Misery.

It was lunchtime in McKinley High School, and just like once every week, a fight broke out. A fight between the Glee club and the Varsity Girls' Rugby team. Fortunately, for one Rachel Berry, she was in the auditorium fiddling around with different harmonies on the piano. Unfortunately, the two teams found her. Actually, they stormed in and scared her half to death.

"Rae! Okay, I really didn't want to do this to you but your stupid rugby friends keep throwing slushies in our faces! You NEED to pick a side!" a cherry slushied Santana ranted, as she rung the sticky red liquid from her hair.

"Sorry Rachel, but it's what we do as popular kids. By the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We know you've always wanted payback against the ones that slushied you. Trina smirked as she eyed the rainbow coloured glee club, and approached the stage.

Rachel sighed,
"You KNOW that wasn't what I wanted for my birthday, Trina. I used to be a loser, why would I wish that against anybody else? I'd really appreciate it if you didn't slushy my…friends." Rachel stated, as she jumped off the stage and passed every slushy covered member of the glee club.

"Well, your so called friends don't even care that it's your birthday. We do." Trina stated,

"That's because I didn't tell them. It's not their fault that they didn't know. And, this 'gift' or whatever you call it…SUCKS." Rachel argued,

"You still need to pick a side." Stephanie, the former captain, stated with a smirk.

"What happens if I don't quit glee?" She challenged, as she stared at the rugby team.

Silence.

She then turned to the Glee club,

"And what happens if I don't quit Rugby?"

Again, silence.

"Alright, so if any of you decide that you have a craving to slushy someone from glee or the Lions – slushy me instead." Rachel replied before stopping in front of what looked like a purple ice pop that was Quinn Fabray. She took Quinn's hand and gave her sympathetic smile, and headed towards the nearest bathroom followed by the female half of the glee club. Santana held Brittany close, gaining a glare from Artie, and led her into the same bathroom.

The male half excluding Finn and Artie left to clean themselves off too, as the rest of the rugby team excluding Stephanie and Trina left. They gathered and sat down at the top row.

"We need a new plan." Finn stated,

"Ya think, Frankenteen?" Stephanie retorted sarcastically, and rolled her eyes.