Dear Taicho-chan,
Phah! As if that would ever work! I'm assuming if you are reading this I am several hours late for work and you have only now thought of looking on my desk. I know, I never use it, right? But I thought that you could use to have your brain stretched and I needed a change of place and blah blah blah. Anyway, the point is, I have hidden myself in a place where you will never, in a million years, find me! HAHAHAHA! I WILL NEVER DO PAPERWORK, NEVER!
Hidden forever,
Rangiku
P.S. If you want to reach me, place your message on the Seventh Squad message board, the one that no one ever uses, and I'll send you a reply!
P. P.S. XOXO