Dysfunctional Akatsuki Drabbles

Chapter 2: The Amittyville Toaster

Disclaimer: If we owned Naruto, Itachi would have murdered Sasuke along with the rest of his family. But sadly we do not. BUT we do own the big plate of double chocolate chip cookies in the kitchen. –laughs evilly- Also….we do not own Foamy the great and mighty squirrel. He was the one that inspired this chapter

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Itachi walked into the kitchen, carrying a red toaster, he smirked when he saw Deidara eating sushi.

"Hey! Deidara! Look what I brought off of Ebay! I got it from that haunted house in Amittyville!"

Deidara raised an eyebrow at him. "You bought a haunted toaster? Un"

"Yeah...But check this is out…." Itachi put it down and plugged it in. He then put in a piece of white bread. "You put in an ordinary piece of white bread and then..."

-48 seconds later-

"Wheat toast? How'd you get wheat toast?" Deidara asked as a piece of wheat toast popped up and hit him square in the forehead.

"No one knows!" Replied Itachi. He smirked at the mysterious wheat toast. Deidara was rubbing his head and feeling a little freaked out. "But what's even cooler is when you put in wheat bread you get pumpernickel and when you put in pumpernickel you get a blueberry muffin!" exclaimed Itachi.

"Bullshit un." Deidara muttered doubtfully.

"Oh yeah? FINE! It just so happens that I have some pumpernickel bread right here!"

-56 seconds later-

Itachi pointed at the blueberry muffin that popped up and out of the Amityville Toaster. "See! It's a Blueberry muffin!"

"Whoa…that's freaky. What happens when you put in a bagel?" Deidara asked, leaning closer to the slightly smushed blueberry muffin.

"Good question!" Itachi exclaimed.

-6, 798 Seconds later-

"Is…is that a pork chop…un?" Deidara whispered. Eye twitching…

"Aw man. What a rip off, I was hoping for it to be one of those toasty cakes." Itachi yelled, giving the toaster one of his infamous glares.

Deidara looked at Itachi and then asked, "Oh try waffles…un!"

"Eh…the auction description said something about not to use waffles." Itachi said looking at Deidara.

"Um…why?" Deidara asked.

"Something about getting back a toasted human hand or something ah don't screw around with it."

-1, 987 Seconds later-

A toasted human hand popped up. Deidara twitched and leaned away. "Whoa…it's a toasted hand…"

Sasori stepped into the kitchen and looked at the pair. Unfortunately for him he didn't see the toasted human hand.

Deidara looked at him and said happily, "Sasori-Danna!"

Itachi blinked at the puppet master.

Sasori looked at both of them. "Um…yeah. Anyway, has either of you two seen my hand? It disappeared about a minute ago, and I can't find it. I asked the others and they haven't seen it."

Deidara was going to say something but Itachi interrupted him. "No. We haven't seen it. We were making toast…"

Sasori gave them a weird look then turned around and left the kitchen to find his missing hand.

Itachi smirked and looked at the toaster. "I wonder what happens when you put in banana bread…" Itachi pondered.

The Amityville Toaster. Make breakfast spooky. Spooky talking toaster. Spooky eating toast. Yum yum yum…puppet hand.

A/n: Um yeah hope you enjoyed that. Alexa and me really enjoyed the Amityville Toaster by Foamy so um yeah. We decided to change it in Akatsuki form - yay! Go Akatsuki! Please review we will give you cookies –waves cookie-