Ash awoken in the same room. She stirred, and then sat up. 'What… It couldn't have been a dream…' She thought, wrapping her arms around herself. Then she felt something stir next to her.

She looked at the moving figure. "Wheatley..?" She whispered, taking hold of the covers, and pulling them away. She was surprised to not see Wheatley, but someone else.

White haired, like her's, but it was much curvier. The dress was awfully short, and the hair was cropped, straightened to the shoulders. The woman sat up, rubbing her eyes and then opening them. On close inspection- Ash gasped –they were yellow.

"No, you incompetent fool." The woman replied sharply, sending a chill down Ash's spine. "That little idiot… Who does he think he is…?" She muttered.

Ash squinted. "I'd know that horrid, mean, icy voice anywhere..." She muttered. "G...GLaDOS?"

"Sadly, yes. He's placed me in a human body since he had awoken first. Right before I was shut down after my…" She cleared her throat. "...Simulation… I suppose… I let out the screech you heard that makes all living things sleep." She brushed one of the stray bangs from her face.

Ash blinked. "So, is this what Caroline looked like… Gladie?" She said, trying to be polite.

GLaDOS flinched. "Don't call me that. And no. Caroline was… Very…" She began to mutter words that Ash couldn't understand, but she did understand one word.

"GLaDOS, did you just say that Caroline was… Sexy?" Ash asked blinking slowly. GLaDOS flinched again.

"Technically, she's me. That doesn't count as anything." GLaDOS stumbled through her words. It made Ash giggle.

"So, you're lesbian?"

"BISEXUAL!"

"Right… So, you are?"

GLaDOS huffed, and then nodded. She looked at Ash then down to her own hands. "I designed you to look that way. You looked, intriguing." She said, trailing a hand up Ash's arm.

"WHOA, GLADOS!" Ash screeched, scooting to the side until she fell out of her bed. "I…I can't…"

"And why can't you?" GLaDOS said, anger punctuating the sentence like a nail driving through steel.

Ash flinched. "I… I'm sorry, but I'm straight… And Wheatley…" She muttered.

GLaDOS' eyes suddenly turned fierce. "What in the world do you SEE in him?" She screamed, her voice sharp with jealousy.

Ash's eyes wandered. "Everything. I see everything in him."

GLaDOS' eyes softened. She scuffed her feet, as if she didn't know how to react. She then turned, and the wall collapsed, pulling some of the floor with it.

Along with GLaDOS.

"WAITWAITWAIT!" Ash cried, grabbing GLaDOS' wrist.

"OH DEAR GOD! Ash, whatever you do, please, oh PLEASE don't let go!" GLaDOS cried, squirming about to get a solid footing.

"I promise… Now, stop squirming and let me pull you up…" Ash squeaked, yanking the woman up.

GLaDOS flew over the edge, landing onto Ash. "AGH!" She grunted with the impact of the landing.

Ash huffed, pushing GLaDOS off of her, and sat up. "The hell…" She muttered.

"ASHPoD. You know, you could get through to Wheatley. And I know just the way." GLaDOS muttered, locking her eyes on Ash's.

"And, how would we do that?" Ash said, brushing a bang from her face.

"We go to his chamber, and kiss." GLaDOS said, making Ash blush.

"Kiss? Are you INSANE?" Ash said, standing and frantically waving her arms about. GLaDOS sighed sadly.

"A bit. But it's the only way. It'll get him jealous, and I'll exchange you for my chassis." GLaDOS stood, brushing the dust from her skimpy dress.

Ash didn't like the idea, but it was the only thing they could do. "Alright. I'm in."

They both then realized they had long fall boots on.

"Oh." Ash said, going towards the edge where the floor gave out.

GLaDOS grabbed her hand and nodded. Ash nodded back.

Then they jumped.