Life with criminals as friends.
Chapter four
"Not this again! Ahh!"
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"Where are they!" An angry female called in her loud demanding voice.
"I-I don't know my lady! She was behind me one second then the next she was gone!" Hinata replied, doing her best to not get in trouble with the boss.
"Yeah, and he was in his cell a second ago I swear!" A different girl cried out from beside Hinata.
"Well don't just stand here then! Go get them and make sure that disgusting male is back in his cell soon!" Their leader growled as she sent them her famous death glare to get them out of her office.
"Right!" They both called in unison as the both quickly rushed out of the door and to work.
Their leader just sat there and sighted, today was so far very troublesome. She really needed a drink right now.Sheslowly began to reach for her phone to call her assistant when it then began to ring.
"Hello?" She called into the phone as she picked it up.
"Hello lady Tsunade, you have a call on line 2. It's umm Kakashi…" Her assistant said from the other end of the phone.
"Wonderful, he is most likely mad about the whole undercover thing…"
"Most likely"
"Okay I'm on it, but please get me some beer or something okay?"
"Right…"
Tsunade sighed as she again let her long fingers slowly work their way over to click the button for the next line. She could definitely feel a big head ache coming on very soon.
"Hello this is Tsunade, how may I help you?" She said in her fake I'm-so-happy-to-be-talking-to-you voice.
"Hi Tsunade, I do believe you have someone I need."
"I don't know what you are talking about Kakashi…"
"Don't play dumb with me. Now please tell me where Sakura is. Both me and the outcasts are looking for her and it would be in your best interest to hand her over, if you get what I mean."
A smirk then found its self on her lips. Was this Sakura girl so important that there was 2 other gangs and the police all looking for her? She should really have some fun with them if that was the case.
"Oh? That's who you want? Well too bad because after I'm done, she will be part of our group." She laughed into the phone.
"Can't you go any faster? I mean come on! You're so slow!" Sasori grunted under his breath at my slow crawling speed.
"Well sorry! You're the one who thought it would be good if I went in first!" I hissed back at him as I tried to go a little faster.
"Shh. No need to be loud you will give our location away…now just shut up and go faster." He snapped in his low calming voice.
I growled in response as I continued on forward, now not even bothering to go much faster then I needed. Take that you jerk!
"Is there a reason you are now going so slow? Maybe you wanted to give me a better and longer view of that lovely behind of yours?" He laughed as I spent up.
"Pervert…" I muttered under my breath.
"You know you like it" He laughed "Now the map we found said –" He started to say before the metal vent that was under us opened up so we both fell down into the room below us.
"Oww…" I hissed under my breath as we landed on the hard ground that had been under us.
"The vents really? Wow, and we thought you would be smarter Sasori." I saw a pretty girl with blonde hair say as she shook her head, but it wasn't her looks or her pretty voice that caught my eye. It was the big gun in her hand that was pointed in our direction.
"I would have gotten out find if I hadn't found this slow pink slug…" he said calmly as he pointed in my direction.
"Slug! You take that back!" I yelled as I lunged for him to show him I wasn't any type of slug.
"Oww get off of me you dumb ass! We're both on the same team here!" He grunted as he tried to push me off of him.
"We are not on the same team! I'm not even on a team! I just want to get home!" I angrily said as I tried to punch him.
"Miss, please get off of him now!" The lady with the big gun said in a commanding tone.
"R-right." I said as I quickly got off of him.
"Sure…do it when she says it, not me." Sasori muttered under his breath.
"Who has the gun?" I whispered back at him.
"Touché" He laughed.
Just then the door busted open and I saw Hinata fly into the room with a smile.
"Sakura! Thank goodness you're okay!" She said as she quickly made her way to my side.
"Wait, that is the Sakura we are looking for?" The girl from before said.
"Yeah, she must have gotten kidnapped by the pathetic retardover there." She motioned towards Sasori.
"I'm right here you know…" He sighed slightly annoyed.
"That's why I said it." She smirked as she helped me up.
'Wow' I thought to myself,' I never knew Hinata was such a jerk.'
"Now come on let's get them to Tsunade for her to deal with." Hinata said to the other girls.
They nodded and a tall girl with blonde hair came forward to get Sasori to come with them.
We all started to walk down the hall Hinata in the front and the other girl at the behind keeping my and Sasori in the middle.
I sighed as I slowly followed Hinata down the hall; I had been really hoping I could escape. I was about to ask Hinata if I was going to get punished when I felt a hand over my mouth. I raised my eye brow in confusion as I saw from the corner of my eye the blonde girl throw something in front of me and hitting a button causing 2 explosions one from behind of us and one in front of us.
"Wuff za mummf?" I muttered trying to say 'what the heck?' from behind the hand that was covering my mouth.
"Sakura! Are you okay? Sakura! Say something!" I hear Hinata yell from behind the rock remains of the wall.
"Shh, don't worry it's just to slow them down. Your okay." I heard Sasori say quietly in my ear as he pulled me toward the door next to us just as his friend threw another thing at that wall, making another hole in the wall, only to show the outside of the building and a small helicopter just hidden from behind a bush.
"There is our ride now let's go yeah?" The person I thought was a girl said in a very manlyvoice. Maybe, that wasn't a girl….
"Right."Sasori said as he quickly picked me up bridle style and ran with me in his arms to the helicopter waiting for us.
"What just happened here?" I questioned as we reached the plane.
"We just escaped…duh." Sasori said as he helped me into the jet and climbed into the passenger's seat next to the girl or guy or whatever it was.
"Who is that?" I asked pointing to the person I thought was a girl as they pushed and clicked buttons as started us into the air.
"That is Deidara, my partner. Oh and yes, he is a guy if you're wondering." Sasori laughed.
"Shut up! I just saved you, be thankful!" His friend Deidara said glaring at Sasori.
I sighted as they started to argue and looked out the window.
I miss my old life…
AN: Gah new chapter! Yay! Thank you so SO much Eternal Grey for being my beta, I couldn't do it without you! You are awesome!
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-Gee
