Greetings once again and welcome to the last chapter. Like I said last time, the reason the over all story is so short was because I originaly intended this to be one big story, but it got to long so I had to split it into multiple chapters. Also, it gets a little more random And thus I present...

Chapter5: The Explosition

The next day in SEGA's main building, Mr. Pres was talking to the representatives from the ESRB (Bobby and Lowie) about the rating on their newest Sonic the Hedgehog game.

"Okay time to examine Sonic Generations," Mr. Pres said.

"Hold on," Bobby said, "is that really the name. 'Sonic Generations', it sounds, unimaginative."

"It's just a concept name, I'm sure that we'll come up with some thing cooler later on" he retorted.

"Whatever," Lowie said. Suddenly the office door blew open and in its place stood Eggman holding his Door Opener 5000 , Blaze, Silver, and a very happy Shadow.

"I thought that the mechanic thing was just for video games." Silver said to Eggman.

"Everyone needs a hobby," the doctor said.

"And I really need to get those explosion proof doors," Mr. Pres sighed.

"Good morning sir, that is a lovely tie you are wearing," Shadow said. Mr. Pres's mouth hung open in shock of Shadow saying someting nice. "I have very good news for you sir. I, Shadow the Hedgehog, am a reformed hedgehog and am no longer rude, crude, unpleasant, or any combination of the three."

"Mr. Pres, is this really Shadow the Hedgehog?" Bobby asked.

"Why yes I am good sir." Shadow said.

"Well, this certainly doesn't seem like the total *ss that I was warned about,"

"No sir, I am a changed hedgehog, I even have video footage to prove it," Shadow said pulling out a DVD and put it in a portable DVD player Eggman made. It showed Shadow doing a wide variety of good deeds, including, picking up trash, helping old ladies across the street, and even shining peoples shoes.

"Well I am thoroughly impressed, aren't you Lowie?"

"Whatever," Lowie responded.

"And Shadow."

"Yes sir,"

"I can officially guarantee that you will keep your contract, seeing as how you are now a good influence on today's youth."

"Yay!" everyone except Lowie yelled.

"Well everyone, I just want to thank Mr. Pres, and the ESRB for giving me another chance. And Silver, thank you for not giving up in me. And Eggman thank you for your great expertise in electro shock therapy."

"Wait, what was that last part?" Bobby asked.

"Electro shock therapy."

"Well you see," Eggman said nervously, "I used electric shocks as negative re-enforcement, and, heh heh, accidently altered his brain waves."

"Well that's no good, looks like he's not getting his job back after all."

"WHAT!" everyone, but you-know-who yelled.

"What is the meening of this!" Silver yelled.

"You see, it's clear that he isn't actually nice, and that this is just some kind of hypnotic trance that he could snap out of any minute."

"You don't know that!" Silver snapped.

"Yes, I do, I'm psychic."

"So am I."

"But can you read minds?"

"Um, still working on that."

"Then my point is made," Bobby said as he ripped up Shadows contract that he conjured from 's desk using his psychic powers, "There now that that's taken care of...is he okay?"

Suddenly Shadow's eye stared to twitch and his face turned into a scowl.

"Run for you life!" Silver screamed as he ran off with Eggman, Blaze and Mr. Press. As they ran out of the building they turned back to see the entire top floor explode. Déjà vu.

One week later, Silver, Eggman, Blaze, and Mr. Pres were sitting at the usual booth in McDonalds. Silver, Blaze and Eggman were lamenting over their failure with Shadow and was trying to figure out what to do about loosing one of his best video game stars.

"So, Eggman," Silver started, "Were all wanting to know, what happened withShadow?"

"I'm asuming," started Eggman, "That the shock of loseing his job caused his brain waves to revert back to their normal pattern, ergo, he became unnice again and took his anger out on SEGA's top floor."

"And," continued Mr. Pres, "Shadow was hauled off to jail and this time he going to stay there, so this means that we need to find a replacement for him." Silver's ears perked up.

"He need to be tough, cleaver, a good influence on children, and a Hedgehog so it makes sense." Silver was beaming with joy. This was it the big break he had always dreamed of. He would finally be a video game star.

"I've got it," Then, took out a cell phone and dialed a number, "Hello, Ashura the Hedgehog, its Mr. Pres. I was wondering if you would be willing to take Shadow the Hedgehog's place for us."

Silver's jaw dropped. He had been screwed by SEGA continuously for over five years now, and this was the final straw. "YOU BA*TARD!" He yelled while jumping onto the table and getting into Mr. Pres's face, "I've been working for you for over five years, and for what! Little to no fan base, a poor salary, and you've never even put me in a single decent video game. And you know what, I've had it. So you can just (SUPER CENSORED)" Silver then proceeded to use his psychic powers to throw Mr. Pres out the window, before storming off. "Oh, one more thing, I QUIT!"

Epilogue:

Silver was at his apartment in downtown Tokyo. After Silver quit SEGA, he decided to move to the U.S.A., in hope that he would have better career luck there. He was in the middle of packing his things when Blaze and Eggman came in.

"So, you're really moving to the U.S.?" Blaze asked.

"Yep, I heard of a paranormal investigation team there and figured that with my powers, it might be a good Career path for me. And plus I really want to get away from SEGA," Silver answered.

"You'll call, right Silvie?"

"Of course Blazey." They both kissed.

"Well good luck m'boy," Eggman said, "And can I ask you something before you go?"

"What?" silver said.

"It's about McDonalds. I just curious as to what their plan is."

"Wh-what plan?"

"Their plan for world domination of course. They have thousands of restaurants on every continent, so it's obvious that they have some sort of plan for world domination. What is it?" Silver broke out into a cold sweat.

"Th-there is no plan. I d-d-don't know what you're talking about. Love you Blaze, plane leaves in an hour, gotta run, bye!" And Silver ran out the door. Blaze and Eggman stared at the open door.

"If you ask me," Eggman said, "The author just made two very cheesy and random attempts at foreshadowing."

"Eggman!" Blaze wined, "We were trying not to break the fourth wall!"

"Oops, Sorry."

THE END (for now)

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