Hey guys, I'm here with the seventh chapter in my story, "Naruto, Version 1."

Before you go and bite my head off for saying that I wasn't going to update, I originally thought that I wasn't. But, when I arrived in Georgia, my uncle was actually kind enough to buy our family a laptop! So here I am, with the new chapter typed up for you guys.

Guys, the poll has closed as of now. If you didn't vote, too bad. I told you guys to vote in the last couple of chapters.

The final offical harem that you guys voted for is Haku, Hinata, Yugito, Temari, Samui and Tenten!

Ino was going to win second place, but two late votes for Guren knocked her off as she moved from 1 vote to 3 to tie with Samui. But the poll on my profile gave Samui 5 votes to make it 8 for her, and Tenten got 4 more votes!

The final tally is:

Samui: 8

Tenten: 6

Ino: 4

Guren: 4

Konan: 2

Anko: 1

Fu: 1

Sakura: 0 (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PINK HAIRED BITCH!)

Anyway, so this will begin the Chunin Exams Arc. Yay!

Yeah…so here's the next chapter. And please, review.

Chapter 7:

The Beginning of the Exams

"Team Seven, reporting from the C-ranked mission to escort merchants to the Cloud Village. Mission was a success." Kakashi reported.

"Anything significant that happened?" Minato asked.

"A few bandits attacked, but nothing out of the ordinary." Kakashi lazily said while reading his Icha-Icha Paradise. He flipped a page in the book, causing everyone to sweat drop.

'I swear, are all men perverts? Excluding Dad, of course…' Naruto thought.

'Why does Kakashi-sensei read that book all the time…it's like it never ends!' Hinata thought.

'…I know where I've seen that book now! Itachi reads it!' Sasuke thought.

'What is that book?' Haku wondered.

Yes, Haku was placed on Team Seven by Minato. They had become the first ever four man squad in Konoha. The team had changed from the "Dojutsu" team to the "Bloodline" squad. Hinata's Byakugan, Sasuke's Sharingan, Naruto's Rinnegan, Kakashi's White Chakra (though he rarely used it) and Haku's Ice Style jutsus proved to make this team almost unbeatable. So far, only a team of Asuma, Kurenai, Anko and Guy had been able to defeat them, though they did so with relative ease.

"Very well… Kakashi, you need to stay here. Everyone else is dismissed." Minato commanded.

"Hai, Hokage-sama!" all four genin said before disappearing. Kakashi stayed put, still reading.

"So, Minato-sensei, what do you want with me?" Kakashi asked.

"Don't you know what time of the year it is?" Minato asked.

"Oh right…Chunin Exams are nearby, aren't they?" Kakashi asked with a subtle hint of excitement. After all, his team would be competing with and meeting people from all around the ninja world! He, too, enjoyed the increased bustle of the village. Though it didn't seem like it, Kakashi enjoyed meeting people from elsewhere. It provided him with a chance to learn about what he thought his life would be like outside of Konoha.

"Yea, it is that time of the year again…do you think your team is ready?" Minato asked.

Kakashi only sent a "Are you serious" look at his teacher.

Sunagakure, or the Village Hidden in the Sand, was one of the Five Great Shinobi Villages: Konohagakure, Sunagakure, Kumogakure, Iwagakure (the Village Hidden in the Rocks) and Kirigakure (the Village Hidden in the Mist). That been established soon after the formation of the ninja world, with each great village resting within a great area of land. Konoha had the Land of Fire, where the weather was nice and the scenery was great. Kumo was stationed high in the mountains of the Land of Lightning; it had a great view of everything, though the constant thunderstorms sucked. Iwa, in the Land of Earth, was situated in a rocky mountain range as well; they also had many small waterfalls to be proud of. Kiri, though located in the Land of Water, was in the mountains as well. They were surrounded by mist, but they had luscious green trees and other foliage everywhere.

Suna was stuck in the middle of the desert, which was in the middle of the Land of Wind. There were no trees, no mountains, just a very hot and mostly barren desert all the time. The population was lowest of all the hidden villages because of this. There was not an abundance of water, so everyone was given a set amount. Heck, some people couldn't bathe at all. And let's not forget, they were in the middle of a desert, for Kami's sake!

Suna was also quickly becoming one of the poorest villages. Their idiot feudal lord cut the village's funding by 25%! For Kami's sake, he was hurting his own people! Not only that, but he had stopped supplying so many missions to Suna. No, he had to give them to Konoha instead. As a result, Suna was quickly descending in the ranks.

If you were to ask ten people which great village was the weakest, Suna would come out of all of their mouths, with the occasional Kiri. Never would you hear the words 'Konoha', 'Iwa' or 'Kumo' and the phrase 'weakest village' in the same sentence. They were all richer, stronger and bigger than Suna. Overall, Suna was quickly losing its reputation as a respectable village.

But the Fourth Kazekage did, in fact, have one thing to boast about. When it came to military matters, they were never to be outdone. Though they were smallest, when it came to military, if one village were to do something, Suna would rush to do so as well, or at least protect them from the possibility that the village might use it against them. Why else did they go and retrieve the One-Tailed Tanuki, Shukaku? After Konoha had did away with the Nine Tails- which Suna had been pursuing for years after they heard that Kumo had taken the Eight- Tailed Octopus- they did the next best thing; they went and put the One Tails inside Gaara, his youngest son. So, in essence, Konoha had been one-upped by Suna when it came to Jinchuriki.

The Fourth Kazekage had tried his absolute best to train Gaara into controlling the beast and becoming the perfect weapon for the past eight years- ever since Gaara was able to use his sand. But no, he had gone and either killed every teacher he had, or scared them away. The Kazekage was at his wit's end. What could he do with Gaara, who had proven to be mentally unstable?

Finally, the Kazekage had come up with a genius plan, one that couldn't be foiled. Dump Gaara into Konoha! If he couldn't use Gaara, he had no use for a weapon that could destroy them on a whim. It would be better to send him away from Suna. If he were to snap, he would destroy Konoha, not Suna. Besides, everyone besides his siblings hated him, and they were afraid of him.

But back to the military matters. Naturally, word had spread around the Elemental Nations that Konoha had built a four-man squad instead of the three man cell. Naturally, Suna would not stand for this. If Konoha could have four men on a team, then Suna would too, goddamnit!

So that was where we find our lovable Kazekage, with his three children.

"Gaara, Temari, Kankuro…you've heard that Konoha has recently built a four man squad." he stated.

"Hai!" Temari and Kankuro said. Gaara death glared at the man who had made his life so miserable. He would NOT recognize this man as his father, and never would.

"As you know, Suna does not take these actions lying down. So, as of now, you will have a fourth team member with you!" he declared.

"Who is that, Kazekage-sama?" Temari asked cautiously. She didn't want to upset the man.

"Baki, go bring him in." he said to their jonin instructor who had been standing in the shadows. The man disappeared, only to enter once more with a kid their age. He had jet black hair (in a Justin Bieber style) and wore the typical Chunin outfit without the flak jacket. He had a dazzling smile that would melt most girls. Temari, however, didn't categorize under 'most girls.'

"Kazekage-sama, if I may…why have you chosen that pig to join us?" she asked while referencing to the male who was ogling her C-cupped breasts.

"Oh, come now Temari-chan! You and I both know that I'm the strongest of us all here, with the exception of Baki-sensei and Kazekage-sama! Now, why don't you come over to my place so we can get to it? After all, I need a wife to have kids with to keep my bloodline alive…" he asked. At the last part mentioned, he had become bold enough to actually grab Temari's left breast. He gave it an experimental squeeze before he actually grabbed the right one as well and giving that one a squeeze. He looked up expecting to see a blush and a pleased expression, but instead met a death glare that made Gaara cringe and would probably freeze hell over.

In aforementioned place, we find Shinigami's right hand man, Satan, staring at the man in front of him that he was about to give his punishment, when the temperature dropped several hundred degrees. He looked up to see icicles hanging from the roof.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" he couldn't help but scream.

Meanwhile, back on Earth (or is it really Earth?), Temari had a dangerously calm expression and voice, though it trembled with anger.

"What…the FUCK… do you think…YOU'RE DOING?" she screamed. He yipped like a whipped puppy when she drew her fan, ready to cave his head in. Before she could, however, the Kazekage stopped her.

"Temari, stand down now!" he said. She immediately did as she was told. After all, being blasted by both a ridiculous amount of killer intent and a command laced with both venom even Orochimaru couldn't produce (insert Orochimaru's sneeze here) and a promise of punishment most people couldn't withstand (insert universal sneeze except for Jinchuriki, Naruto and Sasuke) would do that to you.

"I was going to chose you to lead the team in the Chunin Exams, but you are too easily angered…Daisuke," he said while the boy cowering behind Kankuro immediately straightened up. "You shall be in command of your team in the Chunin Exams. Whatever he says, you all will follow. Is that clear?" he added with serious killer intent. All but Gaara found it difficult to breath, while said Jinchuriki met the man's death glare with one of his own. After a short staring contest, the Kazekage gave his orders.

"You are dismissed." he said. All five ninja quickly departed, with Baki being the first to go.

"Kid you need to calm down." A small voice in Temari's head stated.

'I know, Matari, but it's so hard with such a pig like him.' Temari thought.

"Gaara…Mother demands that you kill the person that defiles your sister when I tell you to."

'Yes, Mother…' Gaara manically responded. (A/N: Though with all the assassination attempts and betrayals in Gaara's past, not to mention an unstable seal with a crazy monster yelling at you, and thirteen years without sleep, who would still be sane? For the story, the only one he actually trusts is Temari, though he doesn't admit it and she doesn't know it.)

In Iwa, Onoki stood before his genin team that would be sent in. Of course, each village would send in more than just one, but this was the one he would use to construct his four man squad. After all, Konoha and, just recently, Suna did so, so he had a right to do so as well!

"Kudzu, Habi, and Tiar, you all will have a temporary member in your squad for the Exams. I believe you all know Han?" he said. The three gave a glance at the Jinchuriki of the Five Tailed Dolphin-Horse. They normally ignored him so that he wouldn't kill them.

"He's going to be joining you guys…under a henge, of course!" he said, noting their expressions. Yes, Han was a jonin; but hey, if Suna and Iwa were going to overthrow Konoha, then they would send in their strongest cards. Roshi would also be in attendance as their jonin.

"You guys know of the invasion, I presume, so we're sending both Han and Roshi in. After all, we need our strongest out there!" Onoki said. The three genin couldn't help but accept the facts. But still, the way Han was glaring at them was a little…unnerving, to say the least.

In Kumo, A stood facing his best genin squad. There was Samui; ever the silent one, swift and deadly. Omoi was also anxious and usually over thinking things; yet when the time came, he knew when he needed to step up and be serious. Then there was Karui; fiery and hotheaded, she kept Omoi in check most of the time and was just as skilled as her two teammates. Finally, their jonin sensei was Killer Bee, A's older brother**, and Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tailed Octopus.

"Guys, for the Exams in Konoha, Yugito will be tagging along with you all." As soon as A mentioned Yugito, the cat-like girl had appeared. In a somewhat OOC universe, Samui and Yugito squealed at the same time and crushed each other in a hug.

Omoi, being a pervert, couldn't help but look between Samui's F cups pressing against Yugito's E cups. He suffered a nosebleed, but managed not to pass out from blood loss. Instead, he quickly wiped it away, trying to make sure that nobody saw.

Karui, however, had caught Omoi peeping, and slammed her fist into Omoi's head. As he flew out the window and across the village, she screamed "PERVERT" after him. Meanwhile Killer Bee, who had been silent for the most part, finally made his presence known.

"Cut it out yo, Omoi's my bro-bro!" Killer Bee rapped. Karui promptly hit him over the head.

"Stop rapping!"

"Don't hit me, you'll make me tipsy!" Karui hit him over the head again.

"Stop!"

"Come on A, you gotta make her pay!"

This time instead of Karui reacting, both Samui and Yugito swiftly kicked him in the balls.

"AGHHHH!" he screamed over dramatically before collapsing.

In the real Narutoverse, however, both Karui and Omoi grinned.

"Cool." Samui stated with a small smile, with which Yugito smiled back at.

"Hey Yugito, do you know Yugi-oh?" Killer Bee rapped and asked at the same time.

"What's Yugi-oh?" she asked curiously.

"Never mind, let's set off!" Killer Bee said before doing just that. The ever erratic jonin left via the window he hadn't smashed through when he had entered. A roared at him as the others giggled (or in Omoi's case, chuckled) and followed him out.

In Kiri, one genin team stood before Yagura, their current Mizukage.

"Sa, Yu and Mi…Utakata will be your fourth member for the Exams." he said shortly. The Jinchuriki of the Six-Tailed Horned Slug appeared. He did not appear as if he was older that any of them; just a regular fourteen year old. (A/N: Twisting ages are so fun!)

Ten figures stood on a statue. The statue was huge, with two hands sticking up. On each finger stood one person. The statue also had eyes, but they were closed for the moment.

"Let us begin." a feminine voice said. If one were to look at her closely, you could tell her eyes changed rapidly. One second they were blood red with a four pointed star, the next white and pupiless. If one were to stare long enough, a third type- one with gray rings and a small black pupil- could also be found.

"I've discovered something important." a male said. "The statue does not differentiate between demons and angels. We could capture either type to power the statue."

There was a murmur between the people, until the female figure- obviously, from the looks of it, the leader- held up her hand to silence them.

"Good work, Kakuzu." she stated. Kakuzu gave a smug expression at his accomplishment.

"Well, this works well for us," a tall figure with gills on his face said. He leaned lazily on a very large oject that was wrapped up in bandages. "I heard that the Chunin Exams is coming up. The One Tails, Two Tails, Four Tails, Five Tails, Six Tails, and Eight Tails, as well as the Fire, Water, Wind, Life, Death, and Ice Angels will be in attendance."

"Nice to know, fish face," a familiar figure mumbled.

"I guess it is, you gay god loving freak." he replied.

"Wanna take this outside?" he hissed.

"I'd love to." the fish man grinned.

"Kisame, Hidan, calm yourselves. This information is very valuable." the feminine figure said.

"I think we need to do something about it." another woman put in.

"Yes, Konan, you're right... Tobi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Konan and Kakuzu, you six are to go undercover and invade the exams when the invasion of Konoha begins. You all will need to round up as many as possible demons or angels, just bring them to us." she said. All the mentioned raised a brow, except for Tobi and Deidara- Tobi was glomping Deidara, and Deidara was too busy trying to get him off to hear the announcement.

"Why so many of us?" Kisame asked.

"You guys will be trying to capture six tailed beasts and six angels. I believe that even in a two on one, you guys would win. And yes, I do trust Tobi that much. While he may be an idiot, he's not an S-ranked criminal without reason. Plus, with the Yondaime Hokage, the Copy Nin Kakashi, the Cold Hearted Itachi Uchiha, the God of Mortals Nagato Namikaze, the Professor Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Three Legendary Sannin Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru, and the Green Beast of Konoha Might Guy all in attendance, I assure you that this battle will be very hard. I advise you six to go packing now." she said. The six nodded and vanished. The figure turned to Hidan.

"Hidan, you have a bounty to capture. Zenji Tokahasi, from Iwa is wanted for the assassination of the daimyo of Kiri and the failed kidnapping of the Third Tsuchikage's granddaughter. Bounty is 200 million ryo. Highly skilled in Earth and Lightning jutsu. Weak in Taijutsu. Take him out." she said.

"Zetsu," she called, turning to the plantlike creature. "Keep tabs on Amegakure, and if possible, Otogakure."

"On it." "I hope I can eat someone..." White and Black Zetsu said, respectively. They sunk into the ground. The figure turned to the silent man on the left thumb. He was the height of Itachi Uchiha, with green eyes, and blond hair. He wore the typical Akatsuki cloak, except instead of the familiar red clouds, they were replaced by blue moons. He had duel blades crossed in an X over his back.

"Rishi, you and I will head off to Kiri to hunt the Three Tailed Turtle. He's their Mizukage, however; we need to make it short and simple. But, then again, they are in a civil war...just prepare for the trip. We'll discuss this later." she said. The male merely nodded before disappearing. Not in a burst of speed, nor in a flash of yellow, not even a shushin. He was just gone, as if he never were.

Silence hung over the base for a second before one of the figures came back.

"Nice move, Lai." 'Tobi' said in a very serious tone. It was filled with power.

"Thank you, Madara," she hissed in return.

"My my, you're so fiesty! I only killed off your clan and experimented on you for three years, giving you five bloodline limits!" he chuckled. Lai hissed again and was ready to lunge at him, but in an instant, she was pinned against the wall with Madara's lone Sharingan eye boring into her soul.

"Know this, Lai Tao. I can, and will not hesitate, to kill you." he said right before he disappeared in a vortex. Lai sighed while clutching at her throat.

'One day, Madara Uchiha, I shall have my revenge!'

Back in Konoha, all the jonin senseis were gathered in the Hokage's office for a meeting.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR BURNING FLAMES OF YOUTH ARE DOING IN THIS OFFICE, MY ETERNAL RIVAL?" the eternally loud, green spandex wearing, overly thick eye browed male known as Might Guy yelled in Kakashi's ear. The sound was loud enough to disperse the clone that Kakashi had left in the office after stating that he needed to go to the bathroom.

"Curses, Guy. And here I thought I could escape…" Kakashi said while tapping on the window. Asuma moved to let his fellow jonin in.

"Guy, your flames of youth would last much, much longer if you didn't yell all of the time." Orochimaru said while rubbing his temples. This was why he had attempted to get a restraining order for the man. Orochimaru was NOT the person who could deal with all the constant yelling. He had dealt with it with Jiraiya in his early years. He would not go through such torture again.

"Guy, calm down. Orochimaru, you can't have a restraining order against Guy. Tsunade, stop drinking. Jiraiya, stop ogling her. Kakashi, put your book down, Asuma, put out the cigarette, Kurenai, stop torturing Anko with your Genjutsu, Anko, get out of the Genjutsu, Yugao, Hayate, stop making out, Itachi, leave Nagato alone, Nagato, leave Itachi alone, Shizune, stop staring at Itachi…that's it, actually. No, wait, Ibiki, if you're going to torture someone, I'd suggest you don't do it to Itachi…you'll be the one mentally scarred." the Fourth Hokage flatly. Everyone under his voice immediately stopped whatever they were doing, with some (Jiraiya, Yugao, Hayate and Shizune) blushing, others (Itachi, Nagato, Asuma, Kurenai, Orochimaru and Anko) huffing, and still others (Itachi, Tsunade, and Anko) leveling death glares at others (Ibiki, Jiraiya and Kurenai, respectively).

"…Why are half of you even in here? I said jonin senseis. Orochimaru, Tsunade and Jiraiya, you guys are Sannin. Yugao, you're an ANBU. Hayate, you're not allowed in here, as are Ibiki and Anko. Nagato, Itachi, you guys don't have a team. Shizune, you're supposed to be with Tsunade everywhere. It's in your contract." The mentioned ninjas all shared a look before puffing into smoke. When it cleared, it revealed only Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai and Guy until a whole lot of unimportant ninjas also appeared. Also, to Minato's horror and all else's bemusement, the paperwork on Minato's desk seemed to have doubled in size.

"Guys, let's get this over with. I've got paperwork…" he said. Iruka interrupted this time, bringing in yet another stack of paperwork before dropping it next to the original stack. "…A lot of paperwork."

After a whole lot of jonin sensei (who are pretty unimportant to this scene) nominated or didn't nominate their team, it finally came to the rookies and Guy's team.

"I, Might Guy, hereby nominate Rock Lee, Neji Hyuga and Tenten Higuarishi to take the Chunin Exams." Guy said in a rare moment of seriousness. A small murmur went through the crowd; Guy had declined last year, saying that they needed more experience.

"I, Kakashi Hatake, hereby nominate Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, Hinata Hyuga, Sasuke Uchiha and Haku Uzumaki (A/N: Naruto put her under the Uzumaki clan protection. They are not related. I don't write incest like that.) to take the Chunin Exams."Another murmur, this one slightly larger than the first, went through the crowd. A rookie genin team was being nominated? It was rare, but if they had to chose one team to represent, they'd put their bets on Kakashi's squad without a second thought and a shadow of a doubt.

"I, Asuma Sarutobi, hereby nominate Shikamaru Nara, Ino Yamanaka, and Choji Akimichi to take the Chunin Exams." Asuma said. The chatter burst once more. Two rookie genin squads? This was rather unusual. The last time that had happened was back in the days of the Third Hokage, when Minato was still a boy and Kakashi- he wasn't even thought of then.

"I, Kurenai Yuhi, hereby nominate Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, and Sakura Haruno to take the Chunin Exams as well." she said. Outright conversation broke out. All of the rookie genin teams, in the Chunin Exams? Preposterous!

"What, are you serious? Hokage-sama, excuse me for stepping out of line here, but I trained all of these kids-" Iruka began. As a teacher, it was only natural to worry about and fret over your students, even if you hated them.

"That's just it, Iruka." Kakashi retorted. Everyone, save for Minato, looked at him confusedly.

"You trained the kids. You do not still train them. We are their teachers; we say weather or not they will take these tests." Kakashi said.

"But, Kakashi-" Iruka tried to reason.

"They are my soldiers now, Iruka. Not your academy students." Kakashi said seriously. The ninja population let those words sit for a while, so they could analyze what one of their leaders said and the meaning it held behind it.

"That is true, Kakashi. You did step out of line, Iruka, and for that, you must be punished. I, Minato Namikaze, Fourth Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves, sentence you to paperwork duty!" he declared, breaking the ice. Iruka instantly paled as all the others laughed at his predicament.

Naruto, Hinata, Haku and Sasuke strode down some random street in Konoha, with the two kunoichi (Spelling?) locked onto either arm of the blond. Said blond sighed from the position he was in. Ever since he had come back to Konoha, Haku had followed him around everywhere, both getting to know him better and her way around the village. Hinata, jealous of the time she spent with "her man," had taken to latching onto Naruto's arm. Haku, seeing what Hinata was playing at, did the same with "her man." Naruto was forced to walk around like this.

Sasuke couldn't help but snicker every few seconds. It was like a fucking comic to him! He could see Hinata and Haku glaring at each other, with the classic lightning coming from both of them and clashing against each other right in front of Naruto. Said ninja was unluckily caught in the middle and trying to worm his way out, while his jackass-of-a-friend sat on the sidelines laughing at him. As if that weren't enough, he could also see Hinata's angel, Pataki, being held back from Seshio, Haku's angel, by Andorra, while Katuru was restraining Seshio. Meanwhile, Kawasaki sat nearby, laughing his ass off! Perfect!

"Shut the fuck up, bastard!" Naruto said. Sasuke looked amused.

"My, my, such colorful language!" he replied.

"Bastard!"

"Idiot."

"Duck-ass!"

"Dickhead."

"Being a dickhead is better than being dickless." Naruto said smugly. Meanwhile, one ROOT member couldn't help but feel that he was being ripped off.

Sasuke growled and was about to charge Naruto when a rock exploded behind them. Groaning, Naruto turned to see Konohamaru and his gang all ready to attack…or, at least, they had been ready to attack.

"I told you that you used too much gunpowder, Konohamaru," a nasal voice called from somewhere in the pink column of smoke that stood before our ninjas.

"Ah, shut it, Udon," was Konohamaru's response.

"Guys, you're giving away our location!" A third voice, this one feminine said.

"I already know where you guys are…Konohamaru, Udon and Moegi, come here now." Naruto demanded. Out of the smoke stumbled three kids- they were only 10 or so. From the looks of it, they were supposed to be in the Academy.

"Hey, you guys…today's Monday…don't you have to go to the Academy?" Hinata asked. Konohamaru shook his head negative.

"We could go, but we don't have to go." he responded slyly.

"Whatever. Why are you guys following me?" Naruto asked.

"Boss, you said that today we'd play ninja!" he complained.

"A ninja playing ninja?" Sasuke asked, amused.

"Being a smartass doesn't mean you have a dick, Sasuke." Naruto replied.

"Yeah, dickless!" Konohamaru replied, not understanding the term.

…

"Konohamaru…run." Naruto smartly advised. Konohamaru was about to ask before he took one look at the rapidly angering Sasuke. He immediately took off, followed closely by Udon and Moegi, with Sasuke in hot pursuit. Naruto and the two ladies chased him, hoping to stop him from doing anything irrational.

Konohamaru laughed as he ran away from Sasuke. This was fun! He quickly turned the corner to run into…someone.

He was taller than him, but the strange thing was he was dressed in a cat jumpsuit. He had makeup all over his face as well. He was also carrying a mummy on his back.

The girl next to him had her hair in ponytails. There was nothing special about her, except she had a huge fan on her back. Then there was a male who kept hitting on her and trying to touch her every five seconds. She would always break his wrist, but it seemed as if he was blessed with Jinchuriki healing! (A/N: Daisuke is not a Jinchuriki.)

"Hey, that hurt you little bitch!" the catman said before he picked him up.

"Kankuro put the kid down." the lady said.

"No, I have to teach him a lesson in pain!" the male known as Kankuro said.

"And I have to teach you a lesson…in sex!" Daisuke said from behind her. Suddenly, she was pushed over so that her ass was up in front of Daisuke. She could feel his dick rubbing at her ass.

"Kankuro…help!" she said. Said boy was unresponsive.

"He can't hear you…nobody can hear you or see us!" he said. Well, that was until Sasuke arrived.

"Hey, clown, put him down. And you, over there…Release," he said, dispelling the Genjutsu. Kankuro looked over to see Daisuke prodding at Temari's ass.

"HEY!" he screamed, like any brother would. Before he could move, however, Naruto got to him first somehow.

The blond had just blurred out of nowhere and drop kicked Daisuke in the chest. The genin went rolling away from Temari.

"Don't disrespect a pretty face," Naruto said as Haku and Hinata finally arrived. Temari blushed. He was handsome as well…and she didn't even know him, but he had saved her.

"Stay out of this, Leaf ninja." Daisuke growled. Meanwhile, Temari had gotten up. Before anyone else could react, sand came from the tree, picked up Temari, and pulled her into the tree. Everyone glanced up to see Gaara staring down at them.

"Hey! It's Shukaku!" Seshio/ Pataki/ Kawasaki/Andorra/ Katuru said at once.

'Come again?' Naruto/Haku/Hinata/Sasuke asked.

"Back in the war, we were friends with three tailed beasts…Shukaku, the One Tails, Hinade the Two Tails and Harube the Eight Tails. We fought, of course, but not because we hated each other…we just wanted to battle. Unfortunately, after the first time he was sealed, where they fucked it up, he went insane. " each angel explained.

Each member of Squad Seven sweat dropped. (A/N: Down with Team Seven! From its ashes rises Squad Seven!)

"Oh, and that girl over there…she has Matari the Wind Angel!" each angel said once more.

Squad Seven couldn't help but feel that the Chunin Exams would be a whole lot more complicated.

As if on cue, a Kumo squad, an Iwa squad and a Kiri squad all appeared, apparently drawn by all the noise that had been happening.

The Kiri squad consisted of three identical kids. Everyone figured that they were triplet siblings. The fourth male, however, gave off an aura that all angel containers in the area didn't like.

The Kumo squad consisted of a dark skinned, white haired male. The second was dark skinned but red haired and was a female. The third teammate was constantly being stared at by the males; she was blond haired, blue eyed and had a humongous chest! The fourth one drew a couple of stares; also a blond, she was looking like a cat, but she, too, had a rather large chest. She gave an aura similar to the Kiri ninja, but it was friendlier.

The Iwa squad had three people everyone could see was pretty unimportant. The fourth dude, however… he was tall. Really, really tall. He was wearing a red hat and a lot of red armor as well. As a matter of fact, he looked like a freaking tank. He gave off a lot of killing intent which was directed at the Konoha ninja and Temari, as well as all the other humans. Only Gaara seemed to be able to stand up to him, which Han noted.

Silence stood for a while, until Naruto spoke up.

"As a Konoha ninja, I must ask why you all are here. Also, can I please get Doom n' Gloom," he said while pointing at Han, "to stop staring at us, and the clown," pointing at Kankuro "to tell me why he was getting ready to assault the grandson of the Third Hokage?" he said.

"Chunin Exams." Yugito said with her eyes staring down Naruto. He was handsome and brave…no doubt he was strong as well. He apparently also had a comical side as well. But what really struck her was the amount of angelic and demonic chakra in the area: the One Tails, Two Tails, Five Tails, Six Tails, Pataki, Kawasaki, Seshio, Andorra, Katuru and Matari were all here. The tension was so thick; she was surprised the ANBU hadn't arrived to break up the disturbance.

"I was unaware of the kid's status as the grandson of the Third Hokage; please-" Kankuro said. Gaara had interrupted him.

"If any of you get in my way…I'll kill you all." he said with an emotionless voice. The way he said it sent chills down many peoples spine. Han scoffed.

"Please, One Tails…" he said, causing Gaara's eyes to narrow. "As the Five Tails, I know for a fact that you, nor anyone here, could possibly kill me."

"Have you forgotten about the Six Tails?" Utakata said. Han turned his glare to him, with which Utakata responded with a rather lazy look. Meanwhile, Yugito felt slightly unnerved; she was only the Two Tails. She had constantly prided herself on holding such a powerful being, but now…she felt relatively weak.

Naruto spoke up again. "So much demonic chakra…" he said. "…however…" he said, his voice changing to becoming much darker, "we angels are not to be underestimated." he said. He knew that he'd have to work with Gaara and Han eventually; they were too apathetic. And while Han was from an enemy village and held a beast that his angels fought against and were enemies with, Gaara was from an ally village and his (Gaara's) beast and his (Naruto's) angels were friends.

Samui felt a tremble in her legs. There was so much power in the air…sure, it was all cool and all, but this power was inhuman! It was…scary, she admitted.

Kakashi, Killer Bee, Roshi, Baki and some random jonin arrived at the scene to find their students all in a face off, with at least one student per team releasing some form of chakra other than the standard blue chakra. Of course, the arrival of both the Four Tails' and Eight Tails' Jinchuriki did nothing but agitate the situation even more.

"Naruto, stand down." Kakashi ordered. "Squad Seven, withdraw. Meet me at Training Ground 13 in ten minutes." he said before disappearing. Said ninjas ran off to meet their teacher. They didn't want to stick around for longer than they had to.

End scene.

Alright guys, that shows the beginning of the Exams. Next chapter is the First Exam.

Tell me, what did you guys think of the confrontation between the Jinchuriki and the angel containers? Good? Bad? Ugly? Alright?

Also, I think that a name is needed for those with angels, but I don't know what to call them. If you got an idea, review leaving your thoughts.

Kay guys, until next time, this is Andrew, saying goodbye! Now to get some much needed rest...

**(Edit: 8/27/11): Thanks to redlox2 for pointing this out. Kirabi, Killer Bee, B, whatever you call him, is A's younger brother, not older. Actually, I'm pretty sure they aren't blood brothers, but in this fic let's say that they are.

A/N: Also, if anybody can recommend a good Japanese translator, I would very much like that. I have words I wish to translate into the sacred language of the Land of the Rising Sun, but when I get them, they come out in kanji or katakana, neither of which I can read. If anybody can help, please leave a review saying a good translator please.

A/N #2: Guys, review. I've seen stories that have the same amount of chapters as this one, but with triple the reviews. If you read the story, review and leave your thoughts. Not that hard. Click the button and say what you think.