Hiya guys! Cue the survey results!

He was also surprised he couldn't remember his last name, or where they were, and found he didn't care much: 1

"We'll be on the street, so try not to get hit by a
taco truck again"/iSaved Your Life reference: 3

"You have to be dead to be in heaven": 4 (WINNER!)

"They're almost here. Lucky for us they walk as fast as my Granny.": 1

Freddie looked at her, then took off running down the street, with the
she-devil, and his hat, not far behind.: 1

"Yes Sam, I do! Your beautiful, hilarious, crazy, scary, and whenever I
close my eyes all I see is you.": 1

It was absolutely not a fake kiss: 1

Mackenzie starting to ask why they were in camo, but then not: 1

Thanks to everyone who voted, reviewed, and read!

This chapter is to the rest of KZED, I love you guys, sorry you'll never read this!

PS I don't own iCarly, Danny Phantom, Sonny With a Chance, Doritos, or an I-Pod :(

Freddie reached carefully for his laptop that was resting on the coffee table in front of him. He leaned forward slowly, trying not to disturb the sleeping blonde who'd fallen asleep in his lap again, her head resting against his chest.

He managed to get his laptop without dropping it, or disturbing Sam, and settled it on the edge of the couch. As he tried to sit the laptop on the edge of the couch in a way he could guarantee it wouldn't fall Sam let out a loud snore, reminding him of her presence.

She burrowed her head into his chest, almost upsetting the Doritos that resting on her chest, and he glanced down at his fake girlfriend. It didn't make sense, she looked so peaceful when she slept, but kept waking up screaming with almost no warning. Before he'd been too busy calming her down to ask what the screaming was about, he pledged he'd ask her in the morning.

Unless she woke up screaming again.

Ignoring the thought he turned his laptop on, and immediately checked his e-mail. There was a chain e-mail from a guy in their grade named Drake, and a reply from Carly. Plus some advertisement e-mail that included a coupon for a free toe wax.

After he forwarded the toe wax coupon to Spencer he checked the chain e-mail, which said that he would be kissed by the love of his life, on the night of their double date, Friday-if he forwarded to 20 people. Without meaning to he glanced down at Sam who smiled in her sleep, like she was mocking him for pulling an "Edward" and watching her while she was out cold. Carly had forced them all to read Twilight last year, and it had lead to a whole new way for Sam to insult Freddie.

Quickly he turned back to his laptop and tapped his finger gently on the keyboard, debating. Then he clicked "Forward" and sent it to the first 20 people on his contact list, skipping Carly, Sam, Mackenzie, and Thomas.

Next the e-mail from Carly. He cousins had glued her shoes to the wall, and fed her new tank top to the dog, but she getting serious cash. She seemed very excited about the fake dating thing, and gave it her seal of approval. Naturally she wanted hear all about yesterday, and their "stalking". Before he could reply to it he felt Sam shift a little, and her legs stiffen up. Then suddenly-

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Sam sitting straight up. This caused the Doritos to go flying up in the air, then rain down on them. Except for the bowl which came down with a solid thud on Freddie's head. Good thing they used a plastic bowl.

Sam trashed wildly around, hitting his laptop to the floor where it landed fairly smoothly. He grabbed her and pulled her against his chest restraining her until she calmed down, and her breathing became even again.

Without warning she broke away and put her head between her knees. Silently he carefully got up from the couch, walked to the fridge, got the leftover fried chicken from their take-out dinner, and handed it to her.

She took it from him, sat up a little, and started eating, while looking around the room nervously, like she suspected his mom was lurking in the shadows with tick shampoo.

"Sam? Why do you keep waking up screaming?" Freddie asked as she settled himself back into the couch, right next to her.

She frowned at him, then her chicken, and the ground before she swallowed and started talking.

"I keep having this dream that I'm in a Saw Movie, and I lose the game, and die."

Freddie blinked and tried to absorb this. The fearless Sam Puckett who fought a 8th grader that stole Carly's lunch money in grade five, and won was scared of Saw Movies? He thought she loved scary stuff. Sure she'd gotten pretty upset when she and Carly had practically DIED, but that was different.

"You get freaked out watching them?" he asked carefully, in fear she might get violent.

"No! I love watching them!" She started exasperated, "It's just I have nightmares and stuff after….." she trailed off, then took a giant bite of a chicken leg.

He nodded, knowing she probably wasn't going to go much deeper than that. Sam wasn't the type who poured her soul out for the world to see.

"You ever watched any?" she asked, interrupting his random wondering.

"You think my mom would let me watch that? I'm not allowed to watch movies that are PG Sam!"

"Ok, then we'll watch one after our double date."

"Nah."

"Wimp!"

"I am not!"

"Then come on. Pleaseeeeeee," she pleaded, brining her eyes up to his and staring into them full force.

He didn't blink, couldn't blink, didn't look away, couldn't look away and didn't want to drop her gaze.

"Fine." He muttered in defeat, turning away from her.

"Fine." Sam smiled in victory, then bit her chicken leg again.

"Good."

"Good."

"Good!" He almost screamed.

"No more Sonny With a Chance for you!" declared Sam

"Yea, well, no more Danny Phantom for you, you're addicted!"

"Danny's a hottie," she said dreamily.

"And he's a cartoon," Freddie pointed out grumpily with a roll of his eyes, then changed the subject.

"We should really get to sleep."

"We didn't finish practicing cuddling though," Sam pointed out innocently.

With a sigh he opened up his arms, and she snuggled into his chest, closing her eyes as soon as her cheek was on his shirt. He wrapped his arms around her and rested his chin on top of her head. She felt so warm, and smelt like fried chicken, which was still her lap, and M&M's, her new love. Wordlessly she reached up and wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling herself up a little so it was comfortable. He blushed a little, she was SO close.

He smiled too, glad she couldn't see him. "If it didn't know any better I'd say you like this Sam."

"Never. I'm just good at pretending Freddorito."

"Freddorito?"

"Mhhmmm."

Before he could ask about that Sam was asleep, somehow in his arms. He picked a Dorito out of her hair, then settled down to go to sleep.

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