Chapter 8

Hey! It's been forever since I updated…sorry about that but high school is just killing me…I have about 2 tests every other day and it's really annoying…and I've also been hooked on all those itasaku fics and sasusaku fics….XD…but DON'T WORRY! This fic will stay sasusaku cuz I can't write anything with itasaku in it or it'll be all angsty and I can't write angsty stuff…seriously, I get like NO reviews for all my angsty stuff –read Starry Starry Night and you'll know…XD

Anyways, ON WITH THE FIC! OH, AND PLZ KEEP UP W/ THE REVIEWS! THEY'RE REALLY APPRECIATED!

Diss the claimer: Yeah…don't wanna do that or lawyers will be chewing on your ass…XD

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"MUST HAVE PEPSI! PEPSI! PEPSI! PIXY STIX ARE COOL! MUST HUG HINATA-CHAN! OMG…IS THAT A CHICKEN!" Naruto started jumping all over the place, knocking down various stacks of candy corn and piles of Milky Ways.

Suddenly, Hiashi skipped down the aisle, in his ballerina costume.

"AHH! IT'S THE RETURN OF THE NUTCRACKER! IT'S THE EVIL RAT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Naruto started screaming again, and was hugging Hiashi tightly.

"gmff…aurghmffff….whamfmmmf a…fkjfe youlkmlji doinmmmffffghrrrr…." Hiashi said, muffled by Naruto's hug.

"Err…..i don't think you want to do that….Hiashi might not appreciate that…er…hug…" Hinata warned Naruto as he started squeezing Hiashi till he turned blue.

"YOSH! NARUTO! YOU ARE AWESOME! DO YOU WANT TO WEAR THIS PINK TUTU AS A SYMBOL OF YOUR GRACEFULNESS!" Hiashi screamed/asked, sounding like Gai and Lee.

"ER…HOW ABOUT NO? I'M SORTA HIGH ON THE CANDY CORN…WANT SOME?"

"SURE! THAT'D BE GREAT!"

"HERE!"

Munch.

Munch.

"THIS IS SO AWESOME! BUT I NEED SOMETHING TO WASH IT DOWN!" Hiashi said…er….loudly.

"SURE! HAVE A SWIG OF MY PEPSI!"

"OKAY!"

Gulp.

"THAT WAS GOOD…wait a sec…did you already drink from that?" Hiashi started shivering.

"Err…yeah…." Naruto began scratching his head.

"NOO! THE GERMS!"

"Wait…I don't have germs…" Naruto said.

Hinata, deciding that it was payback for all the times that Hiashi had put her down.

"Oh…yeah, didn't you hear? Naruto has malaria…" She said, grinning evilly.

Hiashi gulped, "he does?"

Naruto stared, "I do?"

"Yeah, remember what Tsunade said? You could give it to anyone by giving them what you drank or ate," Hinata stared fixedly on the Pepsi can.

Hiashi started shuddering as Naruto scratched his head and put an arm around Hiashi who flinched, thinking of all the malaria germs infiltrating his system.

"Don't worry, Hiashi-sama…we'll GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER! WE'LL BE MALARIA BUDDIES!" Naruto shrieked, his voice escalating throughout the whole store.

The owner suddenly came up to them, "Er…you have to leave…you're disturbing my customers…" The owner fidgeted, not wanting to get malaria.

"SURE! DON'T WORRY! LET'S GO HINATA!" Naruto grabbed Hinata's hand and started running out the store.

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(somewhere…)

Itachi was staring at the screen, wondering when Naruto had gotten malaria.

If he dies, does that mean the Kyuubi dies too? Ah welll….that's why we gotta catch him soon…

Itachi sighed, not finding a point to the show, but continued chewing on his popcorn. Kisame sat next to him, watching intently.

Suddenly, cheerios started appearing everywhere.

"Why are they Cheerios appearing everywhere?" Itachi asked.

"I don't know…I was about to ask you the same thing," Kisame said, looking around, trying to find the source of the Cheerios.

"Kisame…why are they coming out everywhere?"

Somewhere in the corner of the room, Deidera giggled evilly.

That's what you get for pissing me off…yeah…

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE CHEERIOS!" Itachi had reached his limit.

"I don't know!" Kisame started panicking and suddenly froze.

"Err…Itachi?"

"Yeah…" Itachi's eyebrow started twitching. (bad habits, guys! XD)

"Er…is that a cheerio up your butt crack?"

"How can you see my butt crack?" Itachi was apparently very sensitive with his butt crack

"I can't…it's just that there's a round thing on you butt and on your…er…area…" Kisama stuttered, trying not to laugh at the glaring and blushing Uchiha.

"AHH! I HAVE PROSTATE CANCER!" Itachi screamed.

Itachi had definitely lost it….XD

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Meanwhile, Naruto, Hinata, Sakura, and Sasuke had joined up. Apparently, Sakura and Sasuke were done going at it in the woods like the Discovery Channel.

"HEY YOU GUYS! WHAT WERE YOU DOING? YOU'RE COVERED IN DIRT!" Naruto screamed.

"Err….we were …..busy?" Sakura tried to cover up.

"Err…yeah right…." Hinata muttered, "You were probably going at it like the Discovery Channel…"

"Hey, how'd you know?" Sasuke asked, excited that someone could read minds.

"I just guessed, and it's pretty obvious too…"

"Hey, Naruto, what're you doing?" Sasuke tried to divert the attention away from him and Sakura.

"Err…I'm drawing on an egg…"

"Why?"

"Cuz I feel like it…"

"Who are you drawing?"

"Hinata…"

THUMP.

Hinata was apparently out.

"Why does she have a moustache?" Sakura asked, peering at the egg.

"Oh, that's her hair…"

"Okay…."

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(cabin in the woods)

"Hey, you guys…what came first, the chicken or the egg?" Tsunade asked the other ninjas.

"Err…I think the egg came first…" Kakashi said.

"Wait…then does that mean that God is a chicken cuz he laid the egg?" Tsunade asked.

OO

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"SASUKE WEARS A GIRDLE! SASUKE WEARS A GIRDLE!" Sakura started screeching after Naruto gave her some pixy sticks.

"Wait…Sasuke's a girl?…Did he flash you? Oh look, a quarter!" Naruto bent down and picked up an imaginary quarter.

"NARUTO!"

Sakura began to think up of torture methods….

"YOU'RE DEAD!"

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Okay, some of that humor was a repeat of Cleared cuz I copied the wrong thing but I was too lazy which is why the end is a little off…anyways, review and tell me how Sakura should torture Naruto…oh, and sorry there was no song here…I only had like forty minutes to do this and …well…yeah…I promise that the next chapter of Cleared will be awesome though cuz I worked on it at school. Anyways, REVIEW, PEEPS! (thank you for all the reviews I've gotten so far!)