"Thanks for joining us on a new episode of Inazuma Eleven : Truth or Dare! Let me introduce you to Katsura, our guest star, who has sone pretty funny dares up her sleeves! I can promise you that this will be a funny episode, right Sakuma!" the blue-eyed host turned to the boy, who was busy scratching his neck.
"Jeez these ties are annoying! Huh..? Oh..yeah, sure, sure.." he waved her off and started to undo his tie as Moroi smiled at Katsura.
"So, Katsura! Let's start!" The addressed girl perked up, nodding and pulling out a sheet of paper. She looked at Moroi before showing her the sentences.
"Can we start with the truths first?" she asked, before Moroi nodded enthusiastically.
"Okay but before all that, are all the people here?" Katsura asked hesitantly.
"Yup! No need to worry! Michio and his gang always capture- I mean escort the cast here! Okay Katsura, begin!"
"Endou, do you wish to fly and live in heaven or play soccer FOREVER?" The said boy walked on stage, wearing a mask of confusion.
"Eh? Heaven...?" He put a finger to his chin thoughtfully," Well...in heaven I can play soccer right...? I choose living in heaven!" Katsura nodded, somewhat surpised and turned to Moroi.
"Next!"
"Touko, are you in love with someone? Tell us the name!"
The pink-red haired girl named Touko blushed and glared,"W-what? Of course not!"
"She's lying!" Rika popped out from the curtains and sang in a sing-song voice.
"Shut up Rika! It's true!" Touko crossed her arms and looked the other way.
"Why are you blushing then?" Moroi asked, raising an eyebrow while smirking. Touko stiffened and turned to her, mouth opened to say something but was beaten by Rika.
"She's in love with Tsunami!" Rika shouted, making Touko gasp in embarrassment.
"Rika!" Touko ran away, hiding her blushing face while aiming to punch the blue haired mistress. Katsura and Moroi laughed and greeted Yuuka, who came skipping from backstage.
"Waddya know! It's Yuuka Goenji!" Moroi and the audience clapped for the cute girl, who stated in awe at the sigh of a big crowd.
"Yuuka! Did Goenji ever push, yell, or hit you?" Katsura asked suspiciously.
Yuuka put a finger to her chin in thought," Well...once I accidently drooped nii-san's cell phone in the toilet and he kinda screamed at me..."
Moroi clapped her hands, smiling brightly while laughing with Katsura," Dare time~ "
Michio, the big fat bodygaurd that took down Fudou..kinda...walked up on stage, slamming a chair down, with a tied up Shirou on it. The silver haired boy blinked in confusion and shock," Moroi-chan? Sakuma...? Is this that show-"
"Yeah yeah!" Katsura interrupted annoyed," I dare you to watch Barney untill the end of the chapter."
Fubuki blinked and stared blankly at Katsura, who stared back with the same facial expression,"...Excuse me?"
"You heard me Snow- White! Watch Barney!" She roared and suddenly Michio came back with a tv and pushed a tape on the VCR. Fubuki gaped at Moroi blankly.
"Are you serious...?"
"Hehe sorry Fubuki-kun, but Katsura-chan is the guest star...and we have to listen to what she says. That's the rule..."
" Hey kids! Let's sing the alphabet song!" Shirou glared at the tv with half lidded eyes...lord have mercy on his soul.
"This is ridiculous." He muttered, glancing back at the three other teens.
"Endou kiss Aki!" Katsura exclaimed, bouncing up an down.
"Nani?" Endou squeaked, blushing furiously. Aki also was flustered but didn't speak.
"Moroi-chan. Please tell Endou the rules of the game."
The host sighed," We have to cooperate with guest stars."
Endou looked at Aki and back at Katsura, then at Aki, and back at Moroi. The two girls nodded and Endou gulped. He slowly placed his lips on the girl's cheek, his face glowing red. The two blushing teens left and Katsura turned to Sakuma and Moroi, who were chuckling to themselves.
"Oi! Lovebirds! Come on were not done yet!" Sakuma blushed beet red and. Moroi frowned.
"What's next Katsura? I thought you finished?"
" Uh-uh No way am I done! We still have more to go! Kogure's, throw yourself in the sea!" Katsura commanded. A tv was bought by Michio which had a picture if a beach on it. Suddenly a helicopter whizzed by and a blue haired boy fell, screaming his lungs out and cursing. Katsura giggled evilly as Fubuki stared with shock at her.
"You're crazy!" He shrieked.
Katsura glanced menacingly at him," Shut up and sing the ABCs with them." Fubuki glared and looked the other way, closing his eyes and refused to watch.
Burn and Goenji walked on stage, and the audience cheered making both boys stare nervously at Katsura, Moroi and Sakuma.
"You two finally came!" Katsura shrieked," Okay okay! I dare you to go to the North Pole and stay there for two chapters."
"The hell? Why didn't you get Gazel? He likes the cold, and why the North Pole? What about the Sahara desert? Wait , what am I saying? I'm not doing that?" Haruya snarled ferociously. Goenji stood next to him with an annoyed expression on his face, and nodded.
"Michio!" Katsura called. The big fat bodygaurd was the last thing Burn and Goenji saw before waking up in a freezing, snowy area.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Burn roared, shivering.
Back at the stage, there was a tv hooked up on the wall which showed both shivering boys. How they managed to place cameras in the North Pole, Moroi had absolutely no idea.
Suddenly a loud growling noise was heard and Burn quirked an eyebrow in Goenji's direction," Jeez are you that hungry?"
Goenji glared and looked around," That wasn't me, idiot." they heard it again. Burn focused on something in the distance with squinted eyes.
"Hey what's tha-"
"Shit! It's a polar bear!"
"NANI?"
"Run!" Goenji and Burn began sprinting away, nearly slipping on the thin ice.
"What did I do to ever deserve this!" Burn shouted , gripping his hair.
The audience and Katsura laughed loudly as Fubuki gaped again in shock,"What is wrong with you people? That isn't funny! They could die!"
"Tch nah..they won't." Katsura stated waving him off," Anyway! Next dare! Fuyuka! Take a gun and shoot it at anyone you want!"
"What!" The purple haired beauty shouted.
"Don't worry! They'll survive. Besides this a story, so Irange-San will hopefully not kill them!" Katsura handed her the weapon.
"O-oh! Um alright, who should I shoot?"
"I don't know. Anyone I guess." Katsura shrugged.
Fuyuka aimed it at Sakuma and Moroi squeaked," No! Anybody but Sakuma!"
Fuyuka blinked as Moroi shielded the flustered boy with a hug," Jeez, Moroi. Calm down, it's just a story."
"B-but-"
"Shoot!" Katsura exclaimed startling Fuyuka. A loud gunshot was heard and everyone covered their heads with their hands. Katsura opened an eye and the two and sighed as she saw a hole in the ground."Fuyuppe! You were supposed to shoot Sakuma, not the floor."
"Sorry! Want me to try again?"
"No! Not poor Sakuma!" Moroi squeaked again, clutching the boy's torso, while glaring at the purple haired female.
"Fine...next dare! Fudou I dare you to wear a banana costume and lock yourself in a cage full of monkey and gorillas.
"The fuck is it with these crazy chicks! Moroi I told you if your stupid bodygaurd kidnap me one more time, I'll rip their-"
"You get to go home after this, please Fudou?" Moroi begged. The banana costume wearing boy refused, walking away. Suddenly one of the hungry gorillas fisted two bars if the cage and bent them open, creating a large gap. He stomped over to Fudou and picked him up throwing him inside the cage, and fixed the bent bars. Sakuma and Fubuki gaped in horror as the gorillas and monkey began ripping away at the yellow costume, enraged as Fudou shrieked in fear.
"GET THE FUCK OFF YOU BAS-"
"Oooh-OOOH! OOH AH AH!"
Michio rolled the cage behind the curtain, as Fudou began stringing out all the known curse words in English, Japanese, and ...Tagalog?
"Since when does Fudou speak Tagolog?" Moroi questioned. Katsura and Sakuma shrugged and watched as Burn and Goenji hid in an igloo, hiding from the polar bear that Burn dubbed, Gazel.
"What's going on?" Fubuki and the others turned their heads to see Genda in a steak costume. Katsura explained to him her dare.
"I am not dressing up as a steak and being chased by starving dogs." he crossed his arms.
"Well you're wearing the costume. We just need the dogs." she whistled and suddenly five poodles who were sticking their tongues out in hunger popped up, staring with wide eyes at Genda. Sakuma watched his best friend scream and run away, a poodle getting hold of his costume.
"Next, Toramaru will pretend to ne Tarzan!" Moroi stated. A blue haired boy, wearing only a brown cloth around his waist appeared above the curtains, hanging onto the chandeliers.
"Ah ahhhhh ahh ahhhhhhhh!" he suddenly swung down, holding a green rope . His legs stuck out and he knocked over the tied Fubui, who yelled in pain.
"Sorry!" Toramaru shouted.
"Yay! Wer'e done! Thanks Moroi! I had so much fun today!"
"You're welcome Katsura chan! It was really fun, thanks for sending in your dares, I appreciate it! Commercial everyone!"
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"Bum Ba bum-bum!"
"Sakuma what was that?" Moroi questioned.
The boy sweatdropped," It's a little chime you hear once the commercial end and the show gets back on."
"Ooh it's nice. Do that more often. Okay everyone! I'd like to introduce Akeemi!"
The audience clapped for the guest star as she smile and bowed," Hello everyone! I'm the guest star! And we shall start right now! Okay Haruna do you like anyone?"
A blue haired girl walked on stage and smiled," Yeah! I like alot of people! For example Kidou, Natsumi, Aki, Moroi, Fuyu-"
"No no! Like Like!" Akeemi corrected.
Haruna blushed," O-oh... Um well promise you won't tell nii-chan."
"Promise."
"You too Sakuma."
"Yeah, yeah.."
"Okay..I like..Fudou.." she whispered quietly, butterflies tickling her tummy as she said his name.
"Aww how sweet! We won't tell anyone! Okay NEXT! Natsumi , did you know Kanon is your grandchild?"
The auburn haired girl twitched," Wh-what? I'm not even married! Who is this Kanon person?"
"Ah sorry , I can't say spoilers!" Akeemi giggled," Okay next! aki , is the American guy you like Ichinose?"
Aki blushed, and Rika appeared suddenly," What? You like Ichinose? Since when? So I see I have a competetor for Darling's heart! I'll be watching you Kino!" Aki gulped as Rika had a menacing look on her face.
"Um..yes..." she whispered.
"I knew it! Ahaha that's cute, okay now Fuyuka! Do you hate anybody?"
The adressed girl blinked in confusion," Hate? ...um...hmm..oh! My dentist, that pulled my tooth out when I was four! He was really mean.."
"I hate dentists too..." Fubuki stated , still tied on the chair,refusing to watch Barney.
"Endou how did you feel when Natsumi left?" Akeemi asked the brown haired boy.
"He was so depressed!" Haruna shouted. Natsumi blushed and smiled at Endou.
"Endou Mamoru! Confess your love to her and kiss!" the guest star shouted.
"What?" Both Natsumi and Endou swiveled around to gape at her.
"Confess!"
"Umm..." Natsumi looked awkward, while Endou excused himself.
"I'll make sure you kiss one day!" Akeemi roared. Moroi patted her shoulder.
"Calm down, don't force them to kiss if they don't want to."
"I thought you said they have to listen?"
"Yeah, but if it's relationship related then they can excuse themselves if they're uncomfortable."
"Aww that stinks!" Akeemi pouted," Well anyway! Fudou I dare you to read Kidou's diary out loud and Kazemaru to steal one thing from the managers and escape your death!"
Fudou appeared and pulled out a small diary,"Oh you mean this? Sure why not. I'm starting to like this game! Ahem, here goes. Today I saw that dumb mohawk boy flirting with my sister, oh and did I get pissed. I wanted to slaughter that jerk, kill him over and over. But I noticed Haruna was giggling and flirting back which made me shriek like a girl. Thank goodness no one heard-"
"FUDOU!" the Mohawk boy looked at Kidou who poked his head through the curtains.
"See ya!" Fudou shouted and ran, Kidou chasing after him.
Kazemaru appeared, four small items in hand. A pink lacy bra, a box of tampons, a stuffed Teddy bear and a cute purple bikini were in his hands," Um..."
"Oh goodie! You stole some of their belongings! Girls come see!"
Four enraged females held knives and torches and chased after the blue haired boy, wanting their private possessions back.
"Ahh man! Aki isn't here to do the next dare! Well next one is...ahh pooey! Goenji isn't here for us to throw pencils and erasers at him."
"Don't worry when he's back you can cone back again and we'll do your dare."
"Really Moroi-chan! Yay thanks, you're the best. Okay I have one more dare! Everyone say who your best friend is and kiss them!" the audience began shouting names and kissed eachother's cheeks.
"And you Moroi?" Akeemi questioned, "Kiss your best friend!"
Moroi blushed and laughed, and kissed Sakuma on the cheek," Thanks for being our guest star! We sure had fun today! Well everyone send in more dares!"
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Next guest star will be Shizuka A. And Moon55555. Zonex I hope this cheered you up! I'm sorry to hear that! I hope things will get better for you! Wanna guest star?