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Characters in this chapter : Itachi, Kisame, and Naruto
Rating : This chapter is PG rated.
The Sixth Day of Christmas, Somewhere in the Country
"It's cold. Why the hell are we traveling in this weather?!" Naruto complained as he was half dragged through the snow.
"Gaki, we are traveling because Kazuku informed us that a rescue team knew where you where and were coming to rescue you." Kisame told him in the hopes that it would shut Naruto up. It worked, miracles can happen, but only for a little while.
"Who is Kazuku?"
--Silence--
"I'm hungry!"
--Glare-- (Itachi)
"What'll happen if I starve to death?!"
--Grin-- (Kisame)
This group continued on for a little while until both Itachi and Kisame began to feel chilly. They suposed that if they were starting to get cold, Naruto would be frozen. Itachi spotted a small sign for a farm up ahead.
"We'll sleep in the barn tonight."
Kisame nodded and hoisted the stiff, shivering Naruto over his shoulder.
"Wh-a-a-t d-d-o y-ou m-e-ean, o-o-ut of r-r-r-am-e-e-n?!" Naruto said raspily through chattering teeth, obviously delirious.
Itachi pushed the door open to the Five Rings Barn, batted a couple of turtle doves out of his hair, and nearly stepped on a wounded partrigde and a rotten pear. Kisame dumped Naruto in between half of the six geese laying down for the night, and kill three french hens for dinner. Itachi looked at the unconsious shivering Naruto, pulled his cloak off, then dumped it on Naruto. The leader wouldn't like it if the container died from something as stupid as pnemonia.
End of day six
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