Disclaimer – I own nothing to do with Harry Potter. I only own Caroline Shea, because I made her up!
I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project can be used as a sexual lubricant
The bell ran as the Seventh year Gryffindor's walked into the dungeons for their weekly potions torture lesson with Professor Snape. Caroline took her seat next to Lee Jordan. Fred and George were sitting right in front of them. Professor Snape stalked into the classroom, robes billowing behind him. With the flick of his wand the recipe and ingredients list was on the blackboard.
"You have two hours, begin" He said taking a seat at his desk.
"Excuse me Professor" George raised his hand.
Snape glared at him "Yes Mr. Weasley"
"I was just wondering, I mean I know it's on a few other students minds as well" He asked "Is it at all possible for this potion to be used as sex lube?"
The look on Snape's face stopped the giggles that had sprung up from their classmates. Snape was instantly standing in front of Fred and George's table, his voices a mere whisper, but the class heard every word.
"Mr. Weasley that will be 20 points and a week's detentions" He hissed "For your obscene questions"
He stalked back to the front of the classroom.
"Professor you still didn't answer my question" George said
I've had terrible writers block and almost abandoned this story. Once again I'm in the market for a Beta Reader, and I still don't own anything except Caroline Shea
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