Okay, not a chapter. No-hohohohohooooooooooooo. Just a little message to those piss ants on this site who claim to be writers. Yes, it's a rant. Apparently, my last rant spread the wrong mojo, since the shit I was complaining about has worsened.

Yes. I'm sick of the bullshit people are posting and calling it good. And while I realize that it's just fanfiction, and just for fun, there's only a certain amount of shit that can be tossed helter skelter on ffnet before I get seriously pissed. Time to start my rants.

Before you write your Naru/Hina fanfic, look around for roughly 10 minutes. YOUR PLOT EXISTS! Guess what? You don't even need to write your story, someone else already wrote it for you! Don't get me wrong, I like Hinata. But people, there's a reason why there's 30+ women on the filter to choose from. I will read a Naru/Hina fic IF I find that there's a scrap of original plot in there, but it seems that every other writer on the site seems to not read any fanfiction at all before posting their story. The plots are so similar I just focus the hate on the person for bothering to waste my time! There are about 3,897 Naru Hina fanfics out there (all ratings) with a word count greater than 5,000. The actual number may be higher at the time of me posting this. Just a little scale.

Fanfics that have Naruto start at ages 4-7. Stop it! It's annoying the hell out of me! The only reason you have him at that age is so you can rewrite his personality by the time he's at the academy or some other stupid shit! The branching off to this is the opportunity to have him be abused by the villagers and awaken a bloodline and kill the villagers with Sarutobi appearing and either hugging a crying Naruto or a catatonic one. Then, scene pans over to the angry council demanding the execution or exile of the demon brat, bla bla bla.

Songfics. Just... Die.

Highschool fics. Fuck you! It isn't Naruto if you try to pull that crap!

Crossovers can kiss my ass. They ruin the Naruto-ness of it all.

Pointless bashing. This is a waste of time, and is used by crappy authors who can't write a person's personality without their own preconceived notions about them. When writing, you have to be objective, otherwise it comes across as juvenile! While yes, there is such a thing as a reality check,

Anonymous flamers who are either a) too much of a chicken shit to face the consequences of their own actions or b) by being exposed as a hypocrite when people find out that they were just jealous fags who know that their own fics suck ass.

People who fave my stories without leaving a review as to why they faved it. Tell me, dammit! WHY DO YOU LIKE MY SHITTY STORIES?

Tayuya swearing every 3 words. Tayuya is not my uncle! She shouldn't be swearing that much! She didn't swear that much in the anime (I've watched it in japanese) so she shouldn't be swearing that much! Once every 2-3 sentences is a reasonable amount in a standard conversation.

Gay/pedo Orochimaru. Yes, I'll say it. Gay/pedo-bashing Orochimaru annoys the hell outtta me. Like I said above, I respect all the characters when writing and will look to all of their motives, likes and dislikes before writing them. Orochimaru is attracted to power and jutsus. Why is he so seemingly attracted to young men in canon...? Well, would you like to transfer your soul to an 80 year old woman incapable of ninjutsu...? And I do believe he is a bit sexist, believing that men are more capable shinobi. Either that or the boys he runs into are more talented than the girls. *shrugs*

Retarded Danzo. Danzo is not retarded. If things are going well in Konoha, he would see no reason to meddle in it. Why do you think we never even heard of him until Shippuden...? Because things were going well for the village. Danzo would never purposely cripple the village. His whole existence is dedicated to making Konoha the dominating village in the world, not oppressing Tsunade, Hiruzen and Naruto.

Kyuubi talking to Naruto while he's not in the mindscape. This is just a stupid concept to begin with. Why would Minato design a seal that would do that? It's designed to filter the chakra, not the thoughts. The phenomenon should only be possible when drawing on the Kyuubi's chakra, as seen in the manga/anime.

Yaoi. Any Yaoi haters can identify with this one. All the fangirls who think that Sasuke could do no wrong should douse themselves in hydrochloric acid until they die. And then there are those who just make things so AU that it's not even Naruto anymore just so that they can stick Sasuke with Naruto and start packing fudge! And here's the kicker: There are roughly 8,286 Naru/Sasu fanfics out there of all ratings with more than 5,000 words. This is a combination of yaoi, friendship, and femsasu. How much do you wanna bet that 8,000 of those fics are yaoi, since the majority of them are from the M-rated section. Isn't it wonderful that these fangirls are posting this much crap on here...? Hell, I've read a few, and they aren't even well written. Really all they are is just an "I love you" fest followed by an entire community that seems to have no problem with it (hell, every male is in a yaoi pairing in many yaoi fics.)

Self insertions (stop giggling, perverts) where the name clearly does not fit in the universe. If you're going to do a self insert, MAKE YOUR NAME IN FUCKING JAPANESE! IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO DO! For example, my name in Japanese is Juuki Sashouhenrou. (shout out to those who can determine my name's meaning!) I don't care if it's a self insert! I'm still not gonna read it. It just makes it less painful while I'm scrolling through the fics I'm complaining about!

People who have a feeble grasp on the written English language, as well as introducing dialogue into the aforementioned persons fanfiction. This is a massive peeve of mine, as I am someone who prides himself for having a moderately advanced mastery of the English language. While I myself am not perfect, and neither is anyone else for that matter, there is no excuse for some of the sad excuses for writing that I've found on here. In fact, since this is such a large topic, I'm going to break it down into additional paragraphs.

Tenses. Oh my god. Seriously? I deal with kids who have Mexican immigrant parents who have a better grasp on how to use tenses than some of the people I'm referring to, if not most. (Before you call me a racist, please remember that Spanish has a different syntax, and that these kids were raised on parents that speak spanish roughly 80-90% of the time.) Here's the simplest way to identify tenses: if it has already happened or is happening, then you place an -ed at the end of the word (In most cases. Although this is not always true, take note of the pattern.). If it is going to happen, then place the appropriate words letting someone know what is going to happen. For example (past tense): "He stabbed him." "They were destroyed!" "She ran like hell." Now, present tense: "He's stabbing him." "They are being destroyed!" "She's running like hell." And now, future tense: "He's going to stab him." "He will destroy them!" "She's going to run like hell." Get the point? Although there are patterns, it won't always work the same way. Just... Get it together.

Spelling. I hate it when people continuously spell character's names incorrectly. How is it possible when you know their name, it's spelled in the filters, is in Narutopedia, is said by other characters in the manga, and other people like me correct you? Oh my gawd. It's Konoha, not Kohona, Konaha, ect etc. It's not Tsuande, it's Tsunade! Jiraiya, not Jaraiya. You get the point? Augh. Disgraces.

One of my biggest peeves is an event that doesn't even have a word to describe it. Instead, I'll just show what is wrong with this event in the next sentence: "The shelve's were lined with Icha Icha books" There. I did it.(By the way, if you saw nothing wrong with that sentence, go outside and slap yourself eighteen times.) Do NOT give an apostrophe that shows possession when you have an S at the end of a word when there clearly is none! The only other time the apostrophe is appropriate on a non-possessive word is when you are creating a contraction with a word that involves the word "is", such as "he's". Also, learn the plural version of the word. Do NOT add an apostrophe-S to the end of the word and call it good. I.e, stories. It's not story's. Again that only works when the story is in possession of something.

The standards in fanfiction have fallen too far.

Also, I think there needs to be a petition to add more filter choices. For example, if you're looking for NarutoXanyone fics, there should be a filter option to remove characters that you don't want. There should also be a yaoi filter so it makes things less ridiculous to sort through. Then, if there are still morons who intend to create highschool fics after this, then add that frigging filter too.

Well, that's all I can think of for now. I'll probably snap again sometime if it gets worse. If you guys agree with me (and please do!) then let me know! I'm sick of being silent about this crap! Hell, copy and paste this in your profile (as long as you give me credit for it.) and then add this message to the bottom of it:

All information on fanfic numbers was acquired March 1, 2011. Copy and paste this in your profile, and highlight everything that you agree with in bold. Italicize the things you are guilty of and add your name to this list: MK_Terra

Just in case this gets taken down.

Again, sorry for the lack of chapter this time. I'm working on it though!