A/N: More chaps! :D I think this is my longest one for this story too! Hope everyone is liking this so far!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji, Avril Lavigne, or Ke$ha

NOTE: I updated these chapters to fix grammar errors

Grell Sutcliff

It was 9 o'clock and Grell's stereo started blasting music. This surprisingly didn't wake him up. Over in another room, Will yelled:

"Turn it off, Grell!"

"Wha-?" Grell said sleepily. "Oh, time to wake up." He got up from his bed and went to the bathroom. He took a shower while singing Hot by Avril Lavinge and other girly songs the whole time. Then he got dressed into his usual shinigami outfit. 'Will is such a meanie for not letting me wear a dress to work!' he thought.

The next hour he spent brushing his incredibly long, thick hair, he thought it was worth it though, if he impressed someone. After that he went next door to Will and Ronald's room. All the shinigamis stayed in dorms at the headquarters. Grell was fortunate enough to have his own dorm and not have to share with anyone. 'Although, I don't know why anyone wouldn't want to share with me.' He thought.

Grell burst right through the door. "Hi everyone!~"

"How many times do I have to tell you not to come anywhere near here?" Will asked.

"Aww Will! We're neighbors! Show some love!" Grell complained.

"No."

"Be nice William," said Ronald, Will's roommate. "Sutcliff-senpai is just being friendly!"

"No, he's trying to be a nuisance," Will replied.

"You're so mean Will!~" Grell squealed.

"I don't care. And can you please be considerate towards others and keep your music down?" said Will.

"What? You don't like waking up to Ke$ha?" Grell asked.

"First, you don't even wake up, and second, that chick is a lunatic!" Will replied.

"Well Sebby, I know for a fact, loves Ke$ha!" Grell retorted.

"And why should I care about this?"

"Come on guys!" Ronald joined in. "Let's be nice! Group hug!" Grell joined in on the hug immediately. Will just walked away.

"Why so cold Will?" Grell asked.

"Don't call me that!" he replied furiously. "It's because I have to put up with you every morning after being kept awake all night by that reckless maniac!" Will pointed at Ronald.

"Hey!" Ronald complained.

"You slept with him!" Grell cried. "HOW COULD YOU!"

"Woah! Dude! No, he smacks things and talks in his sleep!" replied Will.

"Yeah, 'things'!" said Grell.

"Dude you don't even know me!"

"Will! I thought we were best friends!" Grell said.

Will started laughing hysterically. "Best friends? With you! HA! You're dumber than a brick wall if you think that!"

Grell started crying.

"Stop being such a baby!" he yelled at Grell as he continued to cry.

"Will! You hurt his feelings! Say you're sorry!" said Ronald.

"What are you, my mom?" Will replied.

Ronald glared at him.

"Ugh, fine." Will walked over to Grell. "Grell, I'm s-ss-sor-rr-y-y." he stuttered.

"Really?" asked Grell.

"Sure."

"YAAAAAY!~" Grell squealed and grabbed Will and hugged him.

"Ok, that's enough!" Will said while he was being suffocated.

"Oh yeah, tehe!" laughed Grell.

"Let's report to the office," said Will as both shinigami followed him. Grell planned out his whole day in his head. 'I'll go see Sebby, and we'll have a picnic, and we'll run through a field of flowers, and he'll ask me to stay the night, and, and, and…' Will hit him over the head with his death scythe.

"Ow! What was that for?" Grell complained.

"You were thinking something wrong, I know it," he replied.

Grell growled. 'Maybe to you…' the thought, 'Ahh, Willy's just jealous!'

When they got to the office, Will said:

"Here's your assignments. Don't slack off, meaning you, Sutcliff."

"Me? When have I ever broken the rules?" Grell asked sarcastically.

"Don't make me slap you," Will said sternly.

"Will you never hit a lady!" replied Grell.

"You're a man. Get over it," He said and went off to do his job. When he and Ronald were gone, he said:

"HERE I COME SEBBY!~" and ran off to the Phantomhive estate.

When Grell got to the mansion, he went right inside to search for Sebastian. He went through various hallways, and checked many rooms, but he could not find him.

"Sebby! Where could you be?" Grell complained out loud. "Maybe I should look for the twerp." He found a door that looked like an office door and opened it. Ciel was sitting at a desk inside.

"Hi!~" Grell said.

"AHH! Bloody unicorn!" Ciel screamed like a girl.

"WHERE?" Grell screamed.

"Wha-? Grell! What are you doing he-"

"Where's Sebby?" Grell interrupted.

"I don't know! Off doing stuff I tell him to do!" replied Ciel.

"Get him!"

"Make me!"

"Oooh, you're gooood," said Grell.

Ciel sighed. "Don't you have a job to do or something?"

"Yeah, but I'll save that for later," replied Grell. "Get him! Or I will SLAY YOU!"

"Then Sebastian would definitely come," Ciel mumbled. Grell heard this and took a chance at it. He got out his chainsaw.

"Hey! Wh-what are you-?" Grell brought down his chainsaw on Ciel. He cut his arm, but not off the whole way or Sebastian would get extremely mad. In a flash, Sebastian was there.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Sebastian yelled.

"SEBBY!~" Grell squealed.

"Bocchan!" Sebastian ran over to Ciel.

"Idiot!" Ciel yelled at Sebastian.

"ME? I'm not the one who cut you!"

"YAY! I'm being noticed!" cheered Grell.

"Yeah, but you should've come before he almost cut my arm off. Thanks to you I have a bloody arm!" Ciel said.

"Well so-rry, I can only do so much. What do you want anyway?" Sebastian turned to Grell.

"You."

O_o

"Of course," Sebastian sighed. "Well as you can see, I am busy right now."

"What you don't want to spend time with your little friend?" asked Ciel.

"F-friend?" asked Sebastian. "Where are you going with this Bocchan?"

'I've got that twerp on my side!' Grell thought happily.

"Why don't you go have some fun today Sebastian?" Ciel was obviously trying to torture his butler.

"NO! Bocchan, I'm fine with work! I love work! I LOVE YOU! JUST DON'T MAKE ME GO AWAY WITH THAT MANIAC!" Sebastian was clinging to Ciel's legs.

"Dude! Let go before you pull my pants down!" yelled Ciel.

"Please Bocchan! I'll do ANYTHING!" Sebastian pleaded.

"I would, but you're the reason I have a bloody arm!" he held it out. "Sebastian, I ORDER you to go with Grell!"

"NOOOOOOOO!" Sebastian screamed.

"YEEESS!" Grell cheered.

"Bye bye now!" Ciel smirked as Grell dragged Sebastian out of the room.

"WHY BOCCHAN!" Sebastian screamed the entire time he was being pulled along.

"Come on Sebby!~ I'm taking you to headquarters!" said Grell.

"Why?"

"Don't you wanna see where I live?" asked Grell.

"Personally, I'd rather go sing karaoke again," said Sebastian.

"Is that where you went off to one time?" asked Grell.

"YES and they loved me!" Sebastian said, feeling accomplished.

"We can do that another time, we're going to headquarters!" said Grell.

"Aw man," Sebastian complained. Sebastian reluctantly followed Grell to headquarters only because he had to follow orders. Grell was bursting with joy. On their way there, Grell kept trying to hold Sebastian's hand, but he refused.

When they finally got there, Grell led Sebastian inside. Will and Ronald were already back from their missions, when Grell realized he forgot to do his. 'Crap.' He thought. 'Oh well, Will can do it for me!'

"Sutcliff! What are you doing bringing the demon here?" Will asked him.

"Relax Will!" Grell defended himself, "We're just gonna hang out!" Sebastian didn't like the way that sounded.

Will looked at Sebastian. "And you agreed to this?"

"My Bocchan ordered me. The nerve of that little retard… don't tell him I said that," said Sebastian.

"Grell, you know it's against the rules to bring in outsiders," said Will.

"But Willy!~" complained Grell.

"Tch, just get out of here, demon," Will ordered.

"Cool chiz," Sebastian said as he headed back to the mansion.

"NOOO! SEBBY!" Grell cried.

"You," Will looked at Grell.

"Huh?"

"Did you waste all this time with that demon?" asked Will.

"Maybe…" he replied.

"How much more irresponsible can you get?" Will asked.

"I D K, work's over now so I'm going back to my dorm. By Willy!~" Grell left Will behind, furious, with Ronald trying to calm him down. Grell went up to his room. He closed his door and turned up the Ke$hsa music extremely loud. All that could be heard was the music and the angry screams of Will from a mile away.

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