Hello again! Thanks for waiting for this chapter, I hope it was worth it! Favourite line as follows:
"Stop watching the Titanic and go that PearPod away from the rabid hamster!": 1
Eddie in Seddie part: 1
Freddie smiled to himself then pulled her in for a quick hug, which she allowed.: 1
"Are you saying I DON'T look shockingly hot right now?" Sam asked
lowly: 1
Freddie saving Sam: 1
Beginning scene: 1
"Did you let her stand on the rails of a large ship and hold her there, allowing her the feel like she flying?": 1
Awesome quote : "But I guess those lame Creddie people can
have fun until it's time for the awesomeness of Seddie!"-Gabsikle, mostly on iSYL! Sorry it took me so long to include that!
This chapter is for Gabsikle, and MistressOfCrazy.
"Sam are you ready yet?" Freddie asked, knocking on his bedroom door, while checking his watch for the millionth time.
"Just wait! Hair like this requires a full 10 minutes to get under control!" Sam yelled back. She was lucky he loved her hair.
He never got why girls took so long to get dressed. Sure, Sam had to look good to make Mackenzie crazy, but he knew that even that wouldn't force Samantha Puckett into a dress, or make her wear pink.
Freddie looked at his watch again. Only 15 minutes till they were supposed to meet Mackenzie and Thomas at the theatre! Spencer, their mode of transportation, sighed deeply and looked over at Freddie.
"Why do girls take so long to get ready?" Spencer asked Freddie at the exact moment Freddie's door opened and Sam stepped out.
"That's why," Freddie whispered, staring at Sam.
She on a yellow strapless shirt that had large nay-blue buttons up the front. Her denim mini skirt was short, and light blue. Her leggings were dark blue with white paint splatters, on her feet were bright pink converse sneakers. All that looked amazing enough, but to top it off she had most of her hair pulled up, with a few curly, blonde pieces hanging lose, some just touching her bare shoulders. He recalled thinking Sam/Melanie/Whatever looked pretty with their hair in a ponytail, but this out trumped it by far. He'd never seen her look so elegant, but still Sam, at the same time.
"Wow," muttered Spencer under his breath.
Sam glared at the two males before her. "Are we going to get going, or just stand here and stare me all day?" she demanded.
Not waiting for her to get violent the boys jumped into action. All three of them were at the theatre within three minutes, normally a 10 minute drive.
"Thanks for the ride Spencer!" Sam called as Spencer drove off.
Freddie offered her his hand which she looked over carefully, then gently took. Like she had anything to worry about, he was the one touching HER hands.
"Ready for this Froggie?" Sam asked as they walked forward, her blue staring into his, waiting for him to tell her this would be easy.
Instead Freddie looked away from her eyes, stealing a glance at her shoes to remind himself that Sam was still Sam.
"Froggie, what's that all about?" he asked instead, because he was curious, and because he has NO idea if they could pull this off.
"I'm the princess, and you're my frog!" she smirked at him while steering them towards the concession.
As Sam snuck her way to front of the line, dragging him behind her, he recalled that the Princess and The Frog had a happy ending.
Ten minutes later they were searching for the other couple, which wasn't easy considering they were loaded down with food.
At least Freddie was. He was carrying his popcorn (Large), Sam's popcorn (Jumbo), his Sprite (Medium), Sam's Coke (Extra Large), her Skittles, M&M's, and Skor Bar. She was holding her sour gummy bears, and had the tickets in her pocket.
"Where'd you get the clothes?" asked Freddie from behind the popcorn, even though at the moment he couldn't see her or what she was wearing.
"Usually Saturday nights I go to these awesome parties on my end of town, and I have to look my best! I wear something like this because it gets so hot in there. You can really work up a sweat dirty dancing with three different guys at once!
Freddie ignored the last comment, and just murmured an "Uh-huh." Then peeked around the popcorn to look for the other couple. Anything to distract him from the thought of his girl, his FAKE girl that is, dirty dancing with three different guys at once.
"As my official fake boyfriend you'll have to come sometime," Sam ordered. Before Freddie could say anything both him and Sam spotted Mackenzie and Thomas (Thackenzie?) making out with a group of five-year-olds watching them with wide eyes.
'Mackenzie, Thomas, you're traumatizing little kids!" Sam shouted as she pushed her way through the crowd. Freddie followed the path Sam had left behind her carefully, knowing that if he dropped any of the food Sam wouldn't hesitate to beat him black and blue in public.
Mackenzie and Thomas shooed off the little kids who looked at them one last time before running off to the safety of their parents.
Freddie got to the rest of the group just in time to hear Thomas hit on his date.
"Looking good Sam," He winked at her while his eyes traveled up and down her body. At that moment Freddie wanted nothing more in the world than take the rock-hard Skor bar to Thomas' head.
"Thanks Tommy," Sam giggled in a voice that was so unlike Sam it made him want to scream. And hit "Tommy" in the balls with the Skittles. He'd never felt so violent before-too much time spent hanging around Sam.
"Yea, real nice shoes Sam," Mackenzie added in snootily, turning her nose up at Sam's sneakers.
Without saying a word Sam leaned over and gently kissed Freddie on the cheek. Mackenzie glared briefly at her before she whipped her head away. Thomas didn't notice anything because his eyes had worked their way up to Sam's chest, which proved to be very distracting.
"So anyways, what's the movie about?" Freddie asked, his voice squeaking a little at the end, thanks to Sam's kiss. Sam chuckled at him and tossed the last sour gummy bear in her mouth. She'd already finished the bag and the movie hadn't even started yet.
Thomas looked away from Sam, snapping out of his daydream. "It's the new one starring Zac Efron. It's all about this guy living this perfect, boring, bland life until he meets this pole dancer, played by Miley Cyrus. Then I guess they fall in love, cuz the title of the movie is Unlikely Love."
"Jank title," commented Sam, reaching for her M&M's.
"Jank, that's a great word," Thomas said admiringly, his eyes drifting back to her body.
"Eyes on your own date pal!" Freddie said jokingly, or at least he hoped it sounded like she was joking. Luckily everyone laughed, especially Sam. Mackenzie least of all
They all showed their tickets, went in to theatre 3, and found four seats in the middle. The previews had already started, which made Sam mad. She loved previews. He calmed her down with popcorn, while making sure she wasn't next to Thomas. They ended up sitting Thomas, Mackenzie, Sam, Freddie.
Only a few previews later Zac Efron's face filled the screen, his crystal blue looking dark and dull, his hair blowing in the wind. That was it, no more watching chick flicks with Carly and Sam. They were obviously messing him up.
"That boy is hotter than the desert!" Sam whispered to Mackenzie, gazing at Zac's flawless face.
"Totally!" Mackenzie whispered back, "His face is so perfect, and he has the cutest hair cut! Plus his beautiful blue eyes, I mean come on, they SPARKLE!"
"I'm more of a brown eye type myself," Sam said casually, flashing a brief grin at Freddie, causing his brown eyes to light up.
Mackenzie rolled her eyes at both of them, then sank lower in her seat, ignoring Sam.
Halfway through the movie Thomas wrapped his arm around Mackenzie, pulling her closer. Then he glanced at Freddie and snickered.
Freddie glared at him, the faked a yawn, and stretched, letting his arm come down on the back of Sam's seat, not quite touching her shoulders. Just after he did so Sam leaned back in her chair, only to bump into his arm.
"What the hell is your arm doing there?" hissed Sam, whipping her head to face him.
He started at her with big, panicked eyes. Suddenly it clicked in her head, she remembered. Her eyes opened wide too, before she regained her composure and snuggled up to him. He couldn't believe she'd forgotten they were fake dating, it'd been all he'd been able to think about it since they started.
Mackenzie looked at them suspiciously, but was distracted when Zac Efron started crying.
Freddie watched the screen skeptically as the characters argued back and forth. Zac Efron's character, Charlie had to pick between his unhealthy love for Miley's character, Makayla, and his high paying job. Freddie really hoped this was the end.
"It's me or your job!" Makayla screamed dramatically. She was wearing a tiny outfit, being the stereotypical stripper, and Thomas looked like he was going to pass out any second. And Freddie thought his hormones were outta wack.
"You can't make me pick!" Charlie shouted back, grabbing her by her thin, uncovered shoulders.
The two continued yelling back and forth. Freddie entertained himself by trying to figure out why Charlie even needed to pick in the first place, and where Makayla got a skirt that she couldn't sit down in.
Finally Charlie (Zac Efron) picked his job and tossed Makayla out on the streets without any food or money.
Mackenzie stared up at the screen in shock before bursting into tears.
"That wasn't a happy ending!" she sobbed into Thomas' shirt. He tried to comfort her but it mostly looked like he more concerned about his shirt.
"See don't you wish that was you?" Sam whispered to him dryly.
He grinned at her, and snatched an M&M from her hand.
Five minutes later Sam had him pinned, Thomas was taking pictures and probably a video with his cell, while the rest of the movie theatre laughed at him. Mackenzie had stomped off after Thomas had gotten distracted, and had probably left already.
That's my princess he thought to himself as Sam did a victory dance on his back.
That was going to hurt tomorrow.
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