Hey guys, so here are your fav lines! Thanks so much for telling me, it was awesome to know what everyone liked!
"What's in it for Mama?: 3 people
Freddie listing all the wonderful things about Sam: 2 people
The Five Colour Pen Thing (so good it gets caps!): 4 people (WINNER!)
Sam coming out from "hiding" when Mackenzie was dumping Freddie: 1 person
The line: "They didn't ever knock him down like Sam's eyes": 1 person
Thank you guys so much for everything! I will be updating soon, just because of all the support!
PS I don't own iCarly! dUh :D
"Free smoothies start now," announced Sam as Freddie entered Groovy Smoothies. It was 10am, and it was just him, Sam, and the cashier in there.
"Fine. What kind?" Freddie began digging through his pocket for money.
"That new banana one, with the grapes and tomatoes." Freddie made a face at Sam's order, then walked over the counter.
The girl working there was new, and amazingly slow. It wasn't till minutes later that him, and Sam, started to plan.
"Ok, so we're going to need a place where they'll be, and we follow them to find out when they have a date. When is she usually with Thomas?" Sam's eyes glowed excitedly; she loved revenge.
"Wednesdays. After she's done summer school. 4:30pmish. He picks her up from school, and then they go for a walk, usually to the library, or the park." Freddie sighed.
"Stalker much Freditz! What'd you do follow her around?"
"Kinda."
Sam rolled her eyes, probably wondering why Freddie wasted some much time on such a ditz then took a loud slurp of her smoothie. That meant she was thinking.
"Well you better be good at it. We're going to follow them around on Wednesday, so we can figure out when they have a date." Sam sucked hard on her smoothie, the greenish colour coming through the straw made Freddie push his smoothie away.
"Why do we know if they have a date?"
"Then we can crash it! Of if they find us, you just ask me out in front of them, and we can double date. Both works. If anyone asks though, we're already dating. Just to keep the news moving along the grapevine."
"We're going to stalk my ex, and her new boyfriend? I don't think that's what normal couples do Sam." He hesitantly sipped his smoothie again, avoiding Sam's straw. And her eyes. Always her eyes.
"How would you know what normal couples do? Besides, we're not a normal couple, it's fake! That's why we have to be good at hiding behind bushes. You own any camouflage?"
"My mom bought me a full outfit, in case we ever need to hide out in the forest."
"Benson, your mom's a freak."
"She's not!"
Sam looked at him, raising an eyebrow as she sucked on her smoothie.
"Ok fine, she's the weirdest, most over protective person on the planet!"
"True."
"Back to the original subject, tomorrow's Wednesday, where do you want to meet?"
"Outside the school, about 4:15, we have to be there before summer school actually ends, in case they let her out early."
"Or if I'm late."
"Be late and I'll hurt you. Black and blue would probably hide your pale little face better anyways."
"I've gotten a tan!" Freddie held out his arm to prove his point. Sam held up her arm which made Freddie's look like a glass of milk.
"You're such a freakish ghost Fredward." Freddie pulled his arm away, and started playing with the straw of his smoothie cup.
"Sam, do you think we can pull this off?" Freddie asked nervously.
"The whole fake dating thing? I know we can, and we'll just have to hope for you."
"Sam, I'm serious. What if they expect us to kiss, or we have to prove that it's 'for real'."
"I know how to fake kiss someone you nub. You just cover their mouth with your hand. From the side they won't be able to tell." Sam focused her attention on her smoothie cup, avoiding Freddie's eyes the whole time.
"Where'd you learn that from?"
"Um….Sonnywithachance." Sam admitted, saying the shameful words quickly.
"No way! You watch that show?! Sam Puckett watches a cheesy, sappy TV show that's on the Dingo Channel!" Freddie was tempted to call her by her full name, but that would've been scarier than looking her right in the eyes.
"Real mature. Besides I've seen the boxed set of Season 1 in your room."
"CHAD AND SONNY WILL BE TOGETHER!"
Sam burst out laughing at Freddie's sudden declaration, which caused the cashier to stop wiping the counters, and start to giggle. It wasn't long before both girls were gasping for air in between laughs. Since the cashier had earphones in, her laugh was louder, and over powered Sam's.
"Ok, that's enough laughing at the Channy nerd," Freddie said annoyed.
The cashier came over to their table, and took her earphones out. Freddie quickly noticed she didn't have a name tag.
"So, how long have you guys been going out?"
"We start faking now." Sam whispered to Freddie, so fast there was no way the cashier could've heard.
"Just over a month," she smoothly lied, "he asked me out on the last day of school, in front of everyone!"
"Aww, that's so sweet! My boy wasn't even that romantic when he asked me to marry him…"the cashier girl trailed off, then focused her attention back on Sam, "What'd you say?"
"I threw his back pack up a tree. Then I kissed him." Sam smiled happily at the end.
Freddie was seriously impressed with her acting skills. Of course she'd always been funny during iCarly, but that was planned. She'd made that all up so quick, and it sounded so believable. That was why he was letting Sam do the talking.
Then a teenager listening to his PearPod walked in, and went straight to the counter. Completely oblivious to what was going on he smacked the service bell a few times.
"Looks like I gotta go. My name's Brittany by the way. I hate wearing my name tag!" she shook their hands while they introduced themselves.
The guy hit the bell again, while scrolling through his PearPod, and she rolled her eyes.
"Anyways, you guys make a cute couple. Like, Sam plus Freddie equals Seddie, how sweet is that?"
Both Sam and Freddie managed to keep smiling till she'd walked back to the counter, and was busy serving PearPod boy. Then Sam grabbed Freddie's (which he had to admit felt nice) and pulled him out the door. Soon as they were both outside, and away from the windows they started losing it laughing.
"Can you believe it? A couple name!" Sam shrieked as they leaned against Dan's Computers, one of Freddie's favourite places to shop, for support.
"You have to admit, Seddie isn't the worst couple name ever." Freddie joked when their laughter had finally slowed.
"Much better than Meddie." Agreed Sam.
Carly clicked on her e-mail from Sam. After she'd spent three hours babysitting the most evil cousins on the planet, then two hours showering off whatever goo the kids had covered her in, her uncle had let her pull out laptop and take a break. Before her night shift started.
Happily she noticed there was an e-mail from Sam. It had taken her two weeks to respond, because she only could when Freddie would let her. He usually didn't because Sam was skilled at hacking his Facebook account, so he'd often log back on to find a lot of extra unwanted attention on his page. He'd gotten good at hiding it, but now she had a e-mail from each of them.
Sam's read:
Hey carls! It really sux that ur cuzin puked on ur duck slippers, you should duck tape him to the wall! LOL I did that Mel once. She cried. What a wus.
Oh yea freddum says to tell you that we're fake datin. He also said to stop giving him nick names, but that's not gonna happen!
We're fake dating cuz little miss high and mighty dumped him 4 thomas. Shocker. Seriously, who didn't c that coming?! Anyhow we're going to make her jealous, if we can pulll it off! Ill keep u updated!
Since im his fake girlfriend freddies letting me use his laptop, as long as I don't hack his facebook page, or look at pics of the smoken hawt zac efron! Whatever
mrs. Benson ;)
we miss u!
from Seddie
(that's what this girl Brittany called us. She works groovy smoothies. I like her, cuz she made our smoothies extra thik!)
Fredward benson stop reading over my shoulder! This is my damn e-mail 2 carly! What if we were talking about girl stuff huh? Like….tampons!
Haahah u shoulda seen freddifer blush when I typed that!
Bye!
Carly smiled slyly to herself. She that Sam and Freddie secretly had a thing for each other. Soon enough they'd both realize it.
She'd respond to Sam's later, first she wanted to read Freddie's.
Hey Carly, it's 10pm now, and I got my laptop back, but only because Sam fell asleep. And I practically had to wrestle it away from her!
She's currently in my lap, we were sort of practicing cuddling. That sounds weird doesn't it? She looks really peaceful when she sleeps, really un Sam like though.
I can't believe she's my fake girlfriend. I really hope we can pull this off. I know that, deep down inside it has to go perfectly. Mackenzie has to rue the day! Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
I better go now, Sam must be having a nightmare, cuz she just woke up screaming. It's a good thing my mom is visiting my aunt for the next two weeks. Sam and I are stalking Mackenzie and Thomas tomorrow (Wednesday), I'll explain later, Sam needs ribs.
Miss you!
-Freddie, the eddie in Seddie.
Carly glanced at the calendar. The e-mails were sent yesterday, it was Wednesday TODAY. She grinned to herself as she thought of what Seddie could be up too.
"The stars lean down to kiss you, but I lie awake and miss you....oh! I'm supposed to say bye now right?! Ok, well bye, and thanks for reading! Please review, and such! Don't forget to tell me ur fav part! Now....I'll watch the night turn light blue, but it's not the same without you..." (The lyrics were for Vanilla Twilight by Owl City, I don't own them either, but I AM listening to that song right now! I has his CD :D