A Tail of Tales
A Fairy Tail FanFic
By KillaVanilla
Disclaimer: No, I obviously don't own Fairy Tail. If I did you would have been charged money.
Current Pairing: Natsu X Lucy, if you don't like it, write your own fanfic!
Author's Note: You can skip the recap, It's nothing you don't already know if you read the first chapter :D
Chapter 2
A short recap: Natsu doesn't show up at the guild. Lucy searches for him, he's found sleeping under her bed. Lucy asks about his dream, he disappoints her with his answer. Gray loses his pants. Elfman [tries to] spies on Lucy and Mirajane for Natsu. A lot of blushing going on. And finally, Lucy seeks help from an expert.
"Erza!" Lucy shouted, waving at her from a safe distance.
"None for you!" Erza ran off, screaming like a psycho.
"Wait, I like my good health." Lucy was about to cry.
"It was a bad decision anyways. I'll bet she's never even had a boyfriend." She let out a sigh.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Erza was running rampant through the streets. "Requip" she changed into her Heaven's Wheel armor. "It's all mine!" Her voice sounded throughout Magnolia. "I don't want any of your cake!" The citizens cried as they ran. "I'm allergic to strawberries!" "Shut your mouth!" She stuffed more cake in her mouth. "I gotta hide this cake, but where? Circle Sword!" she Aimee circle sword attack at the roof to Lucy's house , causing an explosion. Strangely, nothing happened. "What kind of magic barrier is this?" Erza had a puzzling look on her face. "Requip!" she changed into her purgatory armor. "This means war!" She let out a battle cry and began attacking Lucy's house.
Meanwhile, it seems Lucy heard the explosion because she was heading that direction. "That's gotta be Erza..." she thought as she ran. When she arrives at the site of the explosion, she gasps. "Is that my house?" she thought as she gazed into the cloud of smoke. "Gate of the archer, I open thee. Sagittarius!" "As it were moshi moshi!" "Stop that red-headed woman." Sagittarius then shot an arrow at Erza, piercing her armor. She fell to the ground immediately.
"Gotta...hide...my...cakes..." Not only her armor but her spirit was broken as well.
"Requip!" She changed into her Black wing armor and jumped onto the roof.
"You can't have any!" She screamed, assuming Lucy was after her cakes.
"What can't I have?" Lucy thought. In response, Erza just roared viciously when suddenly, she felt pressure welling up below her. Naturally, she jumped to safety. A gigantic burst of flames came through the roof from inside the house.
"Why do people keep waking me up!" Natsu shouted from inside the now roofless house.
"Natsu?" Lucy ran to Natsu and gave him an uppercut, sending him flying.
"You destroyed my house!" She screamed.
"So. That's better than Cake-monger over here destroying it." Joked the red-headed boy.
"That's not funny!" She shouted as she kicked him in the ribs. Natsu said something under his breath and took off, leaving Lucy to face Erza alone.
"I don't want any of your cakes!" Lucy cried, realizing It was all Erza's fault.
"This means war!" Erza yelled as as she went after Natsu.
"Where do you think you're going!" Lucy shouted as she chased after Erza. Lucy paused and then shouted once more.
"You fat bum!" She called out. The cake-crazed monster was now angry, she turned to face Lucy. Her face was redder than her hair but, she wasn't blushing.
"What did you say?" She said calmly as she glared at her new target, completely forgetting about Natsu.
"You heard me, you stupid fatty!" Erza gasped. "Ha ha, what now fatty. Tired from all that food?" Lucy laughed as she mocked her.
"Requip!" Erza shouted as her armor changed to purgatory once more. And without hesitation, Erza roared as she charged at Lucy with full force. "Gate of the clock, I open thee! Horoglium!" Immediately, Lucy jumped for cover. She hid in her spirit under the pile of rubble that was once her house. "Come out!" Erza shouted as she neared. She began attacking the rubble "I'll find you and when I do, I'll force you to eat 1,000,000 strawberry cakes!' Lucy tried her best not to scream at the thought of being fat, but it wasn't enough. She screamed at the top of her lungs. But, Erza did not hear her due to Horoglium. "What have I gotten myself into," she thought, now realizing there was no way out. Erza's face turned red again. She had snapped out of her state of constant rage when she remembered, "I still gotta hide my cakes!" after hearing this, Lucy jumped for joy. "Owie, owie, owchies!" She started rubbing her head when she remembered she was inside of Horoglium. "Thanks Horoglium, you may leave now." she said, to ensure she didn't bump her head again. She closed the gate to Horoglium and scurried her way out of the rubble.
To her surprise, Erza did actually left. "Phew. She really is gonna get fat from eating all those cakes." she thought aloud. Lucy turned around to check for any witnesses. When she saw the rubble she remembered what it was. "My house!" She screamed as her very soul began to slip away. She was about to cry again, but she sucked it up when she saw a shirtless man running towards her.
"Lucy, wha-" Gray stopped talking and started crying when he realized he couldn't mooch off Lucy anymore.
"My hou- err I mean your house! What happened? Cried Gray. He was frozen stiff.
"What are you doing here? Nice cover by the way..." Lucy asked, confused.
"Who did this? Who did this? Whyyyyyyy?" Gray asked psychotically as he took his pants off.
"Natsu...Natsu did it..." She lied "And why'd you strip?"
"What...why? I thought you- He has to pay for this! Where is he?" Gray said, trying not to make Lucy's feelings even worse than they already are."
"What did you say, Gray?" Sounded a familiar voice.
"Nat-" Gray was suddenly interrupted when he got punched in the face, sending him flying.
To Be Continued