Disclaimer: Don't own Yugioh as far as I know

Author's note: Forgot to mention, this story is yaoi. Yami Bakura/Ryou/Seto/? (not sure yet)

Again, there's a reason why I rated the story M... so don't blame me for corrupting your minds if that does happen. .

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Ryou proved me wrong. Helicopters didn't wake us up; pangs of pleasure roused me out of bed almost as soon as I fell asleep. Certainly not what I was used to, especially not since I never had that organ for the first sixteen years of my life.

It was, literally, orgasmic. I felt my length swallowed by something warm and moist. I rubbed my eyes, checking if I had been sent to another world or something. I was already in YuGiOh, what's the worst thing that can happen, get teleported to Pokemon?

I instantly found that YuGiOh is much better than Pokemon, since in the latter, you won't get Brock or Ash sucking you off.

Ryou knelt beside my bed with his head in my lap, remnants of my cum still at the corner of his lips. Feeling me move, he looked up warily.

"Master? Did I do something wrong?" he asked, scared to look at me in the eyes. Good thing too, 'cause it's really hard talking to somebody when your cock is standing at attention. At least it's easier if they're not looking at you. It would really help too if he'd stop staring at my cock…

"Ryou," I groaned, exasperated, "I can't exactly sleep when…" I didn't finish the rest of the sentence; he looked up at me, not understanding. "I can't sleep when you're giving me oral, okay?"

"I'm sorry," he started. "But, I didn't think you'd fit behind." He turned around to show me a large piece of plastic lodged between his hips, blood still trickling down. I averted my eyes.

"You said you liked to go to sleep and wake up inside me." Ryou added helpfully. Yep, extremely helpful to my migraine.

"Fine, I won't sleep then." I started messaging my temples. "You go sleep in your room, and I'll fix up our deck."

Ryou nodded, moving to leave, I added, "take off all the piercings and stuff on your body, okay?" He looked perplexed, but nodded again in compliance.

So he went to bed. I stayed up through the night fixing his deck and wishing for a cold shower.

This time around, a helicopter did wake him up. He wondered to my room, minus the body piercing and all the toys Yami Bakura put on him. His frail frame shaking with exhaustion and the cold. He was dripping wet, drenched in blood.

Before I could ask him what happened, a voice from the outside woke called out to me, and I was forced to enter Ryou's body.

"I never knew you were such a heavy sleeper," a girl says: must be Tea.

"Yeah Bakura, you woke up later than I did," a blond laughed, he would be Joey.

I faked one of the smiles Ryou usually wore, it worked pretty well. Only Yugi shot me, he must have sensed my innate feeling of superiority towards them. It's hard not to feel superior. For example, I can say that I knew more about Yami than all the characters in the show put together, himself included. I know his past, his present, his future. In this world, I am God.

The helicopter stopped in front of us, and the hot brunette I was thinking about just a minute ago emerged. He was still in extremely tight clothing, with his trench coat occasionally allowing me a view of his curves from the behind. Damn it I need that cold shower.

Yugi walked up, handing Seto his deck and so on. I hid in the shadows, taking this chance to fix up my deck. I'll need to duel Seto shortly.

The events proceeded as I remembered them, Seto insulting the group, and Joey getting pissed off. I stood up, laying a hand on Joey's shoulders to refrain his from charging Seto, Ryou's body seems to get stronger when I take over.

"Relax Joey," I smiled nicely, "no need to degrade yourself to his level."

Seto stopped dead in his tracks, Yugi stared at me, horrified. "Ryou, how could you say that?"

"What?" I smiled the smile that I was getting very good at faking, "I was just telling the truth."

Seto turned around, slowly advancing towards me. "What did you say?"

I looked up (since I'm 5'9 and he's 6'1), meeting his death glare. "I said, if you didn't lose control of your company, none of this would have happened. So it's you who ultimately put Mokuba through this."

He paled; I hid a grin of satisfaction. "I said that I'm surprised Mokuba hasn't stabbed you in the back yet. After all, Pegasus probably paid him more attention than your did."

Seto was white as a sheet. He is now close enough that I could enjoy the sight of his perfect skin (I have to admit, I half expected him to have acne) and silky hair. "I said that-"

"Shut up," he yelled, "who are you to judge me? You're nobody, nobody!" Veins popped out of his head, I felt guilty for provoking him like this, but it's so much fun! I liked seeing him at the end of his ropes, finally out of his icy shell: defeated, vulnerable, ready for the taking (for my taking that is).

"Acceptance is the first step to solving a problem," I smiled, looking as helpful as I could; trying very, very hard not to burst out laughing.

"Don't call me a nobody until you can beat me." He glowered. I just smiled some more: my cheeks are beginning to feel sore, I wonder how Ryou could keep it up all day.

"So does that mean I can call you a nobody when I beat you?" I looked innocent as a dove. Seto didn't notice my substitution of 'if' with 'when', but Yugi did and he looked at me thoughtfully.

I probably could have hid myself better, challenging Seto in pretense of defending Yugi, but I didn't bother. I'm not really worried about Yugi or Yami. I knew strategies from ten, twenties years in the future, I knew his strategies that he can't even dream up at this time.

Maybe I should take his puzzle. Who knows, taking over the world would be fun. But Ryou probably wouldn't want that. Unconsciously, Ryou had taken a place in my heart that I never imagined him to occupy. In hindsight, it's probably the 'virgin' complex. Both men and women tend to remember the person who took their virginity, and Ryou is the first one for me.

Death glares brought me back to reality. I smiled apologetically "you were saying?"

Death glares intensified as Seto grabbed the front of my shirt, "I challenge you to a duel, unless you're too much of a coward to accept!"

I yawned, "at this time of night? Are you sure?" Seto turned from white to red in a matter of seconds, I continued. "Why should I duel you? What do I get?"

"I'll give you whatever card you want if you win." I thought I saw smoke coming out of his ears. "But if I win, I want you to dress up in a dog suit and parade the island."

Yugi looked terrified, "Ryou, don't! You'll lose and- "

Meanwhile, Joey was happily cheering me on.

I looked straight at Seto's eyes, "sure, I'll duel. I guess I can sell Blue Eyes White Dragon off for a pretty penny. If I miss school so much that I fail and can't find a job, at least I wouldn't go broke immediately."

Tristan grinned. Yugi and Tea giggled, it seemed natural for Yugi to giggle for some reason. Joey looked thoughtful, he was trying hard to make the connection that rare cards equals money.

"Well, let's duel," I offered pleasantly, "I still want to catch a few hours of sleep before sunrise."

Without a word, Seto took out the duel disks from his briefcase. His every move is like his favorite dragon, so graceful that I just wanted to destroy the elegance, chain him back to earth and listen to him moan in pain and pleasure. Ahem, off topic.

He handed me a duel disk, we really had similar intentions in the duel. He was dueling to get back at me, I was dueling to get him (see, one word difference.

"I start first, I summon Battle Ox."

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