fee.
Jack: Aye, The fee... [Pulls a face at Rachel and Cathy]
Mrs. Lovett: Well instead of money, If ya like, you could help Rachel and Cathy do some odd jobs. That's how their paying see?
Jack: We have an accord.
Cathy: Finally!
Jack: All hands to... Whatever needs doing!
Rachel: Aye, Aye Captain!
Jack: [Grins]
Mrs. Lovett: Well, the back room needs to be set up! Oh, and tomorrow I need you to go to town for me seeing as how it didn't happen earlier.
Cathy: Okey Dokey!
[All 3 make their way to the back room]
Mrs. Lovett: [Calls] Oh and you'll be sharing with Toby too!
Rachel: [Makes a face]
Cathy: Oh yay! I hope he keeps the wig off though!
Jack: [Raises eyebrow]
Cathy: *coughs* So we must be setting up these beds!
Jack: [Looks at Rachel quizzically]
Rachel[Shrugs]
Jack: [Grins]
[So they all set about making up 4 beds, their those foldy spring ones that fold up in the middle and are low to the ground]
[Whilst setting up the bed]
: ARRRRAAAGGGHHH!
Rachel: Mercy full hour! What happened?
Cathy: [Giggles and points to Jack who has been "eaten" By the bed]
Rachel: [Looks quizzically at Jack (Well the only bit of him that is visible as his top half has been "Eaten")] You OK mate?
Jack: Get it off!
Rachel+Cathy: [Remove bed from Jack]
Jack: [Straightens up, looks at the bed and snorts and then continues like nothing has happened]
Rachel: [Raises eyebrow]
Cathy: [Shrugs]
[Once the 4 beds have been made up]
Rachel: Not bad...
Cathy: Not bad at all!
Rachel: Captain Sparrow?
Jack: Call me Jack luv savvy?
Rachel: Savvy, Are you ready for dinner?
Jack: Aye, But not a pie if you please.
Cathy: I wonder when Toby's gonna come round?
Well that was unexpectedly long for my usual standards. :P I hope it's all right. Please, Please Review and tell me what you think!