A/N: So tell me readers, how's life?
Chapter isn't beta'd as I'm still looking for a beta! Wanna be it? Just tell me XD!
Disclaimer: You really are an ignorant twat aren't you! First chapter mate! It's all there!
-The Black Chocobo: The Rewrite-
For as long as the humans could remember, they have always had use for chocobos. Weather it was for riding, an advantage for hunting or merely breeding go obtain a special breed of chocobo, they were always needed. It was a good thing that chocobos and humans had a close connecting to help each other. Especially if the human held greens to catch it.
But to be a chocobo was one hell of a job, even for so than the handler. The annoyance of being told when to fed, being told when to run and what direction to run in, and being cooped up in a pen. But the humans did protect the chocobos from monsters.
Ask Zack if you don't believe so, he had first hand experience.
Let's just say, it's good to be human.
Anyway, back to the story.
Zack stopped getting up and landed on his ass. He brought his hands up to his face and looked at them. Everything was the same. The little scars that he had gain throughout fights, battles, and wars were over his hands, legs and torso. Even the scar from the knife juggling accident was there.
But what he wanted to see was his face.
He turned his head and a sudden painful shock ran up his neck and Zack hissed in pain. Moving his arm to rub his neck felt like someone had put a couple of iron blocks on it. It wasn't that heavy a moment ago. Why was it so painful now? It didn't matter. What did though was what his face looked like.
Zack dragged his body towards the water basin and pulled him self to unsteady legs. Thank goodness his nipples or penis didn't get scrapped across the ground. That would of hurt more than duck tape put on a hairy leg and ripped off. Maybe.
The naked man looked down into the water basin…and gasped at the beauty of the reflection that it showed. His own face. His own freaking face! From the 'X' shaped scar, to the mako blue eyes, right down to his spiky hair!
He brought a hand up and touched his hair. Soft, smooth and spiky. Just the way he wanted it. Zack moved back down and sat on his butt.
"Wow." He whispered. Even though his voice sounded croaky, it was still the same. He got back up on his shaky legs. He needed clothes, and bad. No matter how fun it is to be naked, no one wanted the midnight air nipping at their…most sensitive parts. The only solution, he had to walk to the house and grab some clothes.
There was only one more thing to check. Bring his hands between his leg, he checked if the ancients decided to fiddle around with his important parts. Asshole…Penis…Two balls…and no vagina. Thank those blessed Cetra.
Zack wobbled to the pens gate and used to side of it for support. He slowly tried to open it, but it squeaked. Zack quickly looked back to see if it had awoken Noodle. Thankfully it didn't. He quickly yanked the thing lose and earned a soft dissatisfied wark come from the chocobo. Thankfully the gate was well oiled, as it didn't squeak when Zack opened it. Slowly walking out of the pen and closing the gate, Zack wobble unsteadily towards the barn doors. Thankfully these were well oiled too.
As soon as Zack walked outside, the wind had blown cool air across him. He lightly swore as he hugged himself and hobbled toward the house. He banged on the door.
"What in tarnations? Who bangs on this 'here door at bloody midnight?" Bill yelled inside. Zack snickered. Bill opened the door all dressed in his pajamas and holding a candle that was producing light around them.
Bill looked at Zack, then down at Zack penis. Zack swore he felt his eye twitch and slowly moved his arms down to cover his freezing penis. He knew that Bill was a pervert.
Chocobo Bill looked back up at Zack and without warning, let Zack walk in as he moved aside.
"Lemme get yer some clothes." Bill said softly and he closed the door. Zack walked towards the couch and sat down. He looked towards Bill as he rummaged through a cupboard and flung some clothes to Zack. He smelt them and lowered his eyes in concentration. 'Smells like…old, dusty, man.' He thought as he got up and dressed quickly. Even though Zack was comfortable with being naked, he didn't want to be naked for a long period of time in front of Bill. The old man started lighting a fire by a shooting a low leveled fire at the fire place successfully lighting it.
Zack quickly moved towards it and lifted his hands to warm them up.
"Thanks for that." Zack croaked out as he looked at the fire in appreciation. He couldn't believe he was thanking the man. Bill nodded.
"Tell me, how did yer get in der middle of no where wit' out clothin' at night time?" Bill wondered.
Zack just kept looking at the fire as he thought. He didn't feel like making up a story this time. "I don't really want to talk about it." He spoke softly. Bill grunted.
"Well I better put der stove on warm up some tea. Looks like yer need somethin' warm in yer belleh." Bill then hopped up and walked to der stove.
"Der the guest rooms down der for travellers that pass by. One of 'em are in use right now but yer can take der next one." The old man yawned as he pointed towards the hallway that had three doors on both sides and a door on he far end. The first door on the left was closed as the others where open. Zack looked at Bill and nodded.
After the water heated up, Bill handed Zack a cup of warm tea. Zack just nodded his head in thanks.
"Well I don't wanna drink anything now, so I'm gonna go ter bed. When yer done put yer cup in der sink and head on right ter bed." Bill yawned before taking his leave down another hallway and entering a door.
Zack sipped his drink as Bill closed his door. He looked into the warm fire, and then looked towards the guest rooms. Cloud was in the room behind the closed door. Maybe he could sneak in and surprise Cloud when the blond woke up. That thought was very temping. Join him in the warm, soft bed…maybe cuddle and steal a couple of kisses.
Zack stop thinking.
Why on Gaia would he ever think that? Sure his little buddy was adorable and cute and you just wanted to keep him as a pet kitty…no! Nonononono! He couldn't think inappropriate thoughts about his young friend! He had to stop thinking such thoughts.
But everyone had two different sides to them. A good and a bad. It was a shame that the good side of him sat in the corners of his brain, with a cup of brain tea, as it watched the devil inside of him tortured the whole.
"But think about it Zack…no don't think, imagine it. Just imagine Cloud holding your hand, touching you cheek and leaning in for a k…" Zack shook his head. Why was his brain going against him for? That wasn't cool!
"Just pull his top up, and look at that flawless beautiful skin and you place you lips on his nipple." He put his cup down and gripped his head.
"Maybe he will arch, maybe moan and groan your name too. And he will grip your hair as your move lower to his pe…" Zack's eye twitched.
"Stop it!"
"Why? I'm liking it, and I know you are too. How do I know all this you ask, cause I am you!"
"But I'm not liking it…" Zack mumbled to himself.
"Look down." Pity that he did. Zack moaned while moving a hand up to rub one eye that moved to his temple.
There, all pitched up in his pants was his glorious erection. Zack sighed, grabbed his tea and leaned back on the couch, trying to ignore his hard on. He sipped it.
How could his…what ever up there in his head…be so mean! He didn't have a thing for Cloud. Cloud was just Cloud…Sweet, innocent, soft Cloud…His cocked pulsed. Damn it!
Maybe he did have something for Cloud. Zack looked towards the closed door where it lead to the blond. Maybe get some reinsurance to know that Cloud was safe…yes…to see if Cloud was warm and safe in his bed. Drinking what was left in his cup, Zack got up and placed the cup in the sink before heading towards Cloud's room.
Walking quietly up to the door, Zack slowly opened it and looked in. There was Cloud's Buster like sword, the harness to it, and his clothes. Wait his clothes? Zack looked over to the bundle under the blankets. Cloud might be naked under those blankets. His cock twitched harder and he felt some droplets come.
Zack quickly removed his head and silently clothed the door. Damn it. He had it bad. He had it very bad for the blond in the bed.
Shaking his head, Zack headed for the room opposite to Cloud's as he hoped for some sleep and get his mind off his damned penis.
A dark landscape. Dark as the night sky. Oh so terribly dark, was gone as Cloud opened his eyes. As much as Cloud would like to see the darkness behind his eyelids had to offer, he needed to get up. He had a long day ahead of him. First thing first. He needed a shower, desperately. He lifted his arm and smelt his armpit. 'My god! What's worse? My armpit or Red's fart?' He quickly moved his head away from underarm. He got up, quickly put his clothes on and headed for the shower. He noticed that the door in front of his one was shut.
Once in the bathroom, he just as quickly rid his clothes from his body and turned the water on and hopped in. Ahh, blessed warm water. Cloud grabbed the soap and started to wash off all the sweat and grime from his body. He raked his blunt nails deep into his skin getting the entire lot of gunk out of his pores. Cloud then lathered himself in soap over and over so make sure he was clean.
As he was washing out the conditioner out of his hair, he heard three knocks on the door.
"Yer better hurry up. We gots another one 'ere that came in der middle if der night. He needs this 'ere bathroom, so don't yer go taking all der hot water, yer hear?" Bill yelled through the door.
"Yeah, I'm almost out anyway." When Cloud got no reply, he assumed the man walked away. Cloud turned the shower off and got out. In the mirror, he didn't look so dirty like before. Even his eyes looked a tad brighter.
Amazing what a simple shower can do to a person.
Cloud quickly dressed him self and opened the door and walked out. The steam from the shower followed him out. He walked into the kitchen and started to make himself some tea. He would rather coffee, but Bill rather tea, so that's what he had a full stock of.
Cloud turned around after his tea was done and walked towards the couch and too a seat. He took a sip and placed his mug down on the table. As he as leaning back, he heard the bathroom door slam shut, enough for him to jump. Turning around he saw that the other guest room door was opened and that the guest was probably the one in the bathroom. Cloud reached for his tea and took another sip.
The front door opened and Bill walked through.
"Okay, I got yer stuff hanging on der paddock fenced. As soon as der newcomer gits out, I open der barn. Chocobos are still sleepin'." Bill said.
"Well, I gots to wake up der kiddies now. You enjoy der tea now. It's some good stuff." Bill grunted as he moved to a hallway and walking through a good. Cloud felt a small smile on his face and took a nice long drink from his mug. He placed it back down on the table, leaned back, closed his eyes took a deep breath in.
The bathroom door slammed opened and Clouds eyes shot open. He looked around and saw a stranger with only his pants on, has he dried his hair.
Finding nothing interesting, Cloud moved back into his normal position and closed his eyes as he sipped his drink. The stranger moved and sat next to Cloud on the couch. The blond hair man smelt the smell of soap and cleanness with a hint of something familiar from when the man walked past him.
The ruffling stopped and it all went quiet. Cloud didn't open his eyes though. Not even when he felt an arm drape over his shoulders.
"Morning Cloud," and that is what made Cloud open his eyes. Those blue eyes connected to another pair of blue ones. Cloud gasped and Zack smiled.
"…Zack?" Cloud whispered in near disbelief. Zack was sitting there. Zack wasn't a Chocobo. Zack was topless, and he was RIPPED! Cloud giggled inwardly. Zack smirked.
"Hi Cloud," Zack kissed him on the cheek. Cloud blushed and inhaled deeply. Why did Zack just kiss him? And why was he blushing? It's not like he actually like Zack. He would never like his friend, which would be just plain silly and…gay. Cloud looked at Zack.
"…You human," Cloud had to state the obvious because, well, yesterday Zack was a chocobo. Something about this whole ordeal was just weird. Firstly your best friend dies in your arms years ago, then just when you get over their death they sudden get thrown back into your life, but as a chocobo. Soon after, he is human. What is the deal with that? Cloud just looked at Zack, eyes darting all over Zack's face.
"Yep, wanna know how, and well, how I'm back to life?" Zack asked. Cloud nodded, still looking at Zack.
"Well it all happen whe-," Bill chased out to children out of their room. They laughed as they ran out the door. Bill didn't follow.
"Damn kids. When yer ever look after yer grandkids, make sure there ain't dopes like 'em." Bill told both Zack and Cloud when Zack was slowly removing his arm from the blond mans shoulder. When he was doing that action, he softy raked his fingers along Cloud's neck, moved a bit in his hair, before slowing sliding off his shoulder. Cloud shivered at the light touch. Why did Zack do that for and why did it feel so…good, yet tingly? Cloud gave Zack a questioning look and Zack just smiled at his before turning his head to look at Bill. The old man was moving to make some tea. Cloud coughed lightly, straightening his back.
"So, who are ya? Yer pop up at night an' yer bloomin' naked." Bill turned around and gave Zack a critical eye.
"Umm, my name's Zack. And uhh, sorry about just appearing at your door naked, but I saw your farm, and it was cold, and well, uhh I came here, heh." Zack mumbled on his own words, as he looked straight at Bill.
Bill just nodded while stirring his tea.
"Well, where yer headed now, cause I sure ain't letting you stay here?" Bill told Zack as he sipped his drink.
"That's okay, 'cause Cloud is willing to let me stay at his house." Cloud shot to look at Zack but the black haired man wasn't looking back at him. When had he agree to this? That didn't matter though, Cloud would let him stay at his house, even if Cloud was pole dancing naked to an imaginary audience.
"Good," Bill turned to Cloud "so when are yer leavin'?"
Cloud got up and walked to the sink and placed his mug inside. He was about to was it but Bill laid a hand on him a shook his head no to worry. Cloud turned back around and looked up in thought.
"As soon as possible. I want to make it to Kalm before night falls." Cloud exclaimed as he leaned on a wall. Zack gave him a slight smile.
"Alright den, follow me." Bill put his tea down and walked out the door. Zack got up and headed for the door, and Cloud followed him. They stopped at the door because when Zack tried to exit, Cloud also had. Cloud pointed his hand to the door in a welcoming gesture. "You go first," Cloud said.
Zack also gesture to the door, "Oh no, you go first." Cloud felt one of Zack antics coming on, so he played along.
"I couldn't possibly Zack. I insist that you go first." Cloud bowed a bit as he continued to gesture at the door. Bill yelled for them to get out there and Cloud shot back up. He coughed lightly.
"So, umm, you can go first." Cloud tried to regain his stoic posture.
Zack narrowed his eyes. When Zack was in the lifestream, he seen Cloud doing this sort of posture, too much for his liking. He never used to do it when he was a mere cadet. Zack suddenly thought of something and smirked.
Walking up to Cloud, Zack bent over and picked Cloud up and placed him over his shoulder. Cloud yelped. Zack placed his hand over Clouds bum and patted it. Firm and soft. Cloud squirmed.
"You're not getting out of this one Cloudy-boy." Zack told Cloud as he pinched his backside earning another yelp from the man on his shoulder. Zack exited the door with a whining and wiggling Cloud in his arms.
"Why won't you let me down?" Cloud asks and he continued to wiggle.
"Because your bum is so soft." Zack poked his Clouds bum to prove his statement. Cloud glared. If Zack wanted to play it that way, Cloud could also play it that way. Cloud pulled his arm up and smacked hard on Zack's bum. The black hair man stopped and Cloud smirked. When Zack slowly turned his head towards Cloud with a gigantic smile on his face, Cloud's smirk slowly slid away.
"Are you suggesting something Cloud? Cause I would willingly help if you so need it." Zack perverted smile made Clouds eyes go wide and continue to try and wiggle his way out.
"WHAT DER HELL?" Bill voice roared across the farm. A few bird squarked and warked in response. Zack slowly let Cloud down on his feet before they ran towards the barn.
Bill was storming around Noodles pen, as the chocobo followed his moments with his head.
"Bill what's wrong?" Cloud asked when he stopped.
"That damn chocobo Onyx has gone again! He musta snuck out at night!" Bill yelled and Noodle flinched. Cloud looked at Zack. The black hair man just smiled.
"Well it doesn't matta," Bill scratched his beard, as he sighed before walking towards the two other man.
"Hmm, I'll find him again one day," Cloud looked at his shoes. Zack snorted and Bill just looked at them.
"Well bettah git back on der subject eh," Bill said, "Well you too can choose what chocobos you want." Zack moved towards Noodle cage and smiled. He remembered Noodle had grew up on the farm and was a breeding chocobo. Zack wondered if he has ever been ridden, if he hasn't then, well, Zack was going to make him.
"I want this one." Zack looked at Bill while pointing at Noodle. The bird coo'd. Bill nodded and opened the pen, taking Noodle out.
"What 'bout yer?" Bill looked at Cloud. Cloud 'hmm' d and walked around.
"I think this is gonna take a bit," Cloud stated
After walking pass a bunch of chicobos, who Zack decided to play with, and a fat…thing…Cloud had stopped in front of a cage where a curious chocobo followed his movements.
"How about this one?" Cloud asked. Zack walked over to him but stopped when he saw what chocobo he saw in the pen and his eyes widened.
"Uhh, are you sure Cloud?" Zack looked back at the chocobo unsure about Cloud's choice. Bill then walked up to them after patteding Floss.
"A great choice, I say! Flurry is a fast and capable choice if Zack chooses dis 'ere Noodle." Bill replied happily and patted Clouds back. Zack's eye twitched.
"Okay then. Flurry it is then." Cloud confirmed. Zack whimped inside and vowed to himself to protect Cloud his the frisky female decided to do anything to Cloud. Bill took Flurry and Noodle to get them ready for the long journey.
-The Black Chocobo: The Rewrite-
A/N: Yay! More chapters! So Cloud has chosen Flurry…what a scary situation that is!
So if there is any writers…or typers…that read my stories…have you noticed that our own little 'page breaks' have disappeared, so if mine has disappear, please tell me in the review! is always fucking with my stories.
And Chicobos are baby chocobos if you were confused.
Oh and I drew fan art for you guys! It's a 3000 hits gift!
http: /lady-yuna7 .deviantart .com /art / TBC-TR-Zack-Vs-Bill-162524778
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I lol'd when Cloud smacked Zacks butt and Zack smiled over. First thought came to my head was 'PEDOZACK!' XD! Also I was listening to 'I need a hero' by Bonnie Tyler and it reminded me of Zack for some reason lol.
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