The Ninja Alchemist
Chapter one The beginning
Written by Kaiser I only copied his words
Envy: Hey lookGreedit's that brat he followed us
Greed: No he beat us here you ugly dimwit
Envy: What did I tell you about calling me ugly you do I'll kill you
Greed: Yeah right you wish you could ugly
Envy: That's it your going to die
Lust: Will you two quit fighting
Greed/Envy: Fine
Gluttony: Hey why is there another protal opening
Rage :WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING..
(CLICK) (BOOM)Envy: What the hell was that
Lust: IDON'T KNOW
?: Oh it breaks my heart that you don't remember me here let me remind you the name is Coronel Roy Mustang
?: And I am Major Armstrong
?: And I am Scar
Envy: What the how did you get here
Mustang: We followed Ed and Al
Envy: Damn it
(Off to the side) Kage bushin no jutsu
Greed: What the hell that's human transmutation
Naruto: I don't know what transmutation is and I don't care all I know is that you're the bad guys
Sasuke: Well Naruto is off again we might as well help him
Sakura: Right
Sasuke: Chidori Sword
Gluttony: Watch out Lust ( Bites into the sword gets his head head chopped off but just regenerates it)
Sasuke: What the hell
Sakura: RAAA(Punches greed full force in the face removing his bottom jaw) HA
Greed: (Picks up his jaw reattaches it) Now that was rude
Sakura: No way
Naruto: Rasengan!(Hits lust head on)
Lust: Oh that hurt (Shoves her elbow into back)
Naruto: That's not possible
Mustang: Look out(Snaps his fingers and blows her up)
Naruto: Holy crap
Armstrong: Haaa(Punches a rock and sends needles shooting towards greed and hits him)
Greed: (falls over)
Scar: Die damn you! (Put his hand on rage's forehead and blasts her)(In the meantime ed and al run out to help the strangers)
Ed: Hey get up we have to get out of here you don't know what you're dealing with lets go!Naruto: Fine just telll me who you are
Ed: My name is Edward Elric I'm also known as the full metal alchemist
Al: Brother shut up and quit bragging and lets get out of here(with Sasuke and Sakura besde him) Colonel Major and um Scar lets get out of here for know
All at once: Fine
And the get away from the sins by escaping to the Konoha