Title: Adventures in Life Drawing
Author: Dav
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns it all, except for what she doesn't own, which is owned by other people, sometimes me.
Comments: I'm so sorry that I have been gone. But whilst I was gone, I came up with a great chapter...or at least I hope it's great....or something....whatever...
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Chapter Four: Nude and Rude
Ron snapped his fingers in front of Harry's blank face yet again. He got no reaction from his best friend.
"Alright, Hermione...I give up. What's wrong with him?"
"I don't think you want to know..." Hermione fidgeted with a quill, the common room fire lighting the parchment that she was only pretending to write on.
"Just tell me who broke him, and we'll get him fixed right up," Ron said in good humour. Hermione raised an eyebrow.
"He isn't a toy, Ron. He's not 'broken' as you so expertly put it."
The redhead sighed. "Well I know that. Just tell me what happened!"
"Fine," she conceded. "It all started in Life Drawing..."
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Lupin strode back and forth in front of his students, who were silently watching him as he paced. Abruptly stopping, the werewolf found his voice.
"Thank you all for being on time. Today we have a new model...a very special model. Before he comes out, I would like to say that he has been kind enough to volunteer every other class for the rest of the year. This should be extremely helpful as we have not yet had a male model in the class. Now, the identity of our model may come as a shock to...well...all of you, but I want you to stay behaved and act with the maturity I know you all posses. Without further ado...erm...our new model."
He gestured toward the dressing area, but nothing happened. The whole class stared expectantly at the curtain.
"Any time now," Lupin muttered, growing more and more nervous by the second. Finally the curtains were jerked aside and the model stepped out into the light. Every mouth dropped open; every eye blinked in disbelief. Their model was Severus Snape.
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"You're joking," Ron spat out. "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of!"
Then Harry finally spoke. "Merlin, he looked so good."
Ron wrinkled his nose with horror. "Amendment. That statement is definitely more disgusting."
"Well, I suppose that's it then, seeing you don't want to hear anymore," Hermione said, placing her parchment and quill in her book bag and standing to go upstairs.
"Not so fast," said Ron, grabbing her arm. "You can't stop there. I've already got the naked Snape image in my head, so I might as well hear the whole story."
"Alright...and he wasn't naked yet..."
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"Draco," whispered Harry.
"What?"
"That can't be who it looks like."
"It is."
"It can't be."
"But it is."
"Pinch me."
Draco smirked. "I wouldn't want to accidentally arouse you-"
The blonde was cut off by a punch in the arm. Harry glared in his friend's direction before turning to Hermione.
"This has to be a joke, don't you think?"
Hermione nodded. "There is no possible way- Oh, Lord...He just took off his robe... Oh, Lord...he's got a really nice body..."
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"Not you, too," Ron said dejectedly.
"Well he does have a nice body," Hermione stated defensively. "And stop interrupting my story."
"Sorry..."
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"We're going to start with five minute poses. Every one take a black medium of his or her choice and begin."
Snape scowled, but posed anyway. He stretched one hand above his head, as if he were reaching for fruit from a tree. But there was one small problem.
Lupin cleared his throat. "Why isn't anyone drawing? Please begin.....NOW."
Everyone jumped and started to draw. Everyone except Harry. Draco talked to him as he sketched Snape's pose.
"Alright there, Potter? He is rather well endowed, don't you think-"
"Shut it, Malfoy," Harry snapped back. He picked up a conte crayon and tried to draw.
"I've hit a ne-erve," sang Draco. Harry pretended to ignore the other boy, difficult as it was.
"So...erm...Hermione," he attempted to start a conversation. "How was Defense class?"
Hermione furrowed a brow and glanced at him for a moment as Snape changed his pose to kneeling on one knee while holding a staff.
"Well...you were there, Harry. It was...ordinary?"
"I see," Harry replied, not really paying attention. At that moment, he was too busy trying not to stare at Snape's nether-region. As a result, the area was missing from all of the sketches on the paper. He was pulled out of his thoughts by Lupin.
"Let's see how you're doing, Harry. Oh...you seem to be forgetting...or perhaps ignoring...an important part of the...erm...anatomy. Is there a problem with drawing that, ah, area?"
"No," Harry said quickly, hurriedly filling in the 'area' on his current sketch. "There...all better."
Lupin smiled slightly. "Your drawings are very good Harry. Work on making him less curvy, if you can. I know you are used to Marta, but you must pay attention to the differences between the female form and the male form."
"Yes, sir," Harry replied.
Snape looked in their direction, his scowl looking more like a nasty smirk. "Do try to do something correctly, Mr. Potter."
Harry blushed and looked down. Lupin only shook his head at the potion master's rudeness. When he had moved on to Hermione, Draco turned to Harry.
"Now you have permission to study his package, Harry. Isn't that bloody wonderful?"
Draco only received a glare in return.
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"Well," Hermione said, wrapping it up, "That's how the rest of class went, and I suppose the real shock didn't quite hit Harry until we got up here. Snape is actually a very good model. Lupin told us that Snape used to model for artists after he graduated until he found a steadier job."
"I still think it's bizarre," Ron told her. "And it's even worse to see Harry acting like...like a randy git."
Harry frowned. "You'd be acting the same way if you'd seen him. His body is amazing, and you have to admit that he isn't bad looking for his age."
Ron stood up and sighed. "Except for two things. One: his hair is a mass of grease, and two: I'm not gay."
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Remus leaned into the massaging hands of his partner. The stress of the day seemed to melt away.
"I don't know how it happened, Sirius. One day he was flat out refusing to model, and the next day he seemed all too willing, if just a bit grumpy. Isn't that strange?"
"Very strange," Sirius replied with a knowing smirk. "When did he come to see you?"
"This morning, which was very fortunate, as Marta wasn't able to model today, and we would have been without one."
"Fortunate indeed, Rem. So how did you convince him?"
"I'm not sure, really...he came to see me in my office before breakfast..."
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There was a loud resounding series of knocks at the door. Remus waved his wand and it opened to reveal Snape. Remus invited him in.
"Good morning, Severus. I trust you slept well?"
"Hardly."
"Yes...well. Did you have something you needed to talk to me about?"
"A question." Snape sat down primly in a chair across from Remus. The usual scowl was fixed upon his face.
"What is it you wish to know?"
Snape crossed his arms. "Why do you want me to model, out of all the models in the wizarding world?"
There was a moment of silence before Remus answered. "Well, first of all, you have the experience...as I know first hand. Also we only have enough funding to hire one model for the year, and that's Marta. The students need a male model. You are an obvious choice. You're already here, you've modeled, and you could volunteer."
"I understand all of that...but why not ask your mutt?"
"Sirius has a class during that hour, and you do not. Besides...after he came out of hiding, he went a bit over board on the food, and lost his...erm...trim figure. He's a bit softer now, if you know what I mean. You appear to still have your figure, Severus."
"Points taken into account. I accept. Good day."
Before Remus could reply, Snape was gone.
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"It was all very odd, Sirius."
"Indeed. How did class go?"
"I think the students were all shocked at first, but they relaxed a bit when they saw that Severus wasn't there to curse them. Harry seemed to be having some problems with it all, though I'm not surprised, what with Snape throwing insulting comments his way every 10 minutes."
Sirius laughed. "Severus Snape...nude and rude. That's a sight to make your eyes sore."
Lupin chuckled a bit as well. "Nude and rude...I think that just about sums it up."
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Author: Dav
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns it all, except for what she doesn't own, which is owned by other people, sometimes me.
Comments: I'm so sorry that I have been gone. But whilst I was gone, I came up with a great chapter...or at least I hope it's great....or something....whatever...
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Chapter Four: Nude and Rude
Ron snapped his fingers in front of Harry's blank face yet again. He got no reaction from his best friend.
"Alright, Hermione...I give up. What's wrong with him?"
"I don't think you want to know..." Hermione fidgeted with a quill, the common room fire lighting the parchment that she was only pretending to write on.
"Just tell me who broke him, and we'll get him fixed right up," Ron said in good humour. Hermione raised an eyebrow.
"He isn't a toy, Ron. He's not 'broken' as you so expertly put it."
The redhead sighed. "Well I know that. Just tell me what happened!"
"Fine," she conceded. "It all started in Life Drawing..."
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Lupin strode back and forth in front of his students, who were silently watching him as he paced. Abruptly stopping, the werewolf found his voice.
"Thank you all for being on time. Today we have a new model...a very special model. Before he comes out, I would like to say that he has been kind enough to volunteer every other class for the rest of the year. This should be extremely helpful as we have not yet had a male model in the class. Now, the identity of our model may come as a shock to...well...all of you, but I want you to stay behaved and act with the maturity I know you all posses. Without further ado...erm...our new model."
He gestured toward the dressing area, but nothing happened. The whole class stared expectantly at the curtain.
"Any time now," Lupin muttered, growing more and more nervous by the second. Finally the curtains were jerked aside and the model stepped out into the light. Every mouth dropped open; every eye blinked in disbelief. Their model was Severus Snape.
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"You're joking," Ron spat out. "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of!"
Then Harry finally spoke. "Merlin, he looked so good."
Ron wrinkled his nose with horror. "Amendment. That statement is definitely more disgusting."
"Well, I suppose that's it then, seeing you don't want to hear anymore," Hermione said, placing her parchment and quill in her book bag and standing to go upstairs.
"Not so fast," said Ron, grabbing her arm. "You can't stop there. I've already got the naked Snape image in my head, so I might as well hear the whole story."
"Alright...and he wasn't naked yet..."
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"Draco," whispered Harry.
"What?"
"That can't be who it looks like."
"It is."
"It can't be."
"But it is."
"Pinch me."
Draco smirked. "I wouldn't want to accidentally arouse you-"
The blonde was cut off by a punch in the arm. Harry glared in his friend's direction before turning to Hermione.
"This has to be a joke, don't you think?"
Hermione nodded. "There is no possible way- Oh, Lord...He just took off his robe... Oh, Lord...he's got a really nice body..."
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"Not you, too," Ron said dejectedly.
"Well he does have a nice body," Hermione stated defensively. "And stop interrupting my story."
"Sorry..."
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"We're going to start with five minute poses. Every one take a black medium of his or her choice and begin."
Snape scowled, but posed anyway. He stretched one hand above his head, as if he were reaching for fruit from a tree. But there was one small problem.
Lupin cleared his throat. "Why isn't anyone drawing? Please begin.....NOW."
Everyone jumped and started to draw. Everyone except Harry. Draco talked to him as he sketched Snape's pose.
"Alright there, Potter? He is rather well endowed, don't you think-"
"Shut it, Malfoy," Harry snapped back. He picked up a conte crayon and tried to draw.
"I've hit a ne-erve," sang Draco. Harry pretended to ignore the other boy, difficult as it was.
"So...erm...Hermione," he attempted to start a conversation. "How was Defense class?"
Hermione furrowed a brow and glanced at him for a moment as Snape changed his pose to kneeling on one knee while holding a staff.
"Well...you were there, Harry. It was...ordinary?"
"I see," Harry replied, not really paying attention. At that moment, he was too busy trying not to stare at Snape's nether-region. As a result, the area was missing from all of the sketches on the paper. He was pulled out of his thoughts by Lupin.
"Let's see how you're doing, Harry. Oh...you seem to be forgetting...or perhaps ignoring...an important part of the...erm...anatomy. Is there a problem with drawing that, ah, area?"
"No," Harry said quickly, hurriedly filling in the 'area' on his current sketch. "There...all better."
Lupin smiled slightly. "Your drawings are very good Harry. Work on making him less curvy, if you can. I know you are used to Marta, but you must pay attention to the differences between the female form and the male form."
"Yes, sir," Harry replied.
Snape looked in their direction, his scowl looking more like a nasty smirk. "Do try to do something correctly, Mr. Potter."
Harry blushed and looked down. Lupin only shook his head at the potion master's rudeness. When he had moved on to Hermione, Draco turned to Harry.
"Now you have permission to study his package, Harry. Isn't that bloody wonderful?"
Draco only received a glare in return.
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"Well," Hermione said, wrapping it up, "That's how the rest of class went, and I suppose the real shock didn't quite hit Harry until we got up here. Snape is actually a very good model. Lupin told us that Snape used to model for artists after he graduated until he found a steadier job."
"I still think it's bizarre," Ron told her. "And it's even worse to see Harry acting like...like a randy git."
Harry frowned. "You'd be acting the same way if you'd seen him. His body is amazing, and you have to admit that he isn't bad looking for his age."
Ron stood up and sighed. "Except for two things. One: his hair is a mass of grease, and two: I'm not gay."
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Remus leaned into the massaging hands of his partner. The stress of the day seemed to melt away.
"I don't know how it happened, Sirius. One day he was flat out refusing to model, and the next day he seemed all too willing, if just a bit grumpy. Isn't that strange?"
"Very strange," Sirius replied with a knowing smirk. "When did he come to see you?"
"This morning, which was very fortunate, as Marta wasn't able to model today, and we would have been without one."
"Fortunate indeed, Rem. So how did you convince him?"
"I'm not sure, really...he came to see me in my office before breakfast..."
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There was a loud resounding series of knocks at the door. Remus waved his wand and it opened to reveal Snape. Remus invited him in.
"Good morning, Severus. I trust you slept well?"
"Hardly."
"Yes...well. Did you have something you needed to talk to me about?"
"A question." Snape sat down primly in a chair across from Remus. The usual scowl was fixed upon his face.
"What is it you wish to know?"
Snape crossed his arms. "Why do you want me to model, out of all the models in the wizarding world?"
There was a moment of silence before Remus answered. "Well, first of all, you have the experience...as I know first hand. Also we only have enough funding to hire one model for the year, and that's Marta. The students need a male model. You are an obvious choice. You're already here, you've modeled, and you could volunteer."
"I understand all of that...but why not ask your mutt?"
"Sirius has a class during that hour, and you do not. Besides...after he came out of hiding, he went a bit over board on the food, and lost his...erm...trim figure. He's a bit softer now, if you know what I mean. You appear to still have your figure, Severus."
"Points taken into account. I accept. Good day."
Before Remus could reply, Snape was gone.
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"It was all very odd, Sirius."
"Indeed. How did class go?"
"I think the students were all shocked at first, but they relaxed a bit when they saw that Severus wasn't there to curse them. Harry seemed to be having some problems with it all, though I'm not surprised, what with Snape throwing insulting comments his way every 10 minutes."
Sirius laughed. "Severus Snape...nude and rude. That's a sight to make your eyes sore."
Lupin chuckled a bit as well. "Nude and rude...I think that just about sums it up."
*****
Please click go, cos then I'll know, if you're a fan, or just a schmo. Roses are red, Flames are red too, I am the walrus, coo coo ca joo.