Disclaimer: I don't own it. Any of it.

Rating: T

Author Notes: Holy crap, I haven't updated this in like, forever. But I keep on getting these reviews like, "Update soon!" I'm glad I haven't gotten any threats to hurry up yet. –sweatdrop- I hope I don't get any . . .

Anyway, Lauren helped me a lot with this chapter. But before we start, I think Two-Bit has something to say.

Two-Bit: I do?

Yes.

Two-Bit: What?

Does strangling you jot your memory?

Two-Bit: Not really . . .

-cough Sirius-Black-SFan cough-

Two-Bit: O-oh, yeah. Uh, your 'love' ain't a dork . . .

There we go.

Two-Bit: -mutter- Yeah, right . . .

What was that? Anyway, on to the fic!

What's in a Fan Fic

After the whole Harry Potter thing died down, Kair slowly got up and crept towards the door. It seemed like it was her big break! It wasn't like she didn't want to be in a room full of good-looking greasers, it was the fact that she was in a room full of good-looking greasers that were very capable of hurting her.

Slowly, the 13-year old crept towards the door . . .

"What the hell?"

There was a loud ringing-like noise from the computer, and there was a new big, blue window. At the top, it said, "Maturityisoverrated – Instant Message". And in this big white box was something that said, "Lauren: BOO!"

Kair cursed silently under her breath.

Two-Bit cocked a brow and read the screen. "'What seems to be the problem here? Hmmm?' HOLY SHIT, KAIR'S FRIENDS WITH A COP!"

The whole gang turned to Kair, who gulped. "W-what are you talking about?"

"I bet she ratted us out already!"

'What a great time to quote a guy from 'Crash',' Kair thought, glancing around. "That's not a cop. And plus . . . Lauren's a girl."

The gang seemed to be considering this for a while. "Is she a hot cop?" Two-Bit blurted out.

"I told you, she's not a cop!"

". . . Right."

The 13 year old twitched. "Yes, I am right." Just then, the door behind her flew open, causing the girl to scream and fall forward.

Ponyboy and Johnny glanced around. "Uh, what did we miss . . .?" Soda started filling Johnny in on the action, while Two-Bit turned back to the message.

The 18-and-a-half year old grinned smugly as he typed in, "hey baby" into the message box, and then clicked "send". It seemed he was starting to get the hang of this. "Get away from there!" Kair ran towards him, trying to push him off the seat. But unfortunately, he 'successfully' sent, "How ardhflkajhgkh".

"Ahuohdfoiadhnfin to you too!" was the reply.

"I like this chick!" Two-Bit laughed.

"Stop it, Two-Bit!"

"No!" Two-Bit stuck his tongue out, easily flailing Kair onto the ground.

Johnny cocked his head to one side. "What's slash?" Once again, Kair was struck right in the forehead with that question. Why wouldn't they just drop the whole subject?

"Um."

"I just wanna know," he told her, and she practically died on the inside. Here were the whole Outsiders cast (other than Darry)! Asking her a question! She would've been fine with any other question, but why, oh, why, did it have to involve them being paired with each other?

Dally cracked his knuckles. "Yeah, just spill it!"

Kair let out a sigh. They'd have to find out sometime! "Okay, slash is—"

WHAM!

"Hey, everyone! What'd I miss?" Darry glanced around, and then saw a girl lying face-down on the floor before him. Obviously, he didn't know his own strength, and obviously, Kair had been too close to the door at the time.

Everyone twitched, looking up at Darry.

". . . What?"

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No, just kidding!

Author Notes: That ending was abrupt. Sorry 'bout that. But since I'm evil, I'll make you wait for the next chapter. Bwahaha.