Season 1 episode 2

Game show: "So you think you can be a warrior?"

Judges:

Foxfur – flame furred tom with long snout like a fox (currently covered with cobwebs and dock juice as a result of recent episode), team: Angerpaw, Painpaw, Revengepaw

Swiftbreeze – lithe brown she cat, team: Gorsepaw, Sunpaw, Petalpaw

Cloudwisp – skinny white she cat with gray wisps, team: Patchpaw, Goldenpaw, Russetpaw

Earthpelt – broad shouldered brown tom, team: Cottenpaw, Boulderpaw, Smoothpaw

Cloudwisp – "Welcome to *So you Think you can be a Warrior*, The reality show that officialy qualifies as legal, where twolegs compete for the ultimate prize."

Earthpelt – "Whoa whoa whoa! Did this really just happen again, I still need MY turn to lead the show off!"

Swiftbreeze – "Cool it Earthpelt, remember what happened last time. *gestures toward Foxfur who is still nursing last week's wounds*"

Foxfur – "Owwww?"

Earthpelt – *clearly restraining himself* "Well you can't argue with that reasoning huh Foxfur?"

Cloudwisp – "You have Foxfur's old slot next week Earthpelt, remember?"

Earthpelt – "Ohhh… yeah, I had forgotten."

Swiftbreeze – *to herself* "Clearly…."

Foxfur – *moaning quietly as he stands up* "Now it's time to *ouch* get on to the main event"

Earthpelt – "The first round, is a mentor's choice, now onto Swiftbreeze with more details."

Swiftbreeze – "The apprentices will be each competing at 3 events, hunting, tracking, and fighting. The mentors, as Earthpelt said, will be choosing 2 of their apprentices to move on, to the quarter finals."

Cloudwisp – "Now for the first event, hunting. All the apprentices will be released into an area at the center of different hunting territories, where the judges will observe their skill.

*The twolegs walk down a set of stairs into the said territory*

Foxfur – "Now, this lot of ….. I'm going to call them twole-prentices, will be humiliating themselves, trying to do things like chasing rabbits that they have no chance of catching."

Swiftbreeze – "No need to be so harsh on them Foxfur…."

Earthpelt – "I don't know Swiftbreeze, it's more than likely that they humiliate themselves."

Swiftbreeze – "Umm, yeah I guess you're right but…. Well, go back to cloudwisp."

Cloudwisp – *flicking her ears toward the surveillance screens, one for each territory* "Now remember, they get points deducted if they use anything other than themselves to catch the prey."

Swiftbreeze – "Keep in mind, we are watching the other videos at the same time, you will just only hear one mentor critiquing their …. How did Foxfur say it? Twole-prentices? Even though they are all happening at the same time.

*camera focuses entirely on the top left screen.*

Swiftbreeze – I'm up first, ooh looks like Petalpaw is going straight for the river. Gorsepaw is heading for the forest's, apparently deciding between the marsh and woodland area. Sunpaw seems to be going for the moorland.

*microphone shrieks*

Earthpelt – "Owww, why did that happen, I just wanted to see if I could comment with you."

Swiftbreeze – *holding her head* "I guess you can all comment along, just NEVER do that again!"

Foxfur – *gasping* "Great, I didn't think I could hold my breath any longer."

Cloudwisp – "Why, were you holding your breath mouse brain!"

Swiftbreeze – "Shhhh! We're missing the action!"

*other judges mumble an apology*

Swiftbreeze – "Hmmm, Petalpaw has just ungracefully fallen into the river, trying to spot some fish.

Cloudwisp – "She's not going to be catching many fish that way…"

Earthpelt – "Well look at Sunpaw, he's stumbling along trying to catch a rabbit."

Foxfur – "It's harder than it looks Earthpelt, I'd like to see you do it."

Swiftbreeze – "Well surprisingly, Gorsepaw seems to be prowling up on that mouse amazingly well. Oh no, it seems she was upwind and the mouse has scented her."

Cloudwisp – "It was an outstanding first attempt though."

Foxfur – *snickering* "Petalpaw is swimming after the fish, that's not going to work."

Swiftbreeze – "You know, it occurs to me that we could have at least briefed our apprentices on how to do this, besides them not being cats and therefore lacking all our awesome skills, they don't even know how to hunt!"

Cloudwisp – "Yep, that would have made more sense."

Earthpelt – "Wait! It seems Sunpaw has actually flushed a rabbit out of its hole, and he's getting closer to it."

Swiftbreeze – "What luck! It seems the rabbit has just slipped, and Sunpaw just pounced on it!"

Foxfur – "It's a shame he doesn't know what to do now, it looks like he's trying to choke it."

Swiftbreeze – "While we wait to see what Sunpaw can do with that rabbit, It seems Gorsepaw is taking another shot, this time at a starling."

Cloudwisp – *glancing at the sky* "It seems there's not much time left in the challenge, and Petalpaw has finally given up on the fish, but is wasting valuable time going to the marsh to try and catch something."

Swiftbreeze – "Wow! Gorsepaw has just raced up on the starling, and has jumped on it as it was flying away!

Earthpelt – "As all this has been happening, Sunpaw has actually broken the rabbit's neck on the tree, and seems unsure what to do with it.

Foxfur – "Not much time is left, and Petalpaw is yet to find a frog or the likes."

Swiftbreeze – "Gorsepaw, has just glanced up and has realized that she is almost out of time, and now it seems she is deciding what to do with her living prey.

Cloudwisp – "She better hurry, times almost ...!"

*Judges panel cheers wildly*

Foxfur – "Wow…. I'm shocked, and amazed!

Earthpelt – "I'm not sure anybody expected that!"

Swiftbreeze – "I just gained respect for twolegs, but what's even more surprising…. A twoleg just got a complement from Foxfur!"

Foxfur – "Although that was mean, I will admit, I'm even surprised I gave the twole-prentice a complement.

Cloudwisp – "Times, up! Now it's time for the final judging from Swiftbreeze."

Earthpelt – "This is a rating 1 – 15 based on overall performance in each event, the apprentice with the least points at the end of the final event, will be eliminated from the team.

Foxfur – "On to Swiftbreeze with the ratings."

Swiftbreeze – "Well, this is only the first event, and I want all my apprentices how proud I am of them and the way they hunted today. Even though one of you will be elimin….."

*Earthpelt interrupts Swiftbreeze*

Earthpelt – "Get on with It!" *glances around innocently*

Foxfur – First I have to say, there is no live audience Earthpelt you stupid fur ball, we all know you did that. Secondly, I have to agree, I'm half expecting you to get ready to say the judging, and then a commercial to come on. We don't need to do all this lead up, *you're all winners* speech!"

Cloudwisp – "We seem to be running out of time for a second round, thanks to those mouse brains. Swiftbreeze, please announce your judging.

Swiftbreeze – "Petalpaw, you showed great persistence with that fish, but in the end, you ran out of time traveling to the other hunting area, I give you, a 5. Sunpaw, you should be proud to be the first twoleg to catch and kill prey, but the rabbit did trip. It was as much luck as skill, so you get a 9.

*Dramatic pause*

Swiftbreeze – "And finally, Gorsepaw. You refused to give up in one hunting territory, and brought down you're prey with good technique. Where Sunpaw tried to choke his prey, you noticed you were almost out of time. Like a true warrior, you broke out of your comfort zone, and finished your prey with a killing bite. I am proud to be your mentor. 15!"

*audience cheers*

Earthpelt – "I thought we didn't have a live audience."

Foxfur – "Never mind that, Since your team critiqued today Swiftbreeze, you have the honors."

Earthpelt – "But wait, where did that cheer come from then.

Swiftbreeze – *Ignoring Earthpelt* "Thank you for watching this week's episode of *So you Think you can be a Warrior?* See you next week for the second hunting round! Starclan go with you!

Earthpelt – "Nobody answered my question! I'm starting to really get…."

~~~Show stops broadcasting~~~