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Freddie yelling "CHAD AND SONNY WILL BE TOGETHER!": 3 people

Sam wanting ribs when she woke up: 2 people

Tampon thing: 2 people

The E-Mails: 2 people

Freddie being a Channy nerd: 1 person

The line-She grinned to herself as she thought of what Seddie could be up too: 1 person

Sam saying/typing: ;) we miss u!
from SEDDIE: 1 person

Freddie saying/typing: We were sort of practicing cuddling. that
sounds weird doesn't it? She looks really peaceful when she sleeps, really un
Sam like though: 1

I don't own iCarly, or New Moon, so on with the show!

This chapter is dedicated to pigwiz, and Tech-Man

Freddie crawled through the bushes in front of the school, making sure to keep his head down, so he wouldn't be caught.

He was dressed in full camouflage. He had the cargo pants, t-shirt, hat, boots, and even socks. He decided it wouldn't be a bad idea to get his mom a life, or at least a job.

Abruptly he bumped into Sam, who was kneeling, and peeking through the bushes.

"Watch where you're going Freddichino!" Sam hissed.

She was wearing a camo tank top, something he wasn't used to seeing, she usually wore long sleeved shirts. He tried to avoid her barely covered upper body, but her legs were no better. She was wearing her usual long, boyish shorts, these ones army style. He'd caught himself staring at her legs a couple of times in the past month, so he tried her face.

At exactly that moment she reached over and grabbed Freddie's hat, and placed it on her own head with out a word.

"Sam. That's my hat. Give it back." Freddie said calmly, like he was talking to a kindergartener.

"Nope."

"Sam."

"Never."

"Please?"

"Keep dreaming."

Not in the mood to argue he sighed and re-adjusted his position. She looked better in the hat than he had anyways.

Besides that her hair was in its usual perfect/un-perfect mess of curls. When she'd swiped his hat he'd noticed she'd drawn a think black line of each her cheeks, like some football player.

"There they are," Sam whispered suddenly, interrupting his day dream.

Freddie peered through the bushes, to see Mackenzie and Thomas walking down the steps of the school. Strangely he didn't feel jealous, or depressed. He couldn't put his finger on why, and didn't dwell on it, because Sam had started to crawl along the grass. Quickly, he followed.

"What we doing?" he asked quietly.

"Follow me. We'll make a break for it, and hide behind that parked mini van. As they keep walking to the library, we'll hide behind parked cars. We'll be on the street, so try not to get hit by a taco truck again." Before Freddie could defend himself Sam took off across the lawn, and crouched behind the blue mini van. He speed after her, before he started to think about what he was getting himself in to.

They hide behind cars all the way to the library, getting some weird looks from people. He could hear snippets of Mackenzie and Thomas' conversation, but the time they'd reached the library Freddie was pretty sure that they hadn't made any plans.

He watched them go into the library while he was kneeling behind a green jeep with Sam. A silver sports car of some kind, Freddie was never good with cars, went by and the passenger flashed them the finger, and yelled "Freaks!". Luckily Sam was so into stalking she didn't even notice. Good, he couldn't have her distracted now.

"Come on Benson, we're going in." Sam harshly tugged on his sleeve, before sprinting into the library.

He followed her in. Inside the library Mackenzie and Thomas were sitting at one of the tables used for studying, but were just laughing. The librarian was reading New Moon, and neither she or Mackenzie and Thomas noticed when Sam and Freddie hid behind the first row of un read books.

It was close enough to the table that they could see, and hear them. Luckily for Seddie, the other couple was too busy flirting to notice them. The table was the farthest the way from the rows of books anyways.

He tried to pretend he wasn't nervous, and tried to breathe normally, but with Sam kneeling right next to him, her bare knee pushed against his camouflaged one, and her head so close some of her hair was on his shoulder, he couldn't lie to himself. Or figure out why SAM, of all people was making him nervous, especially since she wasn't going to hurt him.

"They're not doing much studying." Sam commented.

Freddie pushed apart two books, so he could see what Sam was talking about. Mackenzie and Thomas had a text book in front of them, but were holding hands and from what he could tell, playing footsie.

Then Thomas whispered something to Mackenzie, who nodded, smiling sexily. When he thought about it for too long, Sam could pull that kind of smile off so much better.

"Shit! They're coming over here to make out! Quick, pretend you were kissing me," Sam yanked Freddie to his feet and pushed him up against a bookshelf.

He looked at her confused. They were what? He was pretending to what? In a library? People did that?

She pressed her self against him, and wove her arms around his neck, then reached behind him, and messed up his hair. He instinctively put his arms around her, holding her there, surprised at how natural, and right it felt. He was also surprised he couldn't remember his last name, or where they were, and found he didn't care much. It was also surprising to see what measures Sam would go to just to help him get his revenge on Mackenzie.

"Perfect," Sam whispered, settling her arms around his neck, "No need to blush that much dork." She teased quietly, even though her cheeks were a light shade of red too.

Slowly she pressed her nose up against his, and closed her eyes. It was a good thing her sneakers that added serious height, he'd grown much taller than her. It was also good that Sam couldn't see his face since he was the same colour of as a tomato.

"Breathe heavier," she ordered, her eyes still closed "they're almost here. Lucky for us they walk as fast as my Granny."

Truthfully he'd stopped breathing the moment he felt her pressed against him, but he obeyed, breathing heavy, surprised he remembered how.

He heard giggling, and whispering, that suddenly stopped short. It was followed by an "O-M-G!" from Mackenzie.

Sam jumped, pulled away, managing to look guilty, while he just stood there, disappointed she'd moved so soon.

"Sam? Freddie? Are you guys like a couple now?" Mackenzie whispered, confused. Freddie noted that her hair was re-dyed, blonde again. Seeing both girls near each other it was easy to see that Sam was the better looking blonde.

Sam blushed, something else new, and stepped completely away from him. He turned to her, with new found confidence. His turn to play the part.

"I guess we are now. Sam, will you be my girlfriend?"

"Freddie, you feel that way?" she asked in a strangely delicate voice. Only he knew it was fake.

"Yes Sam, I do! Your beautiful, hilarious, crazy, scary, and whenever I close my eyes all I see is you." Freddie was pretty sure he stole the last line from some chick flick he'd been forced to sit through, it didn't matter, he'd meant the first part, and sounded like he'd meant it!

"Then of course I'll be your girlfriend!" Sam squealed, and he felt faintly like he was IN a chick flick. That was until Sam flung herself at him, and kissed him.

It was absolutely not a fake kiss. It was sweet, soft, and gentle. GENTLE. Not to mention he could feel her tongue about to sneak in when Thomas spoke up, and Sam pulled away. Is heart dropped the moment she moved away. Of course, this proved Sam was a relative of the devil, just like he'd always suspected.

"Hey, so if you guys are dating, how about we have a double date tomorrow? Me and Mackenzie were gonna go see that new movie with Zac Efron, and you guys should totally come!" Thomas suggested.

"That'd be great." Sam confirmed with a dazzling, and fake, smile, her arms still around Freddie's neck. Mackenzie rolled her eyes at this, before flipping her short hair.

"Why are you guys wearing camouf-" Mackenzie started to ask, but was silenced by Sam's death glare.

"See ya at the movie! 8ish, be there!" Thomas high fived a dazed Freddie, then walked off to the back of the library so he could play tonsil hockey with Mackenzie, who glared at the couple, then followed her boyfriend.

Soon as they were gone Sam grabbed his arm and hauled him out of the library. He was being pulled around a lot by her, but he was still a little dizzy from kissing her, so this time he was just thankful she kept him moving.

"This ROCKS!" Sam yelled as soon as they were outside, "A double date, that's perfect! Seeing us together for an entire night will drive Mackenzie up the wall. They completely fell for it too! They think we were making out in library, and that you asked me out there! NUBS!" she happily fell to the ground under one of the skinny trees in front of the library.

"That wasn't a fake kiss," Freddie blurted out, his voice uneven.

Sam shrugged, keeping her head turned away focusing on the tree.

"They would have known if I had, and the plan would've been ruined. Plus I'm sure it didn't kill you."

You have to be dead to be in Heaven Freddie thought briefly.

"Do you need a place to stay tonight?" he asked instead. Lately her mother had been more moody than usual, and Sam was trying to avoid her own house whenever possible. His mom will still out of town, so he had to place to himself. She thought he was staying with Spencer. He could only imagine what how'd she react if she knew the truth.

"Yep, and tonight you better make me something decent to eat, grilled cheese is pretty lame Fredweird."

He grinned at her insult, then put out his hand. She grabbed on to it tightly, and he yanked her up harder than needed, briefly sending her tumbling through the air, before she hit the ground.

"You're dead now," Sam whispered menacingly as she hopped to her feet. His hat hung slightly sideways on her head, looking like it was going to slip off at any moment.

Freddie looked at her, then took off running down the street, with the she-devil, and his hat, not far behind.

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