Disclaimer: Disney owns the characters and the actresses, hence they're not together, but this story is all mine :) This is a femslash fic between Alex and Sonny, if this isn't your thing then don't read. Thank you.

AN: So I kinda just wanted to turn this into some smutty one-shot but then all that plot in the last chapter was for nothing, so I'll save it for later ;) Oh Alex's shirt that got coffee on it is actually elbow length and white with a black heart-peace sign on it. Enjoy :)

I started to pull the top over my head only getting it halfway on when the presence of another person beside me across the room was made obvious. "Stupid Sonny! They're both stuck-up diva airheads either way." I got that out of my system finally pulling down my top completely. And then I looked up…

Some girl I'd never seen before was staring at me wide-eyed, the most beautiful sparkling wide brown eyes ever, but still staring. I quirked an eyebrow and smirked, knowing I had only had a lacey black bra on when she walked in.

"Staring is rude." I said faking a slight offense.

"What?... Oh. Umm, sorry." The girl looked down shyly in the most adorable way.

"You don't work here." I stated in an almost accusatory manner. I knew everyone here by face at least and I definitely would have remembered this amazing face. "I've never seen you before, are you new?"

"Huh? Uhh, no I don't work here I'm-" The girl stopped abruptly. "Wait, you don't know who I am?" She asked genuinely confused.

"Uh, no. Should I?" Now I was confused, did this girl know me?

"No, I guess not. It's just that you, I mean- wait why are you here?"

Well that's a stupid question. "This is a bathroom and generally people use it you know. Or do I have to explain that too? Why are you here, how'd you get in?" Why was this girl asking me these questions if she didn't even work here.

She shook her head a little and looked lost. "I know this is a bathroom, I'm not an airhead thank you. And as far as I'm concerned you're not an employee either, so I can easily call my security- uhh the security." This girl was talking with bitter to those first words as if I insulted her and wait did she just say my security? I'm so confused but she hadn't explained herself either.

"Okayy, so neither of us work here, I have a pass and everyone here knows me so the only one being busted would be you, unless you have a reason to be here too." I was trying to work this out, something about this girl was a little familiar to me though.

"I-I, umm, I'm allowed to be in here by special permission. I'm a guest."

"A guest? This isn't a house. But whatever, you do what you want I'm leaving." I turned back to see if any progress was made with my shirt. I was tired now, of this celebrity crap- I just need to find somewhere else to chill.

"Oh, umm what happened to your shirt?" She talked softer now with sincerity to her voice.

"Coffee." I didn't feel like talking to the stunningly pretty girl behind me anymore.

"Oh, are you here for the talk?" She would be annoying me, but her voice was so soothing.

"No. It was those stupid celebrities that caused this." The thought of my misfortune caused by the TV stars frustrated me again.

"What? How so?" She was still going.

It wasn't her but; my prior anger caused me to snap. "These idiotic crazed fans were fighting about which actress was more talented and pretty while I was on my way to the bathroom, the employee one because the regular one was packed as well as the rest of my sanctuary, and next thing I know coffee is burning my skin and ruining my clothes because of those airheaded pop diva tv stars!" At this point I was throwing my hands up in the air and gripping my shirt, waving it around.

"Hey, not all celebrities are divas and airheads. And we can't control what fans do! So don't call me stupid!" Her eyes widened as did mine and she put a hand to her mouth as she ran into a bathroom stall.

What was wrong with this girl! I never called her stupid- wait she said 'we.' Woah, that girl must be Sonny! Since I know Tawni's a blonde from the stupidity Justin says about how he prefers blondes and totally loves Tawni. Oh my gosh! She was in here when I was about on my rampage. Ohh man, I mean I'm mad at her for being the celebrity that caused this but she seemed nice and well frankly she was really cute. But she's an actress she's just acting, but she had no reason to.

Then I heard sniffles that brought me back to reality and a poor girl crying because I snapped at her and insulted her without knowing it. But she wasn't poor, I bet she really is like all the other stars. Another whimper sounded and I sighed.

"Hey, umm Sonny?" I started out slowly, still hesitant about this whole situation. Had I really made this big tv star cry just by saying she was stupid and a diva and an airhead, well that was a lot to say about someone without knowing them at all.

"What?" She tried to sound harsh but it just made my heart skip a beat.

"Listen, I'm sorry. I umm, I didn't know. And why are you crying, you should be used to it?" I meant to stay sincere but my harsher instincts kicked in.

"I am." She said this like it was a question.

"Okay, well then what happened?" I don't why I said that. It's not like I actually care or anything, do I?

"I don't know." Sonny had this voice that moved my soul, it was so real and honest. "You."

I heard her say something again ever so softly and quiet. Sonny seems so emotional, how does she handle this life. I really didn't mind her at first but she's Sonny Munroe from the hit comedy tv show 'So Random' I don't like celebrities, but she really does seem different. Whoa, wait! "Did you just say me?" I asked clearly even more confused.

A loud knocking at the door made me jump and think back to the real world. Why was someone knocking, all you need to do is use the key- ohh probably that security Sonny mentioned earlier.

"Umm can you tell Steven I'm not feeling well and that I'll be a few more minutes. Tell him 'the forecast is cloudy with a chance of rain' that way he believes it's me and that you're a friend. Please."

"Uhh okay." I complied a little dazed by her voice and conflicted by my feeling of wanting to be mad but I just can't help melting at that heavenly voice. I went over to the door and went to reach for the door but instead I talked through the door, this way the guard wouldn't come in.

"Umm Steven?" I began. "Sonny said to tell you that she's not feeling well and the forecast is cloudy with a chance of rain and that she'll be a little bit"

"Who are you?" A low, deep voice countered.

"Oh, I'm umm I'm a friend." Why did Sonny call me a friend, I just bagged on her.

"Oh, okay does she want Tawni to leave without her?" Steven asked me, but before Sonny could tell me anything I found myself answering him.

"Umm, yeah. Yes, she said for all of you to go ahead and leave. I'll take her where she has to go and for you all not to worry she'll keep her phone on but only call for an emergency. She wants to take it easy for the rest of the day. Okay?"

"Sure, I guess just tell her to be careful and update me on schedule. What's your name?"

I think he was trying to see if he knew me, but either way this was Sonny's doing-so to heck with it. "Alex, I'm an old friend." I lied seeing as this was probably best so he didn't break the door down thinking I was some loon.

"Well okay Alex, we're all leaving now. Take care of her."

And with that I heard his steps walking away. But I replied anyway "I will."

What am I doing?

AN: I just sorta wrote this it's not exactly what I had in mind but nonetheless I'm happy with it and I can see the story playing out a bit but I will also need some encouragement to continue because I really don't know why I'm writing all of a sudden. But yeah hope whoever reads this is slightly satisfied. Please review with any comments, suggestion, errors whatever you want really :D