Title: Twelve Days of Akatsuki
Disclaimer: Standard Disclaimer. I get nothing at all for writting this, except a few laughs. I'd like to see you try and sue me for those..
Characters: Gai, Sakura, Lee, Neji, TenTen
Rating: This chapter is G rated.
The Seventh day of Christmas, Countryside
Gai and the his temporary team travel into the country where Naruto was last "really" seen by Sakura.
"Sakura-chan, will you please go out with me?"
Sakura glared at Lee and shoved Neji into a tree, Neji just dissappeared in a poof of smoke to be replace by another one.
"Why are you using bushin's?" TenTen wispered to Neji.
"Because I knew she was going to do that. Whenever she talks to leave, or rather when Lee talks to her, then she seems to absentmindly hit the nearest person next to her. But for some reason she does not hit Lee. I think that is because, deep down, Sakura loves, or likes, Lee."
"For pete's sake, will you just stop over anaylzing people!?!" TenTen screeched in his ear. Neji dissappeared in a poof of smoke and was replaced with another that was walking unnoticed with Gai. "How many of these do you have!" TenTen yelled as another Neji took the place of the one that left Gai's side.
"Enough to ensure that I do not get injured or damage my hair." The Neji clone next to her replied.
"Narcisitic," she mumbled.
"More then likely." Clone Neji replied.
They continued to walk in silence as Sakura kept bashing the Neji clones. One ran into a wall of spike that was carelessly set up in the forest. One fell into a pit of snakes. One got squished under a 60 ton wait that had "Akatsuki was here!" spray painted in red, TenTen still couldn't figure out how Sakura made that fall on Neji, but Neji believe it was a trap set up by strangers. Another one got pushed into an acid lake where seven mutant swans were swimming, and yet another one just spontaniously blew up after Sakura accidently moved a hair out of place.
"Ah-Hah! I have found the youthfull springtime tracks of Naruto," insert Nice Guy Pose. "We will find him quite soon Sakura-chan."
"I will be the one to rescue him Sakura-chan, if only to prove my love to you," insert Lee nice guy pose here.
--Glare--(Sakura)
--poof-- (Neji Clone dying)
"They lead to the Five Ring Barn!! Let our youthfulness carry us to the barn before sunset!!" Gai starts off jogging with Lee close behind. Sakura growls something about a baka, Neji and TenTen sweatdrop before running after the three.
End of the Seventh day
Trust me, it will get funnier. I'm saving the best for near last
Review if you liked it