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It had been ten minutes since Jack sparrow had ventured into Hershel's bathroom and a foul smell was filling the house, this gas was so disgusting Hershel was nearly fainting. Jack came out of the bathroom
"What?" he said "When nature calls I got to answer"
Hershel, now wobbling, took out his sword and began swinging it. Suddenly jack's face scrunched up and he walked back to the bathroom.
"NO!" Hershel shouted", "I surrender, just don't use the bathroom again!"
"Calm down luv, I have a bag of dead rats in there; you really think a human can produce a stink like that?"
Suddenly an even worse smell came as a stinky old man came through the door, well he tried but this man was a giant and the door was only just big enough to fit Hershel and his hat .
"Why hello there" the giant said with a grin hard not to love, "Why my name is Hagrid"
"I don't know why your name's Hagrid luv" Jack proclaimed not familiar with Hagrid's term of speech.
"Oh for flip sake! Why is there a giant and pirate in my house!" Hershel screamed in a harsh tone.
"Somebody got out of the wrong side of his posh little bed this morning!" Jack sniggered
The professor sat down and sighed he wished Luke was here, he knew Luke couldn't visit every day but Flora had ran away with Clive after Dimitri dumped her (whole other story) so nobody was here to help him.
"I be here to find that potter fella, he helped me last time and –"Jack was cut off.
"I'm looking for him too" Hagrid spoke, "apparently voldemorts cousin kidnapped him and is keeping him in a giant prison!"
"Ok, Ok stop!" Hershel continued "So you both travelled through time I'm guessing", they both nodded "To get my help to retrieve Harry Potter", they nodded again "Well yes I will help you but on one condition , I need help and I know just who to get it from" , Hershel picked up the phone. It started ringing but he couldn't really hear because Jack was asking Hagrid what a cell phone was. Then he heard a voice.
"Hello this is Hermione Granger speaking …"
More to come ,
Boo x