Chapter Tre

Slade slept soundly on the couch. He thought a lot, but that's nothing new, eh? He was sound asleep when he Teen Titans Collector's Item, 1 year anniversary alarm clock went off, sounding out the Titans Music Theme. He woke with a start and looked around. The little digital time clock blinked eight. As a chime, he heard a stupid little robin yell, "Titan's, GO!" eight times. He snarled at it and got up, ready to break it in half.

"I'm out! Robin, I'll distract him, you take him out!" Raven ran into the other room, blind, knocking into the wall many times. She ran into the room where Slade was.

"Argh! Git out yer sword, matey!"

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Slade stared at her.

"Nothing. I just always wanted to say that. And, I'm here because Robin said the super duper top secret code for when there's danger afoot!"

"You mean, Titan's go?"

She gasped very heavily. "No! How do you know that?!"

"It's a world known fact."

"Oh! No! The drama!"

"Drama?"

"Shut up while I'm doing this part!"

"Right then…"

"Oh, no!"

"Raven, SHUT. UP."

"Okay, what am I doing here?"

"I have no clue."

"OH!" she turned to the workers behind the camera and clapped her hands twice then held them open. They threw her a small cylinder and threw him one too. She stared at it.

"What is this?"

"It's from Wal Mart!"

"Oh boy! A Wal Mart toy! How exciting!" she stared at the worker who spoke.

"Well, take it and fling it!"

Raven threw the cylinder into the wall. "Now what?"

The worker slapped his hand to his head. "No. Like this." He demonstrated for her and thrust out the cylinder away from him. A stupid little green sword popped out.

"Oh! It's from Star Wars!"

"No, it's from our highly advanced technicians; they have created this new looking saber. You have a green one and he has a red one."

"It's from star wars. Now shut up and go. I'm the actress; you're the stupid wannabe who well, never mind."

Raven turned to Slade and brought out her green light saber. He brought out his red one.

Slade's black toy plastic Vader Wal Mart mask was over his Slade Teen Titans pale orange and light gray plastic mask with the white elastic string. "Foooo eieieieieih….Foooo eieieieieh…Foooo eieieieieieh…" he tried imitating Darth Vader. "Raven, I am your father."

"WHAT?!"

"Haaaaaa! I just always wanted to say that!"

"Cuz that would be nasty, considering all the uhh, practice."

"Yea. I know. Now, what are you doing here?"

"I am instructed by Robin to fight you! To kill you! Whatever it takes! You have set up robots to distract us from fighting all together and you'll kidnap Raven! I must find a way to stop you!"

He stared at her.

"What?"

"Wake up. That part passed. We're now in…." he looked at the title of the screenplay. "Raven Leads Slade On."

"Oh. Oops. Hold on. I'll put this away." She walked to the other side of the room and donned her next scene clothes.

She sat on the bed in another set. "Ready!" she called.

"Coming!" He walked over. "Want a beer?"

"Slade, I'm underage. I can't drink, and it isn't cool," she said.

"Yes, but I know how to make it cool," he smiled underneath the Vader mask he still hadn't taken off.

"How?"

"See, by law you can't drink under twenty-one. By drinking you're breaking a law, which is cool."

"Ooh yea! That is cool!" she took the biggest fullest bottle he had. She brought it too her lips but never took a sip.

"Ooh, James Earl Jones, I never knew how attractive you could be without your eye and with that disgusting scar! And, beer is nasty! But, strangely addicting!" She gasped. Slade, er well, James Earl Jones just stared at her. Ready to shoot her. "Did you know that Star isn't female?! Or or or Cyborg isn't really human or computer at all? He's an alien! And Beast boy is in love with me! It's all so funny! He's actually a cow that got the power to morph and has preferred humanity over manatee! And robin…boy was he mad when he saw star didn't have a well, what I have."

"Uh huh. Let's take that away from you."

"NO! GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!" she cried as he took the bottle.

"Shut up bitch and kiss me." He swooped down and kissed her.

She kissed him back. (This is the part where you go awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww person sitting next to you in public school library. Ch-ch- BOOM!)

"Well, you have won. I love you."

"What did I win?"

"I have no fucking clue. But I love you."

He thought for a moment. Was she drunk? Or not? One sip was quick to be drunk.

-xXx

The next morning Raven woke up. She opened her eyes and stared at the ceiling. 'I can see' she thought.

"I CAN SEE!" she jumped up and squealed, twirling around. She ran outside and slammed into Slade.

"For not having a mask on, I'd figure you'd be more coordinated." He said dryly.

"Why'd you take the mask off?"

"Script said so."

"Oh."

She looked at him and wanted to tell him that she hadn't been drunk at all. She'd never even had a sip, which he conveniently overlooked.

Duh duh duhhhhhhhhh!!!