Title: Matters of the Universe: Coitus Interruptus (Part 14 of 15)
Author: Trista Groulx aka dustytiger
Rating: T (same as the show to be safe)
Disclaimer: I still do not own CM, it's a pitty really, it belongs to many people, writers, directors, actors, actresses, creators, network types none of whom are me. I also do not own the quotes at the beginning. They belong to the people who wrote and preform them, and likely SOCAN as well.
Summary: Reid and Prentiss meet in a bar one night before she joins the team, but things don't go how she plans. What happens when they have to work together?
Notes: The prompt for this one was "They almost sleep together but, get interrupted" I went in a very different direction from my co conspirator Fanatical Writer, don't believe me, read "Wing Man" Thank you for all the support it was much needed, there has been much stress in my life this past week and knowing there would be kind words in my inbox has helped more than you know.

"I just want your dirty little mind and your dirty little mouth, I'm not the kind of boy to kiss and tell, But the things I'd like to do with you, I really do well" – j Englishman (Abused)

Derek Morgan had been surprised when his best friend had shown up on his doorstep. It wasn't odd for her to show up out of the blue, but normally she didn't have her laptop. She pushed her way inside and started tapping on the keys frantically. Morgan watched her not sure what to say, but hoping she would explain herself soon. He had known her a long time and knew better then to start asking her a million questions and upsetting her, but it was hard not to when he had no idea what was going on.

"This doesn't make sense Derek," Garcia sighed, looking at the screen in front of her.

"What doesn't?" Morgan asked. "Baby Girl full sentences, I can't read your beautiful mind."

"Emily going on a wild Vegas weekend all on her lonesome, I mean honestly think about that a second. Yeah, strange right? Who goes off by herself for a weekend of gambling and debauchery when she has like four people who would join her? So I started to do some digging and that's when things started to get strange."

"Nothing illegal I hope."

"No more illegal than my usual online activities," she assured him. "Now onto the strange, and I'm not going all stalkerey here. I look at these things because I worry about you and I love all of you I always check out the hotels you stay at when you go away."

"That is a little strange Sweetheart, but I guess if you're doing it for the right reasons that's okay."

"I didn't get to strange part silly boy. It's not strange to care about your family. It's not like I go and hack security feed or install hidden cameras to see what you get up to when the door closes. I just like to know where you are in case something happens."

"Okay, fine, I understand, so what did you find that's strange?"

"First I found that Reid is staying in the honeymoon suite during his stay in Sin City and then I found out that EP isn't using her room."

"What are you talking about woman? There are probably hundreds of Spencer Reids running around out there, and if you don't stalk how do you know Emily isn't using her room?"

"That's what I thought, but there's only one Doctor Spencer Reid staying in Las Vegas this weekend and he is with a Missus which means it's not just the only room available. Which doesn't make sense cause there are lots of vacancies at the hotel he usually stays at which is the closest to his mom. I know that Emily isn't using her room because I called the hotel cause JJ and I were plotting to join her for a girl's weekend but the guy at the desk told me I would be going to see a ghost. He said the woman who reserved the room paid for three days with cash, took the key card put a bag in the room and he hasn't seen her since, no one has. Housekeeping says that there's a bag on the bed but nothing's been touched. Strange right?"

"The only thing I think is strange is where your mind is going Sweetheart."

"How do you know what's going on in my head my chocolate god?"

"Because I know you and that crazy imagination you have. There's no way in hell that Reid and Prentiss ran off to Las Vegas and got married."

"All right, Mister all knowing holier than moi suddenly more than behaviour analysing profiler, explain it to me then."

"I can't."

"Ha!"

"So I think we should take a road trip and you'll see with your own two spectacled eyes what's really going and it will be a logical explanation which won't have anything to do with nuptials."

"Does that mean our trip won't be marital either?" she pouted.

He laughed. "Oh, honey you know we're nowhere near that point, besides this beast is not ready to be tamed even by the sweetest princess in the land."

"Pitty, but it might be easier if Hotch doesn't have to deal with two covert marriages in one weekend."

"Woman, you're cracked. That's it all your time in cyberspace has finally made you incapable of interacting with the real world."

"You'll see Derek Morgan just how super awesome I am even if I don't have profiler super powers. If I'm as on the ball as I know I am about this you have to take me on a date, a full on door opening, seat pulling out chivalry is beyond alive date."

"You're so on, and if you're wrong, I know I'm not, you owe me night on the town on your dime and no getting mad if you won't dance and someone else or two asks me to show them my moves."

"You're so on, I can already almost taste my super yummy fancy smancy meal."

"And I can taste my steak. Let's get a move on before someone else catches wind of what we're doing and they try to stop us."

Morgan couldn't help but be amazed at how quickly Garcia had been able to get them a flight. The two of them had a great time together as they went in search of what their friends were up to. Morgan was amazed by the hotel Reid had found, and since there were rooms available they decided to split on a room and stay there as well. The two of them were about to go up to their room when they saw Prentiss and Reid. Morgan grabbed Garcia's hand and pulled her around the corner.

"Holy shit," Morgan whispered.

"Emily's in a white dress, and Reid is in a suit, he cleans up nice. Looks like I get that Morgan date experience."

Reid had his arms wrapped around Prentiss, and the two of them were sharing an open mouthed kiss right in the middle of the hotel lobby. None of the staff seemed surprised by this behaviour and the couple were so engrossed in each other their friends could have walked right past them, even gotten on the same elevator and they wouldn't have noticed. Garcia didn't want to interrupt them but she had a feeling her co-conspirator would not agree.

"Hey Kid!" Morgan called.

Reid tried to ignore the voice he was hearing, wanting only to get up to his room with his new bride. He didn't care that he was in the middle of the lobby of their hotel acting like a couple of love drunk teenagers. He didn't think there was anyone there who knew them and it wouldn't matter who saw them. But hearing that voice he knew that it was almost time to come clean, and that would mean not getting up to his room with her as planned. He felt her pull away and curl into him a little. He wrapped his arm around her waist and two of them looked in the direction of the voice, only so surprised to see their friends there.

"It looks like you owe me a date my dark chocolate God," giggled Garcia.

"It certainly does. I'm impressed kid I had no idea that Emily was your mystery lady."

"That was the point. We needed to prove we could work together effectively before we told everyone. Now if you'll excuse us…" Reid tried to say.

"Oh, no, no, no we did not come all the way here to not get the full story!" Garcia explained.

"But, we…" Reid tried to reason.

"It can wait a little longer," Prentiss assured him.

"If you're not down in twenty minutes we're going up after you!" Morgan called to them as they entered the elevator.

"Emily," Reid practically whined.

"I know but you know Morgan he won't let anything go. Besides it is kind of nice to be able to celebrate for a few minutes with our friends. I promise I will make it worth the wait Spencer." She kissed him softly. "Do you really think this dress in the only thing I have on this trip to knock your socks off."

"I trust you Emily."

She grinned and kissed him again before the elevator door opened on their floor. They went to their room. As soon as they were through the door his hands were all over her again. She moaned softly almost forgetting their friends were waiting for them. She knew they could get changed in no time, and might even get some relief before their friends would come looking for them. Prentiss was making quick work of the buttons on Reid's shirt as his lips found their way to her neck. She moaned again wanting nothing more than to just keep going. She had always thought that her first night with her husband would be slow and uninterrupted, which was nothing like what was going. Reid was already sliding her dress down her body. She gasped when she realised the dress was pooled on the floor.

"Hold that thought," she whimpered pulling away from him.

She wanted to be able to wear her dress again when they got home and celebrated their vows with their friend and didn't want it to show signs of their rushed hotel room encounter. By the time she had the dress safely hung up half the time they had had already ticked away. She groaned but knew Reid might survive the meal with their friends if she didn't give him some sort of relief. She was just about to free him from his boxers, kneeling before, when the was a loud rapping on the door. The two of them looked at each other and knew their friends were serious. They quickly pulled themselves together and went into the hallway, hoping that the peace offering of the key to Prentiss' hotel room would give them more time together that evening.

End Part 14

Notes: I might need to do something about this date Garcia won, but I have a few fun projects up my sleeve first. Thank you again for the kind words heart to all of you who have taken the time to read and enjoy this.