Flirt
"…really?" Aki deadpanned as Kida came up to her after 17 failed flirting attempts with an adorable pout.
"I don't get it!" Exaggerated tears travelled down Kida's face, "How can they not like my looks or my pick-up lines?"
"You said, 'Nice legs. What time do they open?' to a girl. You can't expect her to respond positively," Aki rolled her eyes, blatantly thinking that Kida's lines were stupid.
Ignoring what she said, Kida continued, "Hey, let's play house. You'll be the door and I'll slam you hard!" He mischievously grinned, winking a hazel brown eye. The sound of a fist meeting a face and scarlet blood trickling from Kida's nose were expected.
"Stupid pervert," Aki huffed, rubbing her hand gently with a beet red shade on her cheeks.
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129 words… just a lil bit over the 100 word limit. Haha. By the way, I have NO experience at all with pick-up lines, and the two that I use here in this drabble are from this… G27 (KHR!) fanfic that I enjoyed reading. It was quite entertaining, and you can find it on this site! I think the title was like "High School Guide: How to Woo" or something similar to that. Heh.
Was this drabble good? XD I hope so… otherwise w
-Ruki