Chapter 7

Hey you guys! How's it going? I'm kinda sugar high right now so bear with me….oh, and if you saw a girl reading "Lethal Drug" at Barnes and Nobles today, then that was me….oh, and if you saw a girl on the street singing either "Animal I Have Become", "I Hate Everything About You" or "They All Fall Down", then that was me…everybody on the sidewalk was like avoiding me and staring at me…XD

Anyways, I'd like to thank all my FAITHFUL REVIEWERS! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! ( I know I say this every chapter, but it's the thought that counts, right? I mean, it only takes TWO SECONDS to type a review…so c'mon, review after reading) Oh, and I only have a half hour to do this so this chappie is gonna be shorter –maybe 5 or 6 pages at most…gomenesai!

Disclaimer: Okay, I'm getting tired of creating creative disclaimers…if you have any suggestions, then pm me….they should seriously have a site for cool disclaimers….anyways, for all you lawyers out there, I DON'T OWN NARUTO –OTHERWISE, IT'D BE CALLED "SASUKE" SO THERE! XD

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(somewhere)

Itachi looked at Kisame.

"What did you say?"

"The…er…toilet exploded…"

"How? You better explain NOW…I'm in the middle of something…"

Kisame followed Itachi's eyes to the tv screen, where Chouji was in green spandex and blue underwear.

"Geez…you'd think he'd have more fashion sense…..you wear pink underwear with spandex, not blue…." Kisame said. (this is coming from Gill-face who likes wearing black cloaks with big fluffy fat red clouds everyday…XD)

"And I would trust you not to be covered in your own….human waste…..everytime you went to the bathroom…" Itachi countered, irritated that Kisame was stinking up the whole room and ruining his tv show.

"Well, the toilet exploded!"

"Why?"

Kisame turned bluer than usual (if he was a NORMAL human being, he would have turned pink cuz he's blushing), "Well, you see….I was eating Cheerios with Deidera and we sort of got into an argument….about art…..since Sasori isn't here….so anyways, I started making fun of him and then five minutes later, I had a REALLY bad stomachache….."

"Let's go take a look at it," Itachi was getting bored seeing Orochimaru whine about Michael Jackson and so he followed our favorite shark-guy into the bathroom.

They entered the bathroom…or what was left of it. The bathroom had been Kisame's pride and joy, for he had cleaned it faithfully every Saturday with Windex and Oxy-clean and toothbrushes. However, the once shiny pristine bathroom was now ruined –it was covered in brown goo, the kind known to mankind as poop.

"What is there poop everywhere?" Itachi asked, with disgust written all over his face.

"The toilet exploded while I was pooping…."

"Why are there Cheerios on the poop?" It seemed as if Itachi's brain had been fried overnight.

"Well….i think Deidera did something to me so the Cheerios wouldn't….er….digest…"

"Clean it up…" Itachi walked out of the bathroom, leaving Kisame covered in poop in the middle of the smelly bathroom.

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(Ninja Academy)

Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro stopped at the Ninja Academy so Gaara could claim his sandbox for half and hour before they introduced him to Icha Icha Paradise. You could say that this was going to be Gaara's last innocent moment, frolicking in the sandbox, scaring little kids away. Ahh….the joys of childhood….anyways, back to the fic.

"Ssssand…..I've missed you ssssooo….much…." Gaara said as he uncorked his gourd and let his sand mix with the sand in the playground. The other little kids in the playground wisely ignored the older redhead who was now fondling his newfound love, namely, the sand.

"Err…Temari…I think we should leave Gaara by himself…I don't think he wants us to watch him….er….play….with his sand…." Kankuro said, backing away from the sandbox while a chibi Gaara was glaring at him. Gaara suddenly transformed his sand into little squirrels and they started chasing Kankuro.

"AHH! GET…THEM….OFF…OF ME! THEY BITE!" Kankuro started running around in circles and was screaming bloody murder.

"Um…Kankuro…watch out for that…" Kankuro slammed into a tree, "…that tree…" Temari sighed, watching the rabid sand squirrels biting Kankuro's…butt…

"My BUTT! YOU BETTER NOT BITE ANY FURTHER! I WANNA BE A FATHER SOMEDAY, YOU KNOW!"

By this time, Iruka had come up and had hustled all the little kids into the academy so they wouldn't be scarred for life watching Kankuro's castration…XD (I am so evil…aren't I? Don't worry…Kankuro will be a father someday…I hope…)

The rabid squirrels had apparently found what they were looking for and ran back to Gaara, holding the yellow rubbery object.

"YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME YOU WANTED IT BACK, GAARA! I WANTED TO BE A FATHER, YOU KNOW!"

Gaara shrugged, "But that was fun….it would have been boring if I just asked you to give it back…"

Temari sighed for the millionth time that day, "Look, we gotta get out of here…everybody's looking at us weirdly…"

Gaara and Kankuro looked at the Academy's windows and saw Konohamaru and his friends and Iruka peering and spying through the windows.

Suddenly, Hiashi skipped by, decked in his ballerina getup and pink ribbons in his hair.

OO

O.O

-.-U

Gaara and Kankuro found themselves no longer the object of attention and proceeded in continuing their argument.

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(Ichiraku's)

"So, Hinata, what do you wanna do today?" Naruto asked as he was on his 10th bowl of ramen.

"LET'S GO SHOPPING!" Hinata dragged Naruto to the nearest mall and began looking for swimwear.

"whoa….i never knew Konoha had a mall…." Naruto said, looking around, "do they have any ramen stands here?"

"No…but they have Candyworld here!" Hinata cried.

"What's candy?"

Hinata sighed, "Come here, I'll show you. You HAVE to eat the skittles and pixy stix though…"

(at the candy shop)

Hinata put a couple of skittles in Naruto's hand.

Gulp.

Naruto chewed and swallowed all 5 skittles at once.

5…

4….

3….

2….

1….

"I LOVE CANDY! CANDY IS AWESOME! I MUST HAVE CANDY! YOSH!" Naruto began zipping around the store, eating every single piece of candy in his wake.

M&Ms

Snickers

Starbursts

Lindt

Hershey's Kisses

Candycorn

Naruto finally came to the aisle of pixy stix and started sucking on the sugar.

5….

4….

3….

2…

1…

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Sorry this had to end on a cliffhanger but I don't have time so yeah…see you next week…oh, and if you have any ideas of what happens to naruto PLEASE REVIEW OR PM ME! oh, and THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO HAVE REVIEWED!