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Eriol groggily awoke to a slight buzzing from the general direction of Sakura's room. "It'll probably take at least twenty more alarm clocks going off before SHE'LL wake." Thought Eriol dryly. Pulling himself up from his knees the reincarnation was about to leave when Yue stirred at his side. "What's wrong?" Eriol asked assuming the being to be awake. No answer. He tried asking again. No answer. Well yet again he tried and third time turned out to be the charm. Yue answered with a raspy tone so unlike him saying, "Did Fiery set the kitchen aflame again? It's so hot in here he might as well have." Eriol laughed at this, which brought a small smile to grace Yue' s lips. At that moment he thought Yue was the most beautiful being in the entire world. "Yue dear! It's time to bathe!" Jade yelled from across the hall where she had opened a portal and was using one of the large Reed in ground tubs to successfully bathe Cerberus without the help of Bubbles who, like Yue, was feeling a bit under the weather. "Coming Okaa-san!" Yue called back drearily. Not because he didn't love his grandmother but because the prospect of getting wet didn't really suit his fancy. Yue had just arrived and he was already regretting obeying Clow' s mother who was unintentionally torturing him by further diminishing his reputation as the cold, unfeeling judgment maker with the use of brightly colored stones and clips. He knew his hair was ridiculously long but did she really HAVE to use that many PINK hairclips! But the pain was short lived as his hair was in such a large quantity, even if he had held the large, precariously perched, mass of hair with a bright neon sign no one would have noticed thru the thick silken strands. After his hair was pulled back Yue, with the aide of Dark, was situated into the large pool like bath and left to clean himself and soak…
The Kinomoto household only had two bathrooms. The guest bathroom, which currently hosted Nakuru who was doing Sakura's make-up for her upcoming date with Syaoran (THAT will definitely go over well), and Touya' s personal bath which was currently being used by Touya himself who had to get ready for a job interview. Both parties had make it perfectly clear that the first person who bothered either of them would be used as an example for the others so it was definitely out of the question to ask if he could simply 'borrow' the bathroom for a moment so he might use it. But no, Eriol wasn't stupid enough to do that so he just decided to use one of the bathrooms inside the Reed estate. After entering the portal Eriol was relived to find that it immediately led to a bathroom so he wouldn't have to search- Clow' s memories or the sizable estate. After reliving himself only then did he notice the other presence in the room. Curiosity getting the better of him Eriol decided to find out who it was. Walking on the tips of his toes Eriol soon came to a large curtained off section (the bathroom is about the size of a public pool). Peering inside gave him even greater joy. Lounging in a HUGE in ground tub filled to the brim with bubbles was none other than Yue. His hair was pulled up into a monstrously large and messy bun on the top of his head with some bits falling out of the numerous clips to scatter themselves over the being's slender neck and slightly rosy cheeks. His leg was raised from the water slightly as he gently ran a soapy swatch of cloth over the appendage. Looking at the moon guardian now, Eriol couldn't help but drool and he new for a fact that Clow was drooling too. The pose was provocative to say the least but it was also almost graceful the way his slender frame was so delicately positioned. Sneaking up behind the bathing beauty Eriol covered his eyes and made a show of playing 'guess who's behind you'. Yue, of course, knew the answer but he played along any way. After finished with his little guessing game Eriol stood up and grinned like the Cheshire cat before tossing his top off and jumping in to the tub spraying Yue and everything else with soap suds. "Was that really necessary?" Yue asked unfazed. "Absolutely!" Chirped Eriol gleefully. "How childish of you." Yue smirked wryly remembering how many times Clow had done this exact same thing and how they had always ended up… "Oh dear." Thought Yue remembering how these little scuffles always ended. "I'm sorry, it's time for me to get out." Yue stuttered lamely before attempting- in vain- to leave the tub. "Your not going any where, not this time." Eriol whispered huskily before claiming the moon angel's lips in a passionate kiss causing him to moan. Eriol smirked wickedly ready to move lower before an enraged shout of, "Get the HELL off of my baby brother you creep!" Was heard from by the door, which he had forgotten to lock. "Shit!" Eriol cursed under his breath as he tried to make it seem more innocent than it was. "It was an accident Kero, really. I tripped on the tub when I dropped my glasses and in attempting to break my fall Yue grabbed on to my shirt but it ripped off and I accidentally landed lips first, honest! Isn't that right Yue?" Eriol asked winking and giving the being a pleading look that was answered with a simple stare. Kero having seen Eriol's shirt by the door, to far away from the tub to have just fallen off, didn't believe a word of this and made his decision based on that discovery. "I'll give you ten seconds." He breathed, smoke illuminating his breathe.
"Ten seconds before I kill you for coming on to my little brother like that! So you better run because I've already started counting and your times half over!" He bellowed as Eriol raced to get out of the water with his heavy garments. "3…2…1, ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!" Fire spurted from Cerberus' mouth as he attempted to roast the magician and simultaneously neuter him with his huge claws. Eriol was running for his life until Yue came to stop Kero but got knocked unconscious due to one of his brother's missed attacks hitting him in his weakened state. That definitely got the guardian beast's attention and he cried all afternoon over how he should've been more careful around his 'sweet little moon-child'- who he never called as such unless in dire peril- and forgot all about Eriol… for the time being.
So, tell me what you think. None of my stories will ever have smut in them but this is pretty good. Try and leave me some good ideas for the next chapter okay. One of the key points of being a writer is responding to your audiences' comments to make sure their satisfied but still make sure your also satisfied with your story. I can't do that if you guys don't review though.