Disclaimer: I don't own it.

Rating: T (for lots of cursing. XD)

Author Notes: Holey crap. 40 reviews. O o; Anyway, Sabrina-Curtis is very right. In fact, after reading her stories, I decided to start writing Outsiders fiction. So, you should thank her if you actually like my stories . . .

Well, I'm so sorry! -whacks self on head continuously- Bad Kair! I'm trying not to do the whole repetitiveness, but I originally wrote this story to get me off writer's block. O o; I seriously had no intention on continuing it. So, I really have no idea why so many people are reviewing it.

Rina, if you wish, I can remove this fic off the site.

But for now, you people can read on. I'll try not to disappoint you. I don't have any ideas, and I don't think I'm a very funny person. O o;

What's in a Fan Fic

"Hey, whoever's shit this is, they have a lot of review things," Dally observed, looking around the fanfiction site. "And what the fuck? An 'Outsiders' quiz?"

'Outsiders quiz? Man, I'm dead,' Kair thought, her back to the wall near the room. 'I need to distract them somehow . . .' the absent-minded girl began to think, but her brain started to hurt, so she stopped for a moment.

"What is slash!" Steve blurted out. "You think someone'd say what it actually is by now!"

"And what's up with all these stupid things popping up all of the sudden!"

Then, as if Dally had willed it, another box had popped up in the middle of the screen. "You put the lime in the Coke, you nut, and drink it all up! You put the lime in the Coke you nut, and—" The arrow button went to the 'x' on the right side of that box, and the guy putting a lime into a bottle of Coke was gone.

"What has this world come to?" Soda joked, shaking his head. There obviously were now more than one flavors of Coke.

"Okay, what'm I gonna do?" Kair muttered to herself outside. "Jump off the stairs? No, they wouldn't give a damn. Break something? No, they wouldn't care for that, either . . . hm . . ." the 13 year old stared at the wall in front of her, listening to the voices inside her room. It was her room, yet she couldn't go in it, or, rather, wouldn't dare to go in.

"Hey, what does review mean?" she heard Two-Bit say.

"Crap." Muttering something else under her breath, Kair got up, desperately trying to think of something. The only thing that came to mind was to barge in. It was her room, after all, but Dally was in there . . . he'd rip her to Kibbles and Bits! Oh, well. It wasn't like anyone'd care, anyway. And she did have insurance . . . right?

Shrugging it off, Kair tried to kick open the door, only to find that it was locked. "SH—!" there was a really loud cracking noise from her ankle, and then she fell over. The 13 year old put her hand over her mouth, gritting her teeth. Well, that certainly got their attention. 'I am in deep shit,' she thought, as the door opened.

"What the fuck was that?" Great. It was Dally.

"Uh . . . I . . . wanted to see how sturdy my door was!" What a stupid answer.

Dally thought so, too. "What the fuck is your problem?"

"Everything."

"Stop being such a smart-ass. I heard something crack."

"Not like you care."

The greaser thought for a moment. "You're right. Bye!" Dally looked like he was about to close the door.

"W-wait . . . !"

"What?"

"Uh . . ." Kair blinked. 'What am I gonna say now? This is just the break I needed!' she was going to grin, but the pain in her ankle made her wince. 'Er, not this break, but . . . Oh, whatever!' Managing to get up, the 13 year old tried her best to look Dally in the eye. 'Okay, after this, just run. I think think/hope the others will follow.' "Uh . . . I love you!"

"What the fuck!"

'Okay, run!' she thought, and for once, her plan worked. Kair began to run/limp towards the stairs. To make things a little easier, she slid down the stair rail (without actually falling, which seemed to be a miracle).

"Hey, get back here you little bitch!"

All Kair could do was run for that moment. She didn't know, but it would get even more complicated in a while . . .

Author Notes: I hope you liked this chapter! That was all I could think of to say. –shrug- Wouldn't you? XD Anyway, yeah . . . maybe I'll update or not. I still have writer's block. x x; If I update at all, I'll probably be writing one-shots. Yeah.

Anyway, I guess you could review now . . .