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I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore"

"Excuse me" Caroline's hand was in the air "Professor Umbridge?"

The toad-like woman turned to face her.

"Yes Miss. Shea"

"I was wondering if you could show us how to perform a Patronus?" Caro asked innocently "In case the dementors attack us on the way to our next class. They are under Voldemort's control right?"

The entire class gasped. Caro had a wicked gleam in her eye that went unnoticed by everyone except the Weasley twins. Umbridge puffed up, turning bright red.

"Detention Miss. Shea" She said after a moment "I will say this one last time. You-Know-Who is not back and the dementors are not under his control. Therefore it's highly unlikely that you will be attacked by one on the way to your next class Miss. Shea."

"Yes Professor" Caro said


Caro lifted her hand and knocked on the office door.

"You're right on time Miss Shea" Professor Umbridge said, frowning "The desk over there. You'll find everything you need."

Sitting at the desk, Caro picked up the infamous quill. Umbridge sat at her desk and began to grade papers. Pulling a bit of spare parchment out of her pocket, she shifted the quill to the hand she didn't write with and began to write.

"I told you I was hardcore"

Wincing a bit Caro replaced the parchment back into her pocket and set about the lines she was assigned for detention.


"Hand it over Weasley" She grinned smugly, holding up her hand "Told you I'd do it"

Fred looked closely at her hand and sighed, pulling 2 galleons from his pocket.

"Last time I ever bet against you Shea" He said, placing them in her outstretched hand.


So there's the next installment. It's a bit late and I apologize, had a late night in the Emergency Room. My little girl had a fever of 102.… She's better now thanks to the doctors and their medicine.

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