Hey everyone

Hey everyone! I was checking my stats and I have like, 71 people wanting this story to be updated. So I thought 'Hey, why not update?' so I hope you all like this.

This chapter is dedicated to Lena-Chan because she has a crappy social studies class.

Don't own D.Gray-Man. There would be a lot of bondage in it.

Kanda and Allen were getting off the train, one of the engineers was hauling Michael's ass off at a different location. Which was a good thing too, because Kanda felt like he was on the edge of a mental break down. When he had returned from the bathroom, he had forgotten to knock, he just tried to open the door, which had caused Allen to go into a panic and presume that Michael was there again. He had started screaming "Kanda help me, the rapist is back!" while hiding in the corner. When Kanda called to him from the other side Allen would yell back that a rapist was in the hallway. Overall it had taken fifteen minutes for Kanda to get back in the room.

And it took fifteen minutes because he had to pretend to find Michael and re-beat the shit out of him.

"Kanda?" Allen asked.

"Yes, Moyashi," Kanda said slowly, wishing for some tea.

"Thank you for saving me again. I know you said you'd leave me for dead before, but I'm glad you didn't go back on your promise."

"Che, only weak men go back on their promises."

"Thank you Kanda," Allen said again smiling while wrapping his hands around Kanda's waist.

"Awww, if I didn't know you guys were acting I'd say you really love each other," said an unknown female voice.

"Who are you and what are you talking about?" Kanda asked. Remember that Allen couldn't fight; he pushed the younger behind him.

"Don't get all freaky possessive on me or something. Name's Kimiko. I'm your new Finder. Try not to fall in love with me. As for what I'm talking about, you guys totally look like the real deal. He's hanging off your arm like some love sick newlywed. You're making sure no one touches him. It's so cool how you guys are getting into part in front of this many people."

"Actually," Allen began. "We're not acting. I'm-"

"OH MY GOODNESS! YOU MEAN YOU TOO ARE ACTUALLY IN LOVE!" Kimiko screamed.

"No, I was going to say that he actually did save me. From a rapist," Allen said finishing his explanation, hiding behind Kanda a little more.

"Answer me now," Kanda said feeling his headache growing. "Are you going to be one of those girls who asks us if we have sex all the time or who's seme or if we're hiding something? Because if you are, I'm going to kill you know."

"What's a seme?" Allen asked cutely.

"You mean you don't know?" Kimiko asked shocked.

"No, I don't. Can you tell me?"

"I bet you don't even know what an uke is either. What a shame," she said shaking her head. "Well you see, White Hair-Chan, when a man and another man love each other a lot, and want to express it physically they-"

"ENOUGH!" Kanda said cutting her off. "Moyashi, you do NOT need to know what the words 'uke' and 'seme' mean. Got it?"

"Y-yes," Allen stuttered. Now he really wanted to know what the words meant.

"Moyashi, is that what your name is White Hair-Chan?" Kimiko asked.

"No, my name is Allen."

"But then why does Black Hair-Kun call you that?"

"I don't know, and why am I Chan while he's Kun?"

"Because you're the one in the dress, Moyashi-Chan," Kanda said in a mockery tone.

"Mou, Kanda's being mean to me," Allen said pouting.

"Oh yes, I can tell. He is most defiantly the uke," Kimiko said.

"What does that mean?" Allen asked again.

"No," Kanda said.

"You have ten seconds to tell me."

"Or what? You're going to get a dictionary? Good luck, the words aren't even in there.

"10."

"Seriously, what could you do to me? I'm the one protecting you. The person being protected can't hurt the protector. It's like an unwritten rule."

"9."

"I'm not going to tell you."

"8."

"We're going to be late if you keep this up Moyashi."

"7."

"Moyashi we are leaving now."

"6."

"You're making me mad."

"5."

"You're really starting to piss me off."

"4."

"If I get angry enough I'll make sure you can't eat any desserts at all during our trip."

"3."

"You will get no where with this idea."

"2."

"Lavi thought you this, didn't he?"

"1."

"Now you're done, feel better?"

"0." Allen sucked a deep breath and held it. He would get his way even if he had to turn blue.

"Oi, Moyashi, breathe," Kanda said.

Allen shook his head 'no'.

"Moyashi, Allen, your turning blue. BREATHE! I EVEN USED YOUR GOD DAMN NAME!"

Allen gave Kanda a look that clearly said he wasn't going to stop until he knew what he wanted to know. This left Kanda with two choices. The first one was to simply tell Allen what the words meant. The second one was to let him die. Because it would be really stupid for his partner to die before they even got there he decided to just tell him.

"Fine, I'll tell you."

"Really?" Allen asked breathing again. "Good, cause I was feeling really light headed there for a minute."

"Yes, now then, Seme is the dominate one in a gay relationship, and the Uke is the submissive," Kanda said. He was slightly ashamed he had to admit to knowing what they meant. But he had been at the Order when Linalee went through her yaoi faze.

"But…she said…I was the…uke," Allen said pointing to Kimiko. "Why would you say something like that? That someone is always going to top me?"

"Moyashi, someone almost topped you in the train," Kanda pointed out. It didn't matter though, Allen was already in hysterics.

"What about him?" Allen asked Kimiko pointing to Kanda. "He looks like a girl too! Shouldn't he be an uke?"

"No, he's taller than you, and he's older. He could only be topped by someone older and taller, unless he finds himself a natural born seme. But there very rare."

"So I'm doomed to be bottom?" Allen asked in defeat.

"Well, if you're gay you are. Are you gay Allen?" Kimiko asked.

"I don't know."

"We could test to see if you are gay or not," Kimiko suggested.

"Really? How do you do that?" Allen asked.

"First, you sleep with Kanda, and then you sleep with me. If you liked how Kanda shoved his dick up your ass until you cum, then you're gay, if you prefer having sex with me, then your straight," she said.

"Why is the sex always more descriptive when it involves me?" Kanda asked.

"Other people have hinted it?" Kimiko asked. "So I'm not the only one."

"Don't you have a job as a Finder to do right now? Or did we accidentally meet up with the wrong person? Because I have no problem killing you if you came here with the intention of prying into my life," Kanda said slowly pulling Mugen out.

"No, no, I'm defiantly the Finder. If you follow me I'll show you to the carriage," the girl said getting more professional when Kanda's killing intent made itself know.

"Good, now come on Moyashi, you know what you wanted to know," Kanda said taking Allen's hand. The poor boy was so stunned from being told he would always be on bottom in any sexual relationship. He hadn't clued in on the fact that it would only be that way if he was gay.

Eventually they managed to get into the carriage and on their way. Allen was still stressed from the bomb dropped on him by the people in the cabin.

"So," he said. "There's no way I'll ever be on top?"

"No, you can be on top if the rules apply to you," Kimiko said.

"There are rules!" Allen asked shocked. Kanda mentally sighed. He (unfortunately) knew all of this already.

"Yes," the Finder said. "The Seme is usually the oldest and the tallest."

"What if I was older than the Seme, but he was taller?" Allen asked.

"Then chances are your going to be uke. There aren't a lot of people who want to be dominated by a short person. Sorry Uke-Chan."

"Somehow my nicknames keep getting more and more degraded," Allen muttered under his breath. First Moyashi, then Moyashi-Chan, now Uke-Chan. What next? Allen-no-penis?

"Well boy and… boy dressing like girl. We're almost here. Remember to be on your best behavior. And remember, always use protection!" Kimiko said before dodging Kanda's sword.

And that is the end of the fourth chapter. Yes, I stole the Allen-no-penis from Sai. Although I really hate the 'p' word, it just makes me feel gross. Anyways please review.

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