Announcement:
This is a general message to all the inhabitants of the Soul Society, to be placed throughout. This particular flyer pertains to any Shinigami that is a seated officer, though unseated officers may take note.
MISSING: ONE INFURIATING LIEUTENANT
GENDER: FEMALE
DESCRIPTION: 5'8'', REDDISH BLONDE HAIR, CURVY FIGURE, BOOBS THE SIZE OF SMALL COUNTRIES
REWARD FOR CAPTURE AND RETRIEVAL: ENOUGH MONEY TO KEEP YOU IN A BAR FOR THE NEXT MONTH
RETURN TO: CAPTAIN HITSYGAYA, SQUAD TEN
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT CAPTURE UNLESS YOU ARE A LIEUTENANT OR ABOVE. SUBJECT IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS, WITH A TENDENCY TO SMOTHER MEN TO DEATH WITH HER KNOCKERS. ALL ATTEMPTS AT RESTRAINT AND CAPTURE ARE AT YOUR OWN RISK. I WILL NOT PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Signed,
Toushiro Hitsugaya, Captain of Squad Ten
To be posted on all notice boards.