During January 2009, a private conference was held between David Obey, the Chairman of House Appropriations Committee, who was the chosen representative for the House of Representatives during the meeting, and a group of Deans, with there being a Dean representing each state of the US.
"YOU'RE OUT OF LINE! HOW on EARTH, do you expect our president to agree to such a predicament?" Obey asked with antipathy in his eyes.
"Now before you make any rash decisionsssssss, please hear me out." The Dean of Texas said calmly with his lisp, standing from his seat, walking to the center of the room, as the other deans in attendance's eyes began to follow him.
"America is the land of the free, and the home of the braaaaaaave…We have the largest military, and the largest economy in the world. We have a highly entrepreneurial climate and we have the most dynaaaaaamic technology known to man. Yet, despite all of this, America is slowly going down the draaaaaaain."
"Out of every country in the world, America has the most crime. America has the worst test scores. America has the most debt, and furthermore, America has the most excuuuuuuuses!" The Texas Dean began to yell, with displeasure.
"America is losing his value! America is becoming lazy! You don't believe me, look at the educational rates. America has more dropouts than admissssssssssions! America has more criminals, burglars, musicians, strippers, and porn stars than they do doctors, scientists, and most of all, resourcesssssss!" The Texas Dean exclaimed as he then walked directly in front of David Obey's podium.
"Our program is not intended for the sole purpose of slaughter…our program is intended to send a wake up call to today's youth! Most youth try to wait until they turn 18 to begin making decisions in life…well 18 sounds like a perfect age for a individual to prove that they truly deserve their pathetic freedom, and that they deserve their privileges to fuck up and do as they pleaseeeee. Nowadays, rights and freedoms are just hand-delivered to these kids and what do they do? They disobey authority. When we enforce the law, they steal from our facilities; students use violence against their professors and vandalize their cars and houses. When a young adult has no money to purchase food at a restaurant, you know what they do? They go in with a group of their friends and sabotage the franchhhhhhhhhise! Did you NOT hear the news about the violence that happened at a local McDonalds over a CHEESEBURGER? They care more about getting high off of illegal substances and drowning themselves in alcohol, that they don't care about principles, ambitions, careers, discipline, or moral standards. They make hate speeches, vulgar videos, and death threats to important figures and friends on Myspace, Facebook, and Youtube. They think they can make a decent income from selling prohibited drugs, living off their parents', or by marketing pornographic dialogue of themselves or their "associates…" This country makes me SICK! The only way to resolve this issue is to be out with the old and in with the new! Remove the idiots and lowlifes, and make way for the real winners of society. Obama wants cheaper health care, more jobs, more investments on education but those investments aren't cheap! Money does NOT grow on treeeeees! What better way to make the President happy, as well as make our lives easier, by doing a little…reorganization," The Texas Dean said, with evil intentions in his mind.
"Are you out of your minds! There's no way such a bill would be passed in our government! Not a SINGLE person in our office, who would ever oblige to that!" Obey cried.
"Is that so? Well allow me to reveal the first sigggggggnature…" The Texas Dean said, handing a copy of the bill to the discordant Chairman.
"George W. Bush!" Obey yelled in shock, removing the glasses he wore on his face. He couldn't believe with his own eyes, that someone actually agreed with what he was hearing.
"The former president signed this bill, before his last day in office. We sent him a modified portion of the bill, telling him it was a bill to "keep the country free from danger"," The Texas Dean said with a smirk. "He's also done us the honor of passing on the bill to the Congress, in which one/third majoooooority of the Congress, have also signed our bill. With two/thirds majority, we don't even need the President's permission to pass the BR Act!"
"But this bill is unjust! Murder does not solve educational problems! When was the last time you saw a instructor kill one of their students, due to poor performance!" Obey argued.
The Texas Dean then took his eyes off of the Chairman, and his eyes began to linger across the room, towards the other Deans, who were in attendance, and listening to his proposal. "Ladies and gentlemen, Barack Obama says he wants "change", correct?" The deans began to nod, as some would verbally agree. "Well here's our change. Our country sends millions of soldiers off to war every single year. Keep in mind, that in the past, those said soldiers were randomly selected, when they turned eighteen. JUST like how our participaaaaaaants will be randomly selected for this program! When our soldiers die fighting for our country, our youth refuses to show any appreciation for their efforts! Some ignorant youth even jump to conclusions and claim that they desire to fight for our war in the future. Well why not allow our youth to fight a war among themsssssselves?"
The Texas Dean swiftly pointed a finger at the face of David Obey. "Chairman, you should actually be very grateful…past BR programs involved killing those who were not even considered legal adults! Middle school kids being forced to kill each other, and end the lives of their best friendsssss! It's as beautiful as an African baby with a new Tommy gun!" The bizarre Dean claimed with a laugh.
"But many of those kids aren't as ruthless, as the ones that are portrayed in the media! Many of those young boys and girls had to study hard and perform exceptionally well, in order to get admitted into the schools they are in now! What about the parents! How do you think parents would react to this? They spend millions and millions of dollars to pay for their child's education, and you're not only murdering their loved ones, but you're costing them money!" Obey wailed.
"You realize you just gave us an excuse… The Dean of Michigan said with a grin, arising from his seat, and breaking the silence.
"Yes…let's talk about parents. We have to spend millions and millions of dollars just to raise one of those little brats from infant to adulthood! Where I come from, many schools are losing its accreditation, and 1/3 of Detroit is living in poverty! And our President's bill for HealthCare is taking even more dollars from our pockets, just to pay for the kids that we don't even have! How the hell am I supposed to take care of my own damn kids then!" The Michigan Dean asked.
"You're ENDING…and RUINING…the lives of many young adults out there with this! EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU CORRUPTED DEANS ARE OUT OF LINE! There's no true benefit to evoking this program, oncesoever! I refuse to be apart of such barbaric propaganda! You can sit here and make all the accusations you want…but I'm NOT going to allow this bill to go ANY FURTHER!" Obey said, slamming his fists on his podium. His entire face was red and filled with rage.
The Texas Dean turned to face Obey and said, "Well since you put it that way…"
BOOM!
A bullet from a Desert Eagle, was shot through the forehead of David Obey, as Obey's dead body fell from the podium, and onto the floor. The Texas Dean blew the smoke from the revolver, and turned to face the Deans. "We don't need his help…There's other ways we can get what we want."
"But what about the dead body?" The Michigan Dean asked, with concern. The Texas Dean gave a light smile to the Michigan Dean, as well as the other deans in attendance. "Well we're all Deans in this room, aren't we? I'm sure we could develop an educated reason, as for the tragic death of the Chairman…"
Two days later, David Obey's death was known to America. The media stated that Obey was found dead in his car, with a bullet wound in his forehead, in what was reported to be a hit-and-run, drive-by incident. Authorities did not know the suspect of who may have killed the Chairman, but the Michigan Dean told the authorities, "The Chairman was the first to leave the facilities after our conference came to an end. I heard a gunshot as I was about to leave the premises, and when I was entering the parking lot, I saw the Chairman was dead in the driver's seat, bleeding from his forehead, with the windows down, and the key in the ignition."
(Flashback)
"Roll the darnnnnnn windows down! I'm trying to start the damn car!" The Texas Dean yelled, as he leaned Obey's dead body against the driver's seat, from the interior of the car, while the Michigan Dean was standing on the outside, next to the driver's door.
The Deans went forth and contacted Hal Rogers, who was also a member of the United States House of Representatives, and discovered he was a close friend to George W. Bush. Sending a modified version of the bill, which literally stated nothing about the BR Act's true intentions, they received the last signature required, and passed the bill onto the Congress, who later made the BR Act law, and the game could now be reborn.
