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Rating: PG-13

Author Notes: This is the only story that I have ideas on, mostly because it's full of random crap. But anyway, thank you to all those who are reading this right now. You rawk my sawk. o o; Heehee. XD I'm gonna pick on you people who've reviewed, because I luff you all. X3 I don't mean to offend you, though, and I hope I don't!

And YES! Thanks a lot to you, x fever x. Doesn't it annoy you like hell when you do something wrong and people go "OHMIGAWD, YOUSAIDABADWORD!111ONE!" I mean, really! I said "shit" today, and my classmate was like "GAAASSP!" Well, they should be quiet, because they say more bad words than I do.

Odd, really. Anyway, on to the fic!

What's in a Fan Fic

So, Two-Bit went on with looking at all of the "fan fiction", as they were called. "Where're the ones 'bout me, huh?" he asked aloud. There were already like, a billion about Dally, and a ton about Soda . . . or a sister of Soda whom he's never heard from.

"'From the Day I Saw You,'" Two-Bit read, "'Just my view on how Johnnycakes and Dal met' . . . Wait, how did we meet, again?" he scrolled down the screen a little bit more, "Who's Traci?"

There seemed to be a million people that he'd never heard of before and a ton of incidents he couldn't recall . . . and a weird thing called "slash". He just didn't get it. Who were these people and how did they know something that he didn't?

"What's this . . .?"

"What's what?"

Two-Bit spun around. It was Kair, the kid who he considered was some kind of computer nerd. 'Oh, no!' he thought, 'I'd better not show this to her!' Two-Bit put the screen down, almost closing it all the way, while Kair just cocked a brow at him. 'Wait . . . what if she has . . . X-ray vision?'

"D'you have X-ray vision!" he blurted out.

"No . . . why?"

"Um . . ." Two-Bit looked at her glasses. "Just wondering?"

"Right . . ." and with that, she turned around and walked off.

Two-Bit let out a sigh of relief. "That was a close one!"

'X-ray vision? Are you kidding me? I can barely see without my glasses as it is!' as I walked out, I resisted the urge to go back in and ask him what he was looking at. I also hoped with all my heart that it wasn't illegal porn that we had to pay for. But I guess going to jail wasn't so bad to these guys. I remember the first time Dally got in jail here . . .

"What the fuck's a DUI?"

"Driving Under the Influence."

"Under the what?"

Yeah. It wasn't pretty. I told him that that one shot had 55 percent alcohol (otherwise known as 110 proof)! But nooo . . . he says that he took it before! And under state of law, I told him, that he couldn't have more than a shot of liquor to drive. He had two, which added up to . . . oh, forget it. It didn't really matter, because he threw it all up on the policeman's new shoes. Ouch.

But hell, I was scared out of my wit. Dally had pressed the pedal to the floor, and then his hands slipped off the wheel 'cause he was so damn drunk! That was so scary that I thought I was going to go in my pants.

I was actually half glad that the policeman stopped him. I didn't know what I would've done if he hadn't.

Anyway, that was just one incident. And it really sucks, because Dally dragged me into every one. The thing is that he ignores me when something (legally) interesting happens, but shoves me in when something illegal happens. Why? Oh, yes . . . I remember the time I asked him.

"Why're you so mean to me?"

"Because you're a ditz."

"Oh."

Yeah, that went well. Actually, smoother than I thought it would . . .

And I wondered when I was going to be able to use my computer again.

"I still don't know what slash is . . ." Two-Bit sighed again, looking back up at the computer screen. "'This Lullaby' . . . Wait, there's a girl band in Tulsa? How come I've never seen 'em 'fore?" he continued browsing around. "'On the Way to Heaven?' Oh, no! Ponyboy's dying? Whhhy?"

"I ain't dyin'!"

"Huh?" the 18 year old spun around in his chair, almost falling out. "Ponyboy! You're alive and not on the way to heaven!" he practically tackled him to the ground, which looked . . . pretty wrong.

"Get off'a me, Two-Bit, people might think that—"

"What're you guys doing . . . on the floor with Two-Bit on top of . . . Okay, is there somethin' I missed?" Dally stood at the doorway, grinning.

Two-Bit jumped up. "Well, yeah, there's a lot you've missed, because I've missed a lot!"

Dally gave him a confused look. "Are you—"

"No, he's not," Ponyboy blurted out. "He just thought I was dying!"

"Right," Dally replied sarcastically.

"No, really!" Two-Bit pointed at the computer. "I thought he was 'On the Way to Heaven'!"

"What the fuck is this?"

"Fanfiction . . ."

Andthat's how the end of the beginning went . . .

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Author Notes: Heh. Hope you liked it. XD I tried to put in something that all of you people have heard of . . . I was looking at your bios and stuff. X3 And NO, I'm not stalking you . . . or am I? Bwahahah.

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