A/N: OMG this is the last chapter! :O I hope you all enjoyed what I wrote! I was going to do more people, but I just wasn't into Kuroshitsuji anymore when I wrote this a few months ago :3 Thanks for everyone's support on this and all my stories!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsusji

NOTE: I updated these chapters to fix grammar errors

Claude Faustus

It was early in the morning when Claude went to wake his master. He knew the blondie wouldn't like getting up so early, but he had lessons to learn. Claude knocked on the door.

"Donna-sama," he said. There was no one in the bed so Claude walked in the room. 'Maybe he jumped out the window.' Claude thought coldly. Just as Claude was in the room, he was tackled by an 'unknown object' and fell to the floor.

"Did I scare you Claude?" asked a bubbly Alois.

"Not really," he replied in a monotone voice.

"Grrr," Alois growled. Claude just sighed. He should have known Alois would do something stupid again. He always did. They got up from the ground. Claude got Alois dressed like normal. He hated doing that because he grinned like a creeper. It made Claude feel claustrophobic. 'Stupid kid,' Claude thought bitterly. When that was done, he fed Alois breakfast. It turned out that Alois was fidgety today, so he ended up tying him to his chair.

"Claude!" said Alois. "I don't like being restrained!" Alois kept rocking around in the chair.

"Yes, but you're giving me a headache." Alois wasn't listening. He rocked so hard he fell to the ground.

"CLAUDE-OOOOOO!" yelled Alois. Claude untied Alois and helped him up.

"Okay Donna-sama, it's time for lessons," said Claude.

"Yay! I love lessons!"

" I don't," said Claude. Alois always got off topic during his classes. Claude also hated how it was only them in the room. Once again, it made him feel claustrophobic. While Claude got the lesson plans ready, Alois sat in his chair, grinning. Very creepily.

"Um, ok Donna-sama. We'll start off with some math."

"Yay!" cheered Alois.

"Today you have to take a quiz on the last chapter." Claude gave Alois his test. He stared at it for about 5 minutes.

Claude sighed. "Donna-sama, you have to start sometime."

"Start what?"

"Your test!"

"I'M TAKING A TEST? OMG!" cried Alois.

"Oh geez," mumbled Claude.

"Can you help me?" Alois pouted.

"It's a test Donna-sama, I'm not allowed to help."

"Ugggh," complained Alois and went to writing on his test.

After 10 minutes, Alois said: "I'm done!" Claude took Alois' paper from his desk and looked at it. Every answer was wrong.

"Okay, it looks like we'll need to go over this," said Claude.

"Did you see the picture I drew you on the back?" asked Alois.

"Wha-?" Claude flipped the paper over. It was a picture of Claude and Alois in a field of flowers. "This isn't art class! Anyway," he gave the paper back, "let's go over this. The first question is 2x6."

"The answer is peanuts!" said Alois,

"No it's not! You didn't even have it on your page! You had…Santa Claude? What?"

"Tehe!" giggled Alois.

"Donna-sama, all you do is when you see something times 2 is take the other number and add it by itself," Claude explained.

"Ooookkk," said Alois.

"You don't have a clue on what I'm talking about, do you?"

"Not at all," replied Alois.

Claude sighed. "Ok, what should we 'learn' about next?"

"Ciel Phantomhive!"

"NO!" Claude said. "Do you not care about your education?"

"Yes, but personally I think you're a bad teacher. You need to let loose!"

"Are you kidding me?" Claude complained.

"No, I'm not!" Alois smiled. "I'll teach you how to be cool, Claude-o!"

"I am cool!"

"…Sure," Alois hesitated in saying. So Alois got Claude to sit in his desk so he could play teacher and then ran out of the room, saying he'd be right back. 'I bet the kid'll try to murder me,' Claude thought. Soon, Alois ran back into the room with a mustache drawn on his face. He was also wearing high heels.

"What are you doing?" exclaimed Claude.

"Hey, if I'm gonna be a teacher, I've gotta look adultish, which means I need to be tall! And have facial hair!" grinned Alois.

"Whatever," said Claude.

"Ok, to be a cool teacher, there are only three things you have to do: Give me As, assign no homework, and talk about Ciel Phantomhive!"

"Donna-sama! That's obsurd!" said Claude.

"Nu-uh! Meanie!" pouted Alois.

"It doesn't matter. Let's end lessons for today."

"OK!" So Alois ran around the rest of the afternoon, threatening Hannah with a dagger. Claude just cleaned the mansion, leaving the spider webs alone, and tap danced on the balcony. As he was dancing he heard: "HI CLAUDE!"

"AHH!" Claude fell off the balcony.

"This is fun, isn't it Claude-o?" Now Alois was tap dancing on the balcony. This enraged Claude. How dare he steal his moves! He wanted to suffocate the little brat, but instead he said: "That's nice, Donna-sama."

As the day went by, Claude dealt with Alois's little annoying tricks. He was ready to go hide in the closet, except for there was someone approaching the manor. Claude went to answer the door. When he opened it, there was a man standing there in a coat and hat. He was holding a large suitcase.

"May I help you?" Claude asked.

"Yes," he said, "I have been traveling for many miles. Would you be able to spare me a shelter?"

"A traveler!" cheered Alois, "Let him in, Claude!"

"Certainly." Claude let the stranger in. He sensed the man's disgust. "Is something the matter?"

"It's just that spider web. What is a butler who can't even keep every corner in top notch?"

"The spider is a symbol of the Trancy manor. We prefer to leave them alone," replied Claude.

"Is that so?" he said. Claude knew from the second he opened the door that this stranger was a demon, Sebastian Micheleas. 'His true identity will soon be revealed,' he thought.

"Let's take him to his room, Claude!" said Alois, interrupting his thoughts.

"Right." Claude took the other demon to a spare room. As Claude was leaving, he said to Alois: "Are you coming, Donna-sama?"

"I'll be down later, I'm gonna hang out with the stranger!" he replied.

"Alright," Claude said. He went downstairs. Even if he had not known who the stranger was, he wouldn't have cared that Alois would be left alone with him. He could eat his arms and legs for all he cared. As long as the soul belonged to Claude. After a while, Claude went upstairs to check on them. When he opened the door, the demon ran out the door.

"Stop him Claude! Don't kill him! Just stop him!" shouted Alois.

'Why the heck not?' he thought angrily. Oh well, he had to follow orders. Soon he caught up with him. "Stop right there, Sebastian Micheleas."

"I will not." He ran into the cellar and took a can filled with tea bags.

"NOOOO!" Alois cried, "Not my favorite tea! Take the other ones, just not that one!"

"Aww is the little boy going to cry?" Sebastian mocked.

"Hey!" Alois said offened. The kid, being evil, grabbed the suitcase the demon arrived with and ran off.

"What are you doing?" yelled Sebastian and chased after Alois in pursuit of the case.

"Bwahahahaha! In your face!" Alois continued running.

"Donna-sama!" Claude ran after the two. Eventually, after Sebastian was nowhere in sight, he found Alois hiding in a closet with the suitcase- well actually he heard him. Apparently, Alois was talking to the case and it scared Claude to know why.

"I can't believe it's really Ciel Phantomhive!" he heard Alois say.

"CIEL PHANTOMHIVE? Squealed Claude and burst into the closet. Sure enough, a sleeping Ciel was lying inside the suitcase with Alois cooing over him.

"Hey Claude, I thought you didn't like Ciel!" said Alois.

"I, uh, I-I don't!" Claude stuttered.

"Ah ha! I've found you!" The demon had found his master.

"NO!" cried Alois, "You can't take him away! I WANT HIM!"

"Too bad, sucka!" Sebastian somehow got ahold of the case. "Hahaha!" he laughed as he jumped out the nearest window, glass flying everywhere.

"NOOOOO! WHY?" Alois was hysterical. "It's all your fault, Claude!"

"ME? Why!"

"You had to burst in when I was with Ciel , and now he's gone! WAAH!"

Claude sighed. "And you think I'm not disappointed?"

"Do you think I care?"

"No."

"Exactly," said Alois. "What a day! I'm going to bed, nighty night Claude-o!" Alois skipped away. Claude just stood there dumbfounded.

"Stupid kid," he said and walked away to do the chores he hadn't finished earlier. And then he did nothing. Because he has no life. :P

Please review! I hope you enjoyed the story! (Even though the last chapter sucked! :3)

~reyrocks