15 Ways to Annoy

by 0Kurda-Smahlt0

Have you ever wanted to annoy Larten Crepsley? How about Mr. Tall? Well, read this to find ways on how to annoy the Darren Shan characters! **More characters! Not just Larten and Mr. Tall!**

2. Chapter 2 Kurda Smahlt

15 Ways to Annoy Kurda Smahlt:

1. Ask him why he's in the Lake of Souls.

2. Call him a pedo.

3. Tell all the Gavner-fangirls where Kurda is.

4. When Kurda screams for help, stare at him without speaking.

5. Lock Gavner, Arra and Kurda in a room and give Gavner a knife.

6. Tape the whole thing.

7. Buy him pink boxers with yellow elephants.

8. Ask him why he didn't kill Darren.

9. When he doesn't answer, repeat step 2.

10. Draw all over his maps.

11. Cut his hair short when he's sleeping.

12. Put lots of spiders in his coffin.

13. Buy him a Dora the Explorer backpack with the map on it and tell him to keep his maps in there.

14. Dye his hair green like Vancha, then blame it on Arra. (May annoy Arra and Vancha)

15. Dye all his blue clothes pink.