The three otakus sat up. When Dede saw Naruto, she got up and tackled him to the ground with a hug, screaming that she loved him. Saga and Jenny couldn't do anything but laugh. They got up as Sasuke, Kakashi, and Sakura walked up.
" Oh my Gaara!" Saga yelled and tackled Kakashi also screaming that she loved him.
" Well, since everyone else is doing it, why not?" Jenny said and tackled Sasuke and screaming that she lurved him.
" Get her off of me!" Sasuke yelled while trying to get free of Jenny's tight hug. The three otakus stopped screaming, but didn't get up, just smiled. After a five minute bear hug, they all got up. Saga and Dede got up, but didn't let go. Jenny couldn't help but laugh.
"This is exactly how I imagined this would be!" Jenny said giggling.
" What is?" Dede asked with a death hold on her Uzumaki.
" Meeting them! Garsh!" Jenny said mentally rolling her eyes.
" Yeah, this was awesome!" Saga and Dede yelled still holding on to Naruto and Kakashi for dear life.
" Ya know, you and Dede say he same thing a lot, Saga!" Jenny announced randomly.
" Yep Yep!" Saga and Dede said, still not letting go of Naruto or Kakashi. By this point they had given up on freedom and were just standing there.
" Saga, Dede?" Jenny asked.
"Hm?" They said more interested in Naruto and Kakashi.
" You should let go of Your Uzumaki and Your Kakashi Boy, their arms are turning colors." Jenny said while pointing to their arms, which were a light blueish color, " Here, let me see", she continued while taking Naruto's wrist and examining where Dede had her famous death grip and said, " It's going to bruise, you know"
" What? I'm so sorry My Uzuzmaki!" Dede yelled while hugging Naruto tightly.
" Can't...Breath..." Naruto gasped trying to breath.
" Oh my Gaara!" Dede yelled while letting go of Naruto, " I'm so sorry!"
" Sorry My Kakashi Boy!" Saga yelled not as loud as Dede, but still loud.
"Uh huh. Anyway, they need a place to stay." Kakashi said in he's usual bored tone.
The Otakus' faces lit up.
" I wanna stay with My Little Uchiha Boy!" Jenny screamed, while lightly hugging Sasuke, who didn't look to happy about the idea.
" I wanna stay with My Uzumaki!" Dede screamed, while giving a him a lighter hug.
" Oh! I wanna stay with My Kakashi Boy!" Saga screamed and hugged him, with her legs around his waist.
" Ok...so...we...know...where...their...staying..." Kakashi said trying to get Saga off.
" Whatever..." Sasuke said in his usual tone, with Jenny still hugging him.
" Yay! That means you lurv me! I lurv you the mostest My Little Uchiha Boy!" Jenny squealed, and hugged Sasuke tighter. Though, he did nothing but roll his eyes.
"NO! I DON'T WANT THIS CRAZY PERSON!" Naruto yelled, while trying to get out of Dede's death hug.
" Aw, true love, ain't it Saga?" Jenny said in a dreamy tone.
" Yeah, it sure is!" Saga said in the same tone.
" WHAT? NO! THIS IS NOT LOVE! Love, is when you can breath!" Naruto yelled, still struggling with Dede.
" What?" Dede yelled so shocked at her Uzumaki, she let him go, " You don't like me?" Dede was so hurt. Tears were forming in her eyes.
" Oh...! Just great! Here comes the waterworks!" Jenny said.
" Just great!" Saga echoed.
Saga and Jenny glanced at each other and walked over to Naruto and punched him in the face.
" Don't ever mess with Dede!" Jenny yelled at Naruto.
" And if you do, you'll be answering to us!" Saga finished.
" Yes ma'am!" Naruto squeaked like a mouse, officially scared of Jenny and Saga.
" Dede, it's ok! Don't cry, you can do so much better then him anyway!" Saga said, hugging Dede in a sisterly way.
" Yeah, Saga's right, it ok! Don't worry! He won't mess with you ever again!" Jenny said with her hand on Dede's shoulder.
" No, it's ok, you guys don't have to beat him up." Dede said wiping away her tears.
" You sure, cause you know I can." Jenny said in her cold Gaara-like voice, glaring at Naruto.
" No, really, don't hurt him...anymore then you have," Dede said glancing at the now hurt Naruto, " I know I'm annoying and I went way over board." she finished with a reassuring smile.
" Ok, but if he does..." Jenny started.
" Tell us and well, you get the point." Saga finished.
The three otakus got up, Dede walking in the middle. Jenny walked up to Kakashi.
" So, is Dede going to be staying with me and My Little Uchiha Boy?" Jenny asked curious where her friend was staying.
" No, she can stay with me, I mean, if she still wants to" Naruto chimed in, while looking away, feeling bad he made her so upset.
" Really?" Dede asked with stars in her eyes," I'm resisting a terrible urge to hug you!" she said while biting her bottom lip.
Naruto sighed and thought I'm gonna hate myself in the morning but... He held his arms out slightly, gesturing it was ok to hug him. Dede's eyes lit up, and she ran over to him and gave him a ...dare I say it, a normal hug! Not one of her death hugs, but a normal hug! Naruto was happy it wasn't one those bone crushing hugs, she had given him earlier. Saga and Jenny, being the friends and people, they are, Awed in the background. Naruto released Dede and she did a fan-girl squeal then ran over to Jenny and Saga, jumping up and down.
" Oh my Gaara oh my Gaara oh my Gaara! I got to hug My Uzumaki! And he let me! We must celebrate this day for the rest of our lives and after death!" Dede squealed, still jumping up and down. Saga and Jenny, being the friends they are, held Dede's hands and jumped up and down with her and squealed too, proving they were sportive.
"Ok, moment over." They said in unison, letting go and stopped jumping.
" Farewell, my fellow cookie steelers!" Saga said dramatically.
" Farewell!" Jenny and Dede said in unison, just as dramatic.
Then, without warning they all hugged, then let go and tackled their favorite characters. Sasuke and Naruto, were the ones yelling, but Kakashi, was silently clawing, I guess is the best word for it, he's way out of Saga's grip. Once again, it was a five-minute bear hug, but the three otaku enjoyed it. They all got up and the otaku apologized for the constant hugs.
" Ok, now that we're done with the hugs...for now," Jenny started," We can get settled in and explore, or something, what do you say girls?"
" We like it!" Dede and Saga said.
" Well, I don't! Sasuke doesn't even want you to stay with him!" Sakura said, finally entering the conversion," I mean look!"
" Shut it Sakura! I said I wanted girls' opinion, I'll ask for the guys' in a minute! Be patient!" Jenny snapped bitterly.
Sakura just scoffed off and left. The three otaku glanced at each other and burst into laughter.
"That was good..." Dede said with some final laughs.
" Yeah...we should have gotten it on tape!" Jenny said also finishing her laughter.
" Yep yep!" Saga said in her ever-cheery voice.
Then there was a long silence.
" WELL!" Jenny yelled sounding like Anko, " ARE WE GOING OR NOT?"
" Yes, now shut up, Anko!" Saga snapped, while walking over to Kakashi.
" Oh no you didn't! " Jenny said with an attitude and snapped.
" Oh yes I did!" Saga said and did the same thing.
Dede laughed, totally destroying their 'fight'. Jenny and Saga glanced at each other.
" Well, she's the idiot." Jenny said, shrugging and joined in the laughter.
" Yep yep." Saga said, also shrugging, and also joined the laughter.
Dede's laughter slowly faded, when she heard Saga and Jenny laughing too. Within seconds, only Jenny and Saga were laughing. They fell on the ground laughing, so hard. Then suddenly, they stopped laughing.
" Anyway, let's go...!" Jenny whined, while tugging on Sasuke's arm like a little kid. He just sighed and started walking, with Jenny clinging to his arm.
" Foamy out!" Jenny yelled to her friends.
Both Dede and Saga giggled, then Dede yelled randomly " MY UZUMAKI, LET US GO! COME ON!"
" Do I have to let her stay with me...?" Naruto whined.
" Yes, you do, for the last time" Kakashi said taking out his book...ewwww...
" YEAH, NOW LET US GO! COME ON MY UZUMAKI! GARDENS!" Dede screamed happily.
"Gardens?" Naruto asked.
" Yes gardens, Jenny has garsh and she doesn't like people using it, so I use gardens, " Dede explained. Having one of her 'smart moments' as she called them, " Now let us go!" that moment was over quick...
" Fine..." Naruto sighed , being half dragged by Dede.
"Their going to make a cute couple." Saga said looking in the direction Naruto and Dede just left.
" Who...?" Kakashi said glancing up from his book, interested. Though, really, he wanted to make fun of someone later on.
" Dede and Naruto, I mean, their both loud and annoying! THEY HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!" Saga yelled excited for her friend.
" What about Sasuke and Jenny?" Kakashi asked, giving the 12 year old his full attention. Truthfully, he just wanted to know if he could get on Sasuke's nerves.
" I don't know, after awhile he'll probably start to find her annoyance cute and funny, and start to like her...or something! I dunno!" Saga said, trying very hard to be logical and by now, she couldn't anymore.
" Maybe..." Kakashi said.
"Besides, Jenny really does, like him, she cried, when Sasuke got bit by Orochimaru and got the cursed se-" Saga stopped remembering that the chuunin exams hadn't happened yet.
"...?" Kakashi was only half paying attention but, the name 'Orochimaru' caught his attention, but didn't think much of it, and started walking away, with Saga trailing close behind.
They all had interesting walks home, but, let's start with Jenny
With Jenny
Sasuke was visibly twitched, with Jenny clinging to him. Now, everyone who really pays attention, they know, to get to Sasuke's house, you have to walk through town...not the best idea, for Sasuke with a girl clinging to his arm... They were chased some really mad fan-girls, for a good while, before Jenny got sick of it and took one of Sasuke's kunai.
" Can I borrow this?" Jenny ask, then through it at the fan-girls feet and said in her Gaara voice " Get lost, or I won't miss!"
The fan-girls looked scared and ran off. Jenny tried to look 'cool' and tried not to laugh, but that only worked for about a second, and she started laughing. Sasuke looked at Jenny like she was crazy, which she is.
"Dude, not even Dede is scared of kunai! And they are? That's just sad!" Jenny laughed.
"Ok then..." Sasuke said and started walking again.
"Isn't that sad Sasuke? " Jenny asked, not noticing he walked off, " Sasuke? SASUKE!" Jenny yelled, while running after him, " Garsh you down have to leave my behind" Jenny said sniffling and fake tears froming in her eyes.
" Whatever." Sasuke said totally ignoring her fake tears.
" Aw! You know you lurv me! And I lurv you too!" Jenny squealed and gave him a bear hug.
" Get off of me!" Sasuke said shoving her off.
"Yay! You lurv me!" Jenny said and clung to his arm.
" Whatever..." Sasuke said, though not shoving her off.
Jenny just smiled and glared at a couple fan-girls here and there. They finally reached his house.
With Dede
Dede was half dragging Naruto, when she suddenly stopped.
" My Uzumaki?" Dede asked.
" What?" Naruto replied.
" What do you think of Hinata?" Dede asked wondering what he thought.
" That was random" Naruto said.
" Thank you!" Dede said sweetly.
" She's ok, she's to quiet, though." Naruto said.
" Yes!" Dede whispered to herself, but said to Naruto " Ok, just wondering."
Then suddenly Dede hugged Naruto and screamed at the top of her lungs "Thank you My Uzumaki!"
" Your so weird!" Naruto said while trying to get Dede off.
" I KNOW AND YOUR CUTE!" Dede screamed still not letting go.
" Girls are so weird..." Naruto mumbled, while trying to walk.
" What My Uzumaki?" Dede asked
" Nothing, De..." Naruto said.
" OH MY GAARA!" Dede screamed, putting her hands on her cheeks.
" What?" Naruto yelled, surprised at the girl's sudden outbrust.
" You called me De!" Dede squealed happily.
" Is that all?" Naruto asked, he could have swore that girl got more annoying.
" Yes! I can't believe it! You gave me a nickname!" Dede squealed.
" Weird..." Naruto said leaving the blushing 12 year old behind.
"My Uzumaki! I loov you! " Dede squealed and clung to his arm and they FINALLY reached Naruto's house.
With Saga
" Hey My Kakashi boy?" Saga asked.
" Hm...?" Kakashi said reading his book.
" I love you!" Saga screamed and hugged him.
" Could you let go...?" Kakashi said not looking up from his book.
" No..." Saga said happily.
" Fine..." Kakashi said in his bored tone.
" Man, your no fun..." Saga whined and hugged him tighter as they walked to Kakashi's house. Isn't there something criminal about that?