Well not quite.
They have to put you in a circle group thing before you do anything.
Preeeeettttyyyy annoying, if you ask me. (SKIP FOR REAL STORy)
So, they group has everyone who has to be here, and the girls.
The girls are the people who talk about the stuff we do. They are patients, but it gives people a thought of what they do.
"So Naruto, I won't ask any more, but are you sure that you're done talking?"
"…" I don't say anything.
"I take that as a yes. Next, Spoony."
"U-Uh yes. I'm here b-because of a eating d-d-disorder."
You can tell she's nervous. Hinata understands, she stutters a lot, too.
After a while, everyone packs up to leave.
"The papers will be signed by your guardians tomorrow. Make sure you pass them in, if not, there will be bad news."
Iruka signed me up for a roommate. What the hell?
"Naruto, I don't want you to be alone. Got it?"
"I won't do anything! Promise!"
"….."
Iruka ignores me. Usually, I would kill someone for ignoring me. But this is Iruka. I couldn't get mad at him, he could do something worse.
Like send me in a straight jacket.
Oh, he would. He would.
Ah, the joys of having a DISORDER roommate. Who knows, he could rape me in my sleep.
"Naruto, you better not be thinking he would rape you."
Damn.
"I know it's different for you, but trust me, as soon as you get better of this… Problem… You'll be backing home! Try and figure out the joys of life, live Naruto! LIVE!"
Oh the dramatics.
At least Kakashi isn't here. I wouldn't have to see the disappointment on his face as he looks to Iuka in shame. "Naruto, you're a disgrace. Leave."
{Shut up, Naruto.}
I sighed in frustration. I might as well go up into the attic.
And in attic, I mean my room. Our house had three stories.
The two stories were filled with rooms, but when you walk upstairs to the third room, it's just a door. Inside the door is my room.
I have a bathroom, as you know. But I also have a fuzzy carpet. I love its blue color.
Iruka yells for me to keep the door open. What am I gonna do? I'm in enough trouble already.
I squat on my bed.
'Nothing on T.V….'
I decide to go on my computer.
I don't know any sites to go on, so I just google up 'Troubled teen chat'
Surprisingly, something comes up.
Welcome to TTC! Where you can CONNECT with people like YOU!
Select username:
Hummmmm…. What should it be?
Username: Kyuubi
WELCOME: KYYUBI.
You are now in a room.
Kyuubi: Uhhh… Hello?
Gothic-Sand: Greetings.
Avengence!: Hey.
Kyuubi: Oh! Hi :D I'm new!
Avenger!: Clearly.
Kyuubi: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?
Avenger!: Baka.
Kyuubi: *Sigh* Well. Hi. Asl? Anyone?(ASL: Age, sex, location.)
Avenger!: Lets trade. You go first.
Kyuubi: What about the other guy?
Gothic-sand: Hello. I will exchange also.
Kyuubi: Okay!
Kyuubi: I just turned sixteen. Male. And I live in the leaf village.
Avenger! & Gothic-sand: Same.
Kyuubi: Really? Wow.
Avenger!: So why are you here. You sound pretty peachy to me :/
Kyuubi: I got caught doing…. Something.
Gothic-sand: Vandalism?
Kyuubi: No! I mean, It's something else. Oh, geez. Look at the time. I gtg before my dad freaks
Avenger!: Oh well. Bye. I will be on tomorrow.
Kyuubi: Bye! Cya tomorrow!
Kyuubi and Avenger! Have logged off
Gothic-sand: …
Gothic-sand: Hello? Anyone here?
Gothic-sand has logged off
Stranger: XD
I log off. I change my password to 'Iloveramen'
I do love ramen. Yum.
Before I can go on anything I hear a sneeze coming from the door. I look behind me to see Iruka smiling.
"Naruto! I was just about to tell you I found a great chat site, but you're already on it!"
"… Ok."
"It's a great big step on your way to recovery!"
I stay quiet. I don't need any recovery. No one understands.
Well, might as well TRY and get some sleep.
"Naruto, here is the permission slip. Sign here."
"I don't want to!" I yell. No way am I going to that stinky place. I looked at the brochure.
It may have just about everything, but it's also a school.
A school. As in homework. As in actual work.
Hell no. I didn't even make a effort for work since grade three.
I stopped because my teacher said that my work sucked and I get an F.
My work? It was me drawing a picture of my family. Well, I am a pretty good artist, but one of the kids wrote bad things on it. Looked like I was raised by the mafia and loved cats.
As I was saying, I don't want to go. I wouldn't mind if it was a asylum with crazy old men.
But sadly, Kakashi arrived and forced me to sign 'Naruto, If you don't sign, you stay with me and read Icha Icha paradise" Oh no, hentai!
"Ok. Well, we already packed you bags. All you have to do is get off the bus, go on another bus, then walk in Happy Meadows and give them your sheet. Okay?"
"Iruka" I whined "You already told me that seven times"
"Just making sure. Now go, you do not want to miss the bus, do you?"
"(Mumble) I do."
Iruka sighed. Kakashi was supposed to drive me to the bus stop, but Iruka ended up coming because he was in mother hen mode.
I finally made it, but now I have to wait fifteen minutes for it to arrive.
'At least it's not raining. In fact, it's a great day to go outside'
The bus came in front of me. I carried five heavy bags on the bus. The bus driver gave me a confused look "Going somewhere for a couple of months" He nodded.
I examined the people on the bus.
Mostly old people were on, and a family. Out of all this, the only seat that was open was near this creepy guy.
"Uh, ha-ha, hi? Is this seat taken?" I asked nervously, the guy only looked at me then turned back to the window. "No."
Was that all he was going to say? I sat there before he would change his mind.
After five minutes I tried to make conversation "Hi. I'm Naruto"
"I know"
"Huh?"
"I know. You live with Iruka Umino and your room is next to a tree. If you look, you can see something in the tree. Watch closely, and you can see me waving back." He turns around and smiles.
"WTF?" I scream, "Shh." "Stupid kids, always making ruckus "shut up!"
"I was just joking! I'm your neighbor, Deidara!" He starts to laugh at me. At least he's not a stalker.
"Oh. Thank god, I thought you were a stalker. Where are you headed?"
"I'm headed to Happy Meadows. My stupid parents are dumb."
"Oh really? I'm headed there too. We should sit together on the bus!"
Deidara looks shocked. "Really? I would have never guessed. You look so happy all the time" I know. But I would never guess Deidara had problems. "and sure. I guess we could sit together."
I made a new friend! And I have someone to sit next to on the bus. Before I can continue the conversation my phone vibrates.
Iruka: How r u?Ok or not. Wher r u now
'Of course he texts me'
Naruto: yes I mde a new frnd and he is going wher I am lol
"But don't get me wrong, Naruto, I do watch you from my window!" He smiles right wide. I have no clue if he is joking or not.
"Ha-Ha…. Alright…." Even though I hope for a answer, he just goes back looking out the window with a smairk on his face.
After out second trip we make our way on the H.M bus.
"Were here, huh?" "Yup"
After we get out we carry our bags in the building.
"Oh you guys are here! Just put your bags over by the wall."
Me and Deidara see one of the kids take out a dirty soiled sock and smell it "Uhhh aahhhhhh uhhh"
"Uh Deidara? You're not like that are you?" I'm a little freaked out by the kid smelling socks.
The kid comes over to us as he senses our confusion.
"It's my dead grandfathers sock. He loved carrots."
Deidara and I just stare at him as he hobbles away while throwing catnip everywhere "Feel the magic!"
I shiver "I think were in the wrong place. What if he's my roommate?"
Deidara smiles "Your getting a roommate? Me too! Maybe we can be in the same room."
I laugh and agree.
When I look to my left I see a sign saying 'Stand here'
"Oops"
"Guess this is where we leave, Naruto."
"Guess so. Cya, Deidara."
"I hope to see you again! Remember, Art is a Bang!"
And he was off.
I sighed. What am I gonna do? Oh yeah, stand in line… I guess I'm in west wing. Deidara walked to the East wing, So I'm guessing I'm right here.
"Naruto?"
I turn behind me and see a man that looks like shrek vomited on him.
He wore a full body green suit and what looked like leg warmers.
"Uhmm…. Do I know you? How do you know my name?"
He smiled a sparkly grin at me before making a pose.
"I am Gai!"
I just stare at him until he gets confused.
"Okay Gai… How the heck do you know my name and who are you?"
"Ahh… The power of youth is with you! I am a friend of Iruka's! I get to show you the way!"
Oh. So the nut job knows Iruka. Great.
"Ok."
"Have you met Lee?"
Lee? Does this guy have a kid? I hope not. They might be severely depressed or corrupted.
"No? Is he here? Is he your son?" I tilt my head slightly.
"He is not my son!" He smiled like he wished he was "But he is here! He has the power of youth!"
God, I need to get out of here. Please help me, I beg you. His poses is too much to take. He must have been bullied a lot when he was younger…
"Oh. Okay then. Bye…"
After Gai sent me on my way to the right line, I decided to converse with the other people.
"Hi!"
I smiled at the guy in front of me. He had brown hair, brown eyes, and a pony tail. He seriously looked like he Didn't give a shit about anything.
Goddamn emos…
"What do you want? These are too troublesome," He said in a monotone voice "And wipe that smile off your face. Someone's going to get pissed and punch it off."
I quickly realize that people were glaring at me.
I frowned and they looked away.
"Oh," I chuckled and scratched my head sheepishly "Thanks."
"Hm. I only told you that because you were irritating me."
He turned away from me.
One thing about me is that if someone says something to me that I don't like, I will start a fight.
I clenched my fists. "Listen buddy," I growled "I don't give a pile of shit about if I was 'Irritating you'"
"If I want to fucking smile and be happy, other than being a pile of shit you are," I smirked "I will"
I put my fists in front of me, like I was going to fight.
He stared at me as he turned around.
Just as I thought he was going to hit me with his hand, he pulled it down and shook my hand.
"Shikamaru Nara."
I stared at the hand for awhile 'What? I thought he didn't like me…'
"Listen, are you going to shake my hand or not?" I noticed that three moments passed by as I was thinking. He had an irritated expression upon his face.
"Oh, sorry," I blushed "I'm Naruto Uzumaki. Nice to meet you, Shikamaru."
"Likewise," He stared with a confused look on his face before he stated talking "You look pretty peachy to me."
"What?" I had no idea what he was saying…
"Mostly the people in here are total junkies," He made a hand gesture to the people lazing around "Not in the drugs way, but just downers."
"Oh…"
"Are you going to answer m-"
Before he could continue, a girl coughed to get his attention.
It was the same girl behind me, she had blonde hair and blue eyes.
"Shika! Go already!"
I made a note that I should stop talking to people. After she yelled that to him, she turned to me.
"Stop distracting people, dumbass!"
I got my room number from the front desk. Her name was Shizune. She was one of the old hags friends.
My number was 0019.
How many rooms did this place have?
I got my key out and went inside.
A/N: Next part will be more interesting -_-
I've been busy watching Naruto, so I had no time to think of anything exciting.
And you know when you're eager to write parts, but you have to write the beginning first? Yeah, it's like that.
So basically, this was a huge filler except the chat convo.
Read on!