The gray pegasus shook her head. She'd known about magic, and this Doctor had fixed her voice and all, but this was just plain weird, completely impossible! She fixed this so-called Doctor with a gaze, x-ray inspecting every inch of him.

"I know that look," the Doctor said with a smirk. "It's completely true. I can travel through time and space in this box." Her slack-jawed gaze, however, seemed to merely amuse him.

"It's true! This is my Tardis, my time-and-space ship!"

"And you are seven hundred-"

"And six years old, yes. Still young for a Time Lord." He interrupted.

"But that's impossible for a pony, only the Princesses can live that long, and you don't look like one to me!" Ditzy exclaimed.

The Doctor laughed, but his face grew stony an instant later, deep in thought. "Ah-ha! But I'm not a pony! Well, I wasn't before today. Well, I was this one time, chasing a flaming lizard, that was a messy day. Never mind. I wasn't a pony." He shot out quickly.

Ditzy fixed him with yet another odd look, which thankfully seemed to derail his growing rant.

"How about this?" He began again, "Why don't I just give you a demonstration, hm?" Confused as she was, Ditzy nodded eagerly. The Doctor laughed and began excitedly hopping around the column in the center of this Tardis, flipping switches and pulling knobs everywhere. The room itself gave a sudden shudder and she could hear a strange sort of whirring noise, keeping time with a pendulum-like thing bobbing up and down the column. The bobby thing mesmerized her, so much so that she jumped when she heard the Doctor's voice behind her, wings flaring up and beating him in the face.

Sneezing out a feather or two, the Doctor shook his head clear, and began again. "So, Derpy- not Ditzy- Derpy?- It was Ditzy, right? Oh what was your name again?" He asked her.

She couldn't help but let a small grin appear on her face. It was kind of cute how he messed up her name. "I was born Bright Eyes, but the ponies here have nicknamed me Ditzy Doo and Derpy Hooves."

The Doctor frowned. "That's not very polite, is it? Making fun of someon- somepony with a disorder?"

"They're not mean ponies. To be honest, I like Ditzy. But most call me Derpy." She shrugged. All three names suited her. In fact, she preferred Ditzy and Derpy to her birthname, she felt it was too girly for her. Ditzy sounds way cooler.

"Bright Eyes." The Doctor repeated. "What a beautiful name. Translates easily as well, mind if I call you that, or would you rather I just use it for diplomats and fancy schmancey stuff?"

Derpy aka Ditzy aka Bright Eyes shrugged. Well, I guess it's kinda pretty she said to herself. "I prefer Ditzy, but you can call me whatever works best." She said.

"Now, where was I?" said Whooves. "Ah, yes! Bright Eyes, where in the whole of time and space would you like to go? Anywhere in the entire universe, minus where you've already been, I can't allow you to go back in time to fix a mistake, plus, who wants to be somewhere twice, boring!"

Ditzy put a hoof to her chin in thought. It was a short while before she replied. "Where are YOU from? I'd like to go there, Doctor."

The Doctor shook his head. "No-can-do. I can't take you to Gallifrey now."

"Gallopfrey?" Ditzy repeated. "Why not?"

"Well, why would you want to go to my home, it's boring. Nothing but red grass and gray skies." He explained, but he seemed to be avoiding something else. But at this point, unless he could show her a giant muffin in space, she had no clue where.

"I don't know" She said simply. The Doctor only grinned. "Neither do I, let's set it to random and see where it takes us, eh?" He spoke form the control panel at the column. He was throwing switches and pulling levers and pressing buttons all over the place, none of them seemed to have any reasonable pattern to them. Nonetheless, the phone box shook again, and this time, Ditzy felt she was moving forward. And spinning. She hated spinning. She could already feel herself beginning to grow green. To her further dismay, the box began to tilt as well!

Thankfully, it was not long before the most terrifying rollercoaster of her life halted suddenly. The only thing left spinning was Ditzy's head, and she could hear nothing above the ringing in her ears, the whirring had stopped, as had the pendulum-thing. Once she found herself to be able to stand normally, she turned to the Doctor.

"Where are we?"

The Doctor shrugged, and with a manic smile, replied, "Don't know, let's find out!" before racing towards the door. But Ditzy spoke up a second before he pushed it open.

"But what if there are bad things out there, like rhinos or elephants? What if we can't breathe?"

"This thing can hold off cybermen and Daleks. At the same time. So nothing is getting in or out of here besides me and you. And there's an air bubble around the Tardis. If we want to go further, I have space suits in the closet." He replied, pushing open the door. Derpy still wasn't convinced, but she cantered over to him and looked out over his shoulder, a gasp escaping her.