Last chapter had the disclaimer.
I think it's sort of obvious, though. Why are we writing fanfic?
Well, it's Skadi's turn to be annoyed! Here we go!
1. Whenever you see her, play the song "Ice Queen" by Within Temptation.
2. If you don't have the song, sing it.
3. Mispronounce her name.
4. Stare at the runewhip, giggle, and walk off.
5. Repeat 4.
6. Light her hair on fire.
7. If she walks into the same room as you, proceed to put on a parka and snowpants.
8. Try to get her to care about the blueberry gluten-free muffin top made by the company eggo that doesn't even make very good waffles or pancakes and the accompaning blueberries.
9. Promise her the Whisperer.
10. Then lead her through about 10 miles of aimless searching for someone.
11. When done, reveal you don't actually HAVE the Whisperer.
12. When she tries to kill you, have your backup handy to knock her out.
13. Or, don't have any backup, but try to convince her you do.
14. Suggest divorce counseling.
15. Ask about who gets custody.
16. Try to get her to reveal what she REALLY thinks about everyone.
17. Do your best imitation of Vanilla Ice around her.
18. Program a thermometer to say -999,999,999,999 kelvin or something (even though I don't think that temperature is possible...)
19. Then, show it to her after placing it against her forehead.
20. Take her and Loki on Dr. Phil.
21. Show her this list.
22. Actually do everything on this list.
23. Make a confusing paradox, tell her about it.
24. When she cannot sleep over it, come back and tell her that you made an error and the solution is really simple.
25. Get Weird Al to interview her.
26. Do a sort of "My Name is Boxxy" thing for her.
27. Introduce her to 4chan.
28. When you see her, say "Eesh. Chilly, much?"
29. Make dumb blonde jokes.
30. Try to figure out how to spell her name without looking at a sheet of paper.
31. Show her your attempts.
32. All her base are belong to you.
33. Introduce her to Mello.
34. Comment on how similar they are.
35. Bring Matt along.
36. Make her watch the entire Death Note series with you.
37. Make her watch the entire any anime series with you.
38. Inform her that all blondes are evil.
39. Try to make ice cream by pouring cream on her.
40. Shout "It's broken!" when it doesn't work.
41. Skadi is now an it.
42. Ask her what the answer to life, the universe, and everything is.
43. Laugh if she doesn't know.
44. Try to capture her in a pokeball.
45. Stab her with a fork.
46. Stab her with a spoon.
47. Stab her with a fspoonfe. (Combination fork, spoon, and knife. One of my friends brought one on a camping trip.)
48. Try to decapitate her with a fspoonfe.
49. Dye her hair red.
50. If you have performed 49, draw kaen reversed on her arm in permanent marker.
Please review! Next is probably Nat.