Hey, look! Two updates in less than a month. And we finally got out of Central Europe and North America! (Mostly.) Apparently I am making progress, even if this one isn't particularly long.
Spain!
What's for dinner?
-Romano
Romano,
Um... I'm not sure. We could make pasta.
~Spain
Spain!
My brother makes pasta EVERY NIGHT. I'm sick of pasta!
-Romano
You,
Who are you, and what have you done with my Romano?
~Spain
Spain!
I AM Romano and Romano is dead of TOO MUCH PASTA. Cause my dumb brother CAN NOT make less than 8 MILES of the stuff and he doesn't like leftovers and he doesn't like wasting it and even he can't eat 8 miles of pasta so he makes ME eat too much of it EVERY NIGHT and I'm SICK of PASTA and I WANT SEAFOOD, GODDAMMIT.
-Romano
PS And don't call me yours!
Romano,
Aww, do you want to go out to eat tonight? We can get seafood, and drinks that come with little umbrellas.
~Spain
Spain!
FUCK the umbrellas, I just want SEAFOOD. And for my dumb brother to be home more so he has time to cook SOMETHING besides FRIGGIN' PASTA. Not that he would.
-Romano
Romano,
Is this really about the pasta?
~Spain
Spain!
YES it's about the PASTA why would you even have to ASK that?
-Romano
Romano,
Are you sure you don't just miss your brother?
~Spain
Spain!
If I missed my brother, I'd reload and shoot again.
-Romano
Spain!
He ditched me for a potato bastard, Spain. A potato bastard.
-Romano
Romano,
They're not that bad! Most of the time. Prussia even helped me find my CD player yesterday! It turned out he'd borrowed it and just didn't tell me. And anyway, Veneziano can't really ditch you—no matter what, you're still his brother!
~Spain
Spain!
And HE still ditched ME for SOMEONE who is STILL a POTATO BASTARD. Q!E!D!
-Romano
Romano,
Maybe you should try to make friends with Germany! Or tell Veneziano how you feel. (Minus the yelling/swearing/throwing tomatoes you do when you tell me about your feelings, haha!)
~Spain
Spain!
I don't feel!. And talking to my STUPID BROTHER means I know WAY too much about the potato bastard to EVER be friends with him, even if the thought didn't MAKE MY SOUL THROW UP.
-Romano
Romano,
Either talk to him or I'll hug you.
~Spain
Stupid little bro!
You ditched me for a potato bastard. How would you feel if I ditched YOU for a potato bastard?
-Romano
Romano~
Awww, you're talking about feelings! Did Spain threaten to hug you?
~Veneziano
Stupid little bro!
NO.
-Romano
Romano~
It's okay, I just read your conversation with him. Don't worry, none of my awesome friends will ever replace you! You're my big brother! My big brother who doesn't try to grope me like my other brother France does. *hugs*
~Veneziano
Stupid little bro!
THAT WAS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION! And I keep telling you to stay away from France. And of course I'm cooler than the potato bastard. I don't try to make you run drills.
-Romano
PS You know how I feel about hugs!
Romano~
But I *like* France! And you *love* hugs, fratello, don't try to deny it~! :)
~Veneziano
Stupid little bro!
FUCK THAT STUPID LITTLE EMOTICON. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT STUPID LITTLE EMOTICONS.
-Romano
Romano~
:,(
~Veneziano
Stupid little bro!
Look over in the margins.
-Romano
Romano~
Ve~? I don't get it. Why did you draw a scribbly right angle in the margins?
~Veneziano
Stupid little bro!
It's a gun. To SHOOT the stupid little smiley face IN THE FACE.
-Romano
Romano~
You need to work on your sketching skills, fratello.
~Veneziano
Dear Spain,
Your mini-moi looks like a tomato.
Love, France
France,
He does, doesn't he! And, oh, dear, I think England was fond of that teacup.
~Spain
Dear Spain,
How long do you think Romano has before Germany makes him go out in the hall?
Love, France
France-
I'm not touching this one.
-Germany
Someday I think Spain and Italy should just have an Obliviousness-off. Whom d'you think would win?
So. Remember that stupid marching band AU thing I was talking about last chapter? It is up on my LiveJournal. Cameron Kennedy and Eggy were involved, and they made it much more beautiful than I ever could have. If you click on my username, set this site to show my profile, and go down a few paragraphs, you'll see a link that says "This is that stupid marching band AU thing I keep talking about." Click it, and you get to read a bunch of stuff you never knew you wanted to know about Prussia's epic hatred for pit percussion.
/shameless plug