Welcome back, my FUCK-IES! =D
Did you miss me? I hope so…
You better miss me, you fuckin' bastards… _
Anyway…Now that you've all returned, there's several changes I have to inform you all concerning our little experiment…
First off, the program will not be broadcasted on Pay Per View.
Since this is a government program, it doesn't make sense for the carnage to have to be purchased.
But there's still a catch…
Although the program will not be live on television, your deaths will be broadcasted on national television, as well as your respective college campuses' television channels.
As for how America will be notified of your deaths, you'll find out in the later chapters…
Along with hidden cameras, our helicopters will no longer be of service.
Since we can track your movements and listen to your conversations, it's only a hassle for us to pay the militia even MORE of a salary, just to babysit you little brats from the clouds…
Not to worry though.
Anyone stupid enough to actually attempt to sabotage our headquarters, will surely know the true meaning of a "headache…"
The program may not be on TV, but I assure you America will definitely be watching…
They won't be able to see what you do, but we'll be providing coverage of the program online, to where your friends, families, enemies, and peers can vote on the danger zones, during the program.
As for how America learns about the danger zones…that will also be revealed in the later chapters.
Don't you just love surprises? X3
I'm honored to announce that the current tally for this year's Battle Royale is 7/21 boys, and 11/21 girls.
Many interesting specimens from different races, from different states
ALL FIGHTING TO A BLOODY DEATH!
I LOVE IT! XD
My agents have even started pairing some of you douchebags together…
Aren't you all in for a real treat… =D
In the meantime, keep 'em coming & tell your friends to sign up too
The more, the merrier they say ^_~
Now if you excuse me, I have some business to take care of…
…Oh…how's Mariko, you say?
Simple.
Mariko and I are no longer associates…
But not to worry.
She didn't leave without leaving you all a present.
I'll gladly give you her gift soon enough…
Until then,
Hasta la vista, bitches…
